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They cut out her cooter, and then place it in a plaster mixture, let it sit, then pour the gelatine in and sew her cooch back on.

Yes. If I'm not funny I probably have either a big dick, lots of money, or good looks. But then what's a guy with all that and no sense of humour? May as well have sex with a statue. That's gotta be some kind of sexual disorder... In between *********** and dandrophilia (having sex with...

You forgot 'Garbage Disposal Technician' Oh and 'Antarctic Geographer'

Hmmmm. I sense a great disturbance in the *****.

You speaka my language.... You free any time soon?

No speaka engrish.

That made me seriously LOL!! But yeah, makin girls laugh in the same way you just did works bro... Doesn't matter what you look like, if you get them comfortable enough with you they will tell you to put the raw chicken breasts away.

Posting in another forum, talkin to some peeps... Bein kick ass

I'd rather get the real thing than have to use a replica.... :D

"Your friends is really cute"

There should be a "Controversial Thread Award Ceremony" on this board. There seems to be a few real good candidates popping up every so often on here that gets everyone in a huff.

I love cleaning my car and my bike. The bike especially since its actually worth cleaning sicne people see everything on it.

Ok this should make up for the lack of pics as requested.

"I eat dog **** for breakfast and rub my crotch with poison ivy"

Other drivers **** me off.

I'd like it translated into jibberish please... j/k

Holy mushballs batman, a flying tortoise!

I'm thinking about moving to Isle of Man.

potato

I was gunna say, it's almost time for kneecap rearrangement protocol.

Holy crap I've seen your ****** naked!

I finally got my own apartment!

Zeitgeist Addendum Reserve 2 hours.

Re: Pussy Eating

Billy Joel - Uptown Girl

Lol that's a funny picture...

Wow... Looks like I missed out on some intensely exciting stuff....

I'm fuckin hungry

Palin is an idiot.

Probably very tough too...

My Stomach - Growling

I am lost, but I'll post in here anyway lol

Very carefully.

It's going... Just finally got internet at home so I can surf this site again!

Hey everybody!

That makes sense. If you go for a week without tuggin your willy, you'll find you have a better sensation. I've had the same issue... Wouldn't call it a problem, just means I can go longer.

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M x2... Im a big fan, would like to see more of whats goin on in your life!

Re: Barack McCain or John Obama? I'm surprised Ron Paul is no-where to be seen. Everyone who is smart would have voted for him....

Contemplating beating off and breaking off my streak of no beats.

Yes, and I laughed. ... seen a goose kissing a moose, down by the bay?

I'm still ***** now, and haven't had a drop since last night.

Re: Who made you cum today? Nooooooooobodyyyyyyy!!!! Holding off.

Ta-ah for now:)

Yeah, I'm the second personality. Lives in a hut in the woods.

Makes me want to go to Fresno for some reason.

I either must've already voted, or missed the deadline. I would have voted Ashlynn though... I like her innocent look, it's nice :)

Or, in the words of Eric Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home"

Can I become an Official Checked Star Member? That would be awesome.

I miss her.