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I once took a shot of 180 proof ****** and made a fireball so extreme my knuckle hair was burnt off completely as well as the shed. That was a great wedding anniversary for my parents.

Vegetable seasoning isn't too bad with guacamole.

No, you didn't say the magic word so no email or skype for you!

She should go for it, I dig her look.

Miley is next up on the Playboy chopping block she is one bump of **** away before going air tight.

Hitler had a house? I thought he was more of a sublet studio apartment kind of guy.

All Quiet on the Western Front

Now I know what happend to the girls from TATU they are not eyeing me but the grilled cheese sandwich I am eating.

The Clash Johnny Cash Social Distortion The Ramones The Rolling Stones The Who

Go shorty it's your birthday!

Wait I thought Getty Lee was the first Canadian in space or has traveled from the Shire to Mount Doom.

The one musuem I always liked was the Mummer Musuem (I think that's how you spell it) it's a medical oddity musuem in Pennsylvania. Then there is the Hockey Hall of Fame, up in Toronto really cool. I always dug and still enjoy the Boston Musuem of Science and Peabody Essex Museum over where I...

I once dated this woman that really and totally creeped me out. She truly adheered to those gothic girl stereotypes, all doom and gloom. That I could stomach I am used to that since I have dated a few goth girls in my time. I can look past the depressing poetry, the pale skin, all the sex I had...

I had a nice picture of a solar flare but it burnt through my lense.

We all have our choices and likes. For one I like breast implants on women to an extent. If women have the waist face and rest of bottom to accomedate a full C or just a D then I am all for it. Yes I know they look fake and cartoon like but I would rather see that on a woman then something like...

I like Wicked Pictures films from 1990-2000 I have never been a member, and they did some of the best girl/girl features I have seen.

I once made a snow man out of flour and yeast instead of melting in the sun when Winter ended the whole village had some very tasty bread to eat courtesy of good Ol' Frosty, there must have been some magic on that butter they spread around.

I have discovered a small colony of microscopic people that dwell inside a tupper ware container in my fridge...oh wait I think someone got tossed in the dumpster because I just heard screaming coming from the trash truck. You may wonder why I am saying random **** a) I march to my own beat b) I...

What if you ask a troll a riddle within their troll thread?

Dirk no means no, maybe you should have bought her flowers first.

This was bound to happen with all the German adoration for David Hasselhoff.

I am more interested in corporate espionage to be frank with you.

Get one of those dwarf ponies, not only are they cool, but they know how to fight with a battle ax.

Well Winter does need to take a vacation, but hey I wanted to be on the 96 Boston Bruins but that is never going to happen.

I am mildly *********** whatching the local nutjobs on public access televison.

Good I hope he does a book signing at Barnes and Nobles and the gays can glitter bomb him.

Remember the times when Baconsalt posted on here and used to post about ****? Or how Assholebythedoor created these threads that were way too avant garde for us to comprehend. Or how about mrterbus he was a jolly chap.

Go for it man and may it be a prosperous engagement.

Find one with a dried out well in the basement you can get a lot of use out of that.

Oh I thought it was a site on how to fit into antebellum socitety like don't overstuff your mint julip with too many mint leaves, or take twenty paces excatly when dueling with a reitired Southern gentleman.

Hope you feel better man, don't go see a chiropracter though.

That's like the cruise ship from Deep Rising remember that, not a bad horror movie.

Do you have a yes/no list of who you would have sex with? Meaning what types of guys/girls do you prefer and who you won't have sex with?

Is this some word association game? I am confused here dude.

I am not trying to put you down man, but everytime people start tossing out ideas for you. There seems to be responses from you full of excuses and rejection. Listen our lives are all not roses and trust fund laziness. When my parents came to this country they had to take **** jobs, ***** on...

If I had a ******** that did porn and she was of legal age, I would tell her that she's an adult old and wise enough to make her own decisions. However my policy would be simple I don't want to see any of her bodies of work, nor hear about it. Aside from that I would tell her to invest her money...

Come on Sam is the Maxi Zeus to our Batman.

Now for something completely scientific find equal parts dog **** and paper bag (recycled paper bag hippy), insert ***** matter into bag, place on Sam's front doorstep, light said bag, ring doorbell. See him come out in his tighty whiteys and cowboy boots and watch him stomp out said bag. That...

Nothing because I really have no desire to be in the desert but I will go to the fridge to get a ****.

I feel a tad bit gassy but aside from that everything is kosher.

Re: Photo Gallery of Hot Goth Babes from Action Movies (Rhona Mitra, Kate Beckinsale) You do know that there are 100's of sites out on the interwebs that will have what your looking for.

Shortly after he built this an irate Star Wars fan ****** him on the holodeck.

Is it me or do these SOPA's and ACTA's sound like failed government agencies.

I am not a big fan of the All Star draft, can't they just go back to the East vs. West, that's why I just watch the skills competition instead of the offical game.

Re: Taylor Vixen sneak peek Under Boobage!!!!! (pic) Underboob oh underboob how I want to get my hands on thee!

I believe that is The Artist, not sure but I went out on a limb with that one.

I wouldn't put a colony on the Moon anyone seen Apollo 18 the rocks ****** the people! Yep I gave away the ending of the movie sue me.

I am more of a fan of Demolition Derbies how come those don't get televised?

Big Bucket of Wind he will be missed, take it easy Epstein.

Can't we just elect some form of mythical ****** or cryptid..Bigfoot would make a great president I can just see it now. Reporter 1: Mr. President what is your stance on the ever growing economic decline and fallout of the private sector? President: Arrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhwaaaaarrrooooooo *and then he...