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Canadians Here? Well, since there's so many bullshit threads anyway, I may as well add to the pile. So heres a thread for all us Canucks to flock to. So whoever lives in the land of the chill post here! Also open discussion is welcome.

I am ready to eat my computer.

Woooooooo I don't remember you, but I'll try to remember you 5 minutes from now... lol Welcome back to the board, and please do post lots... It's nice to have more Canadian content representin'... Nice avatar btw.

Im up for a group anal bleaching if there's some extra space... Could be the next big thing in the porn world! I've always wanted to be a pornstar.

Last time I checked, it was me.

Best quote reply evar!

Here I am, to win like a hurricane. (ok I know it's not even right but fuck you I win)

Give me and awesome Italian meal

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? I met her parents this summer. The benefits of living in Canada. They're cool **** man.

Girls who are right for you that are too fucking stupid to realize how much better off they would be with you. That really pisses me off. Makes me want to punch them in the face.

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? Your ******.

Lick her asshole then lick her pussy, you won't bitch anymore.

I am a thread terrorist hired by the higly manufactured by the Bush admin.,"Al Qaeda" terrosist group, which surprisingly enough is a fucking computer company for god's sake.

That's really interesting. See I love cooking, but I'm not quite sure if I want to make it a profession or just keep it as a hobby. What was it like for you? If you wanna continue in pm or somthin let me know... But this thread is pretty fucknig usless so it doesn't matter anyway lol

Right on. I'd love to have some real Italian food for once rather than the usual ****** restaurant type stuff. So how long were you in school for?

Yeah I know who a sous chef is. Fuck. Im ***** ya know, so chefistry sounded funny to me. So what type of restaurant does yo bitch ass work at? LOL

Thank god someone knows wtf theyre talking about.

Cool ****, so are you like a master chef or summin? I'm interested in chefistry or whatever the fuck its called...

^^^ Are you really a chef?

Oh my god the world is coming to an end. What shall I ever do? ***** MORE **** WOOOO

I miss the early geico commercials. They were the funniest and basically the staple of their company name.

This same incident happens so often with old people it's ridiculous. Shouldn't have been driving a high performance car in the first place.

I would cut the burger up in peices and save it for at least a weeks worth of dinners.

Wow. I couldn't imagine that working with a 5 year old. It's a bit extreme for a life sentence since the *** has no recollection of the act. He's not emotionally scarred or anything of that sort it seems, so the sentence shouldn't be that extreme. Sure, she deserves to be in prison. He's way...

Aw man, shitty. Same with Dave Rhino eh... Any reason why?

So wtf happened to LadyLove?

WPD - Weapon of Pussy Destruction.

The backdrop.

So I came back into this thread to check out replies, and I ended up licking my screen again.

What? Anal bleaching? BAHAHAHAHAH That's crazy! I know some people don't like the brown, but damn man, bleachnig your skin, especially at your rectal entrance way? Oh and BTW, Chica, I am currently licking my screen thanks to you :)

Sweet so if I contacted you thru that, you could check me off as a star? WOOHOO FAME!!!:nanner:

Well if I won that money I'd be gone and not single anymore.

Hey good idea, fuck the sex, lets have **** instead.

Of coruse I can. It's like the best way to watch porn. Food and sex at the same time. What could be better?

Shaved bay bay

Hey Chef I have 9 bucks....:nannerf2:

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!! I like apples!

I'd start washin her cooter. That way she just thinks im bein sexy, but then she'll realise whats goin on. But at least she will be enjoying it.

It's always meant For The Win to me.

Holy fuck-cock, M12 is a moderator!? Congrats man! I never noticed til now.

I present to you, Raving Biker

Why are there so many god damned stupid pointless threads that are repeated weekly by different users, asking the dumbest questions?

I lurve her on her back, me on my side at a 90* angle. get to hold their legs and control where they go. Works great.

I am a vampire.

I am sad this went un-attended... :(

Holy **** he's back!!!! Sometimes it just takes some chillaxin and not worryin about gettin laid. The less you worry about it and think about it, the more women will want to be around you. The know when you just want sex. SO if you just chill and have fun in life and not be worried about where...

Brody, your sig is killin ma internetz!

Haha, I've never cum during a lapdance, and several time lost my hard on... this is silliness

Great, revive an old thread.... I thought Simon was back! Fucker... I missed his posts lol.

^^^^ Thats some serious ownage right there. http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h149/Kaiser_Paul/worldwar2internets.gif