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I haven't beat off to porn in 4 days. I'm proud of myself. I'm also invisible, no one sees what I say.

I can't seem to get over the fact that Ryan is a male name. Not only that, but the picture is broken.

Re: List Of Female Teachers Fucking Students This is a pretty good story... Pay attention to the last sentence. Mary Kay Letourneau, 34: Des Moines, Wash., teacher did prison time after having sex with a sixth-grade student, Vili Fualaau, in 1996 and eventually had two ******** by him. She...

I've done it. ***** the mood instantly. Right now I can't even imagine touching myself.

I just noticed that fresno's post count and rep power coincide in reverse. Take a look for yourself.

Thinking while listening to music.

I dunno if this good or bad, but I lost my v-card on Friday night... If anyone has seen it around, try not to use it, it's expired. :D

Make sure you get it hot first. Slides easier.

Yo ****.

Get laid.

Three

No wonder I'm an ass man.... Aries ftw.

THey all need a good beating. If I was there, and heard that going on, I'd have thrown my morals out the window, and started laying them out cold. And georges, I disagree with your generalization of the post 1986 borns. I'm in 87, and I have more repsect than that. Most of my peers are very...

Haha, in her ear, priceless!

Ask her for a threesome.

Who knows. Still waiting :) (aka I'm too awesome)

It's cold. I'd say physical is effected by environment more than hereditary, but both are present. Mental would be more hereditary than environmentally. Can't have either/or.

You know, boing boing.

Is below me.

Wow, I've been gone a while. Lots of new members with 5x more posts than me.

I don't think the term asshole is quite correct. But the whole basis of the reading is very true. The term asshole is only used because thats what women call men who play hard to get. Who aren't afraid to be offensive and challenging. Everyone likes a challenge. In any group of people, the...

Jeeze, everyone is turning gay. Some day we'll all be gay, and that means no more reproduction, unless one of the sissy bitch homo boys decides to go bang some dyke. But it shouldn't be too hard to do since dykes look like guys anyway. And the dykes would be attracted to the girly types, so...

Oh yeah, forgot about that. http://photos-534.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v217/107/28/506215534/n506215534_1013209_1634.jpg

This is my bike. Edit:

There was no mention of street legal or production car in the original post, so it's all fair game :P

Top fuel rail drag cars do 0-100 mph in about 1 second. I think they take the cake.

Stare at your date with your mouth open in awe for the whole date. It won't last long, so you won't have to worry about saying anything.

She's been cheating on you. Bah-bye woman. And they think men are cruel.

Yeah, I like coming inside. It beats standing out in the cold...

This thread title made me realize how much alike we are with sock drawer fan clubs.

Yeah, sheesh... Hey becks, wanna practice that ******** orgasm thingy on me tonight? I won't tell senobb.... :P

>"Hey, your fly's undone" >"What are you wearing?! You should take it off, it does nothing for your figure!" >"Can I borrow your cellphone for a sec, gotta make an emergency call" (call your own number and answer it) "Thanks alot, here's your phone back" >Or >"Can I borrow blah blah blah" call...

Apparently, some women don't like it when you enter in the back door when it's raining outside, and track mud into the entrance way. Especially when you go back out and come back in several times. Many claim it's a pain in the ass. Even though you are enjoying every bit of it. Sometimes it can...

"Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck, got a heater in the truck and I'm off to the rodeo!"

1) Virgin?: yes 2) How many partners have you had?: 0 3) Do you remember all of them?: yes 4) How many do you regret?: all of them 5) Did you like your first time?: yeah sure, why not 6) Do you have any Fantasies?: duh... 7) If so, name them?: two girls, in the car... 8) What turns you...

WOOO FREE POST@! Wanna know what a dick tastes like? Suck on your forearm.

When I was little I used to think everything "paused" when I closed my eyes... Only because when I blinked... Sometimes I would close my eyes trying to pause the world lol Also used to think the thunder and lightning thing, and the god's tears thing too. I used to think that the Sun would...

Think of this thread as hope for the better part of the board... Who wouldn't like to be able to imagine that a hot pornstar would like to fuck an average, or below average guy? Kinda makes you feel like you've got a chance...

I haven't spent a cent on porn yet. I'm winning already!

^^^ Good point. Pay attention to the next person that isn't afraid to say what's on their mind. They don't really care what happens, they just say it. And most of the time, it doesn't bother anyone.

Well, there's been talk of the Amero and a one world currency, so why wouldn't they try it? Look it up and see for yourself.

That's pretty crazy. What's crazier is the grammar and spelling of the report.

Shoes are a huge thing to compliment on for both sexes... I've been complimented on my shoes, and it actually feels good. From both sexes. Shoes are the easiest thing to notice, and surpisingly they tell alot about the wearer. Probably the most enjoyed compliment since it's such a rare...

If a pornstar started growing on me, I'd cut her off when she fully developed and have my way with her... But that's just me. To answer the question seriously, Rebecca Linares has grown on me quite substantially. Also Shyla Styles. Both to me at first were just a nice looking girl. But after...

It's part of his plan. There's going to be a recession regardless. **** is gonig to hit the fan, and in a big way. This is just the beginning of it. He's trying to sucker everyone into trusting him by giving them a rebate. Which in turn will throw the government into a recession, and they will...

Whenever my right hand is free.:rolleyes:

Dan Rather here, reporting live from freeones... There's a dark disturbance on the interweb otherwise known as IUPUIS. No body is safe from it, it's taking over our every day conversations. Pornography has gone too far, and is reaching into the mouths of our everyday word users! No puns are...

LMFAO.... Just as I saw this picture, the song "War" by Sly and The ****** Stone came on!

I have a personal favourite: You like tapes and cds? [yes] Well then tape this dick to your forhead and see deez nuts in your mouth!

Government couldn't find him because they are working with him, and are keeping him protected from public eyes. They pin the blame on him for something the government did, and pay him off for it. Doesn't really matter anyway, he's just a pawn.