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No one wants to hear about your Secret Life Walter Mitty!

What about one of those handpump rail cars from back in the old days.

I would just settle for a long term girlfriend or a high class ****** from an agency.

Why do I have to be on a boat? Why can't I just zip along in my hovercraft or hydrofoil or some kind aquatic craft.

I heard she got that photo taken at Connie Depedesta's House of Klass out in New Jersey.

Nope and Nope, hope that answers all your pressing questions.

They do make those tasty butter sugar cookies in that tin in all those shapes.

This is one of the keys to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

Nothing yet but I could go for some potato florentine soup with carrots and tomato.

I wonder what those two did after the picture was taken, something of the girl/girl sexual nature I am willing to wager.

Talk to Shimmy about that, he runs an amateur site and he posts on here ocassionally.

Just give me Keira, this other broad in the middle looks like some kind of plastic surgery golem.

I like free premium cable station weekends, now I can watch the new season of Dexter.

I have a glass of Gingerale before and after ******** and eat sweets.

**** now the 6th Seal is broken and the dead shall rise from the grave!

I have to thank the Calgary Flames for giving Boston another two points and letting the Bruins put on a goal scoring clinic with a 9-0 victory.

She's the future Mrs. LukeEl that's my kind of tattooed girl.

Sprinkle tits, get it right!

Neither, I try to associate with people that are not into politics.

I stopped listening to Metallica since Garage Days Inc.

She's probably got a face like the Rancor ******* under that helmet.

Barbie in the Nutcracker, I am not sure that is suitable for ********.

Sign him up for the Space Program.

That's a "To Do" pile I would love to finish.

Drool, I thought he was lifting weights and blasting his quads.

If someone was trying to break into my place, I would set a series of deadly and vicious traps like Jigsaw or even that lame ass Collector. It's more fun that way.

Tina Tyler will and has always been my favorite Canadian porn star.

I would suggest buying your very own speculum.

I wonder if she lactates powdered milk?

Let me field this one folks, it's obvious that anyone of those Muslim dudes can put up more points than Tebow. Whoa that huge 10-3 loss to Kansas City was a **** burner, Broncos suck!

Politics, sports lock out's, expanision teams in cities were certain sports are not popular (refer to the NHL), X-Men comics too much like a soap opera, biting the side of the inside of my mouth while eating, having a cold and when your trying to ***** and one of your nostrils is plugged up with...

I remember this one since I was a *** not sure if this was a song or poem but what the hell: Do you ever think as a hearse goes by, that you may be the next to die? They wrap you up in a big white sheet From your head down to your feet. They put you in a big black box, And cover you up...

I enjoyed the Sweden vs. Finland game a lot more, after watching it yesterday.

Well if Bush is Voldemort then Perot is Cornelius Fudge and Clinton is Hagrid.

Ah Romney the do nothing former governor from Massachusetts, from a long line of do nothing governors both democratic and republican from Massachusetts, In a few more months I move off to the Great Republic of Texas.

Beauty and The *****, I must have jacked it to that movie at least...20 times.

I cannot wait to see said dirty fetishes, by the way if it involves you wearing a Snow White costume I am all yours.

-Scuplt something out of marble -Build an irrigation system or an aquaduct -Write a delightful play about the fishmongers wife Huh oh SEXUAL I thought this was an INTELECTUAL bucket list.

They can take my plastic bag when they pry it from my cold dead hands, or swap it with the world famous PBS Totebag.

He needs to take a nice laxitive and curl up on the porcelin throne with a good book.

I heard he got cremated and East End Lonodonites are now snorting his ashes and listening to god awful dub step.

I like stuff like that. Or when a ******** after a long period of time finds out that their parent is not their biological parent but it still doesn't matter to that ***** because said ***** has always seen that person as their one true parent.

Japanese porn, um I can watch 30 seconds of it. I always think that the pussies and cocks are on the Witness Protection program with all the pixles. And don't get me started on those ear grating screeches that Japanese porn actresses make, it sounds like I'd rather hear Cthullu speak. Korean...

That's how classless Philly fans are in general, however we in Boston appreciate a Canadian National Anthem: http://youtu.be/7TxpxFqAV4I

But sir you have always had free reign of SOTW aaaalllllwwwwwaaaayyyysssss.

It's like why does Batman keep sending his rouges gallery of villians back to Arkham Asylum? They are only going to escape again, plus they get the most up to date pyschological and medical care....And then there are guys like Mr.Freeze he has a special state of the art cryogencially cold...

Open your fly Quaid open your fly, open your fffffllllllyyyyyyy.

Porn is more of a fantasy to me a temporary escape when I am not with a woman in my life. Or when I have a woman in my life, and I generally have found myself to be fortunate to date women who also enjoy porn which in truth makes it better I suppose. Anyway you make a valid point, to yourself...

Bibi was gronked and that is all I can say.

The other guy who was Anakin's ghost was made one with the ***** by George Lucas.