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    So I Got ***** For the First Time and I'm Kind of Worried

    Sounds like a case of dehydration. Should ***** lots of water. Also, whenever you do *****, it's a good idea to ***** water afterwards. A hang-over is a result of dehydration. A first time always messes you up for a while.
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    72 year old Ex-Marine pummels pickpocket

    Reason # 142 to not rob the elderly. Well done.
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    Album Storyline..

    Welcome. Have you ever been caught staring at the sun thinking 'I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)'? And have you noticed that the **** that aren't alright have feelings too? Samantha, that girl, she's got issues of Walla Walla the magazine on sale at the end of the line. Don't worry about no...
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    Vicky Vette is a freeones member now

    Hey Vicky, thought I'd do up a sig for you. This is just to subside untill I get another program uyp and running. Anyway, heres the picture http://i10.tinypic.com/53gs861.jpg Copy the link, and add after it to have it display as a picture in your signature. Enjoy!
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    Album Storyline..

    Just take another little peice of my heart, now baby. Cuz it's summertime, yeah the livin's easy. Try,try,try, just a little bit harder, cause I'm tired of making you cry with my crybaby ****. Don't tell me and Bobby Mcgee you're looking down on me just so you can get it while you can. You ain't...
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    Who is in your avatar?

    Someones drawing of their dog.
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    Sidewinder Tits?

    Shhpeeeooow Shhhhpeeeeoow. Weeeeeeeeetttt.. Weeeeeeeet. KABOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM KERBLAAAAMM. Sizzle.
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    Things nobody ever said

    Steal ate free I are smell craptacularifica.
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    Neighbors Crappy Music...

    And they say metal music is bad.
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    Batman's New Ride

    Total flop in my eyes.
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    Suicide tops execution as No. 2 death row killer

    Wouldn't it suck to be on death row, but you are completely innocent? And the day you get your parden is the day you die of natural causes? That would be a kick in the balls. Executioners are paid assassins. Loophole 101.
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    You're in a bank and it's being robbed. Who would you rather be?

    If it was a sperm bank, I'd let the robbers at it. I'd be a woman at this point so they wouldnt be able to coax any more sperm out of me.
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    Neighbors Crappy Music...

    You like them yet? Neurotica, Rational Gaze, Gods of Rapture, Dehumanization and Sould burn are prime examples. I read the tablature for Rational Gaze, and the time signatures change from 3/4 time to 5/6, 9/8, and other crazy signatures. It's really beautiful stuff to listen to. And for all...
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    dont go to this church

    Looks like a picture of an Eclipse in the making. Thats awesome.
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    Neighbors Crappy Music...

    Anything by Meshuggah will do. I let my friend listen to it and they get annoyed at the varying time frames.
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    Album Storyline..

    The carousel had m&m's on it, and dammit, I wanted to ******** Josie. What's my age again?Anyway, all the small things was played after adam's song, and I exclaimed "MAN OVERBOARD" after the rock show was over. This is not a good place for a first date. I came home, and posted on the freeones...
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    Vicky Vette is a freeones member now

    Maybe pancakes? Welcome Vicky, and Congrats on becoming an OCSM!! Certainly is refreshing to have a distinguished performer such as yourself on this board. ;) If you really want some fun on this board, make your way into the post games section... There's always something entertaining going on...
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    Neighbors Crappy Music...

    Hee.. heee....heeeeee:banger:
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    I Ask You All - How They Get Girls (On This Sexpages) To Fuck? Money? *****?

    Yeeehaw. This is one for the books.
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    I think this should last everyone a little while.... http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1712031/ Oh yeah... Green Day - Time of Your Life (Good Riddance)
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    Big Breasts on Slim Chicks

    Danielle Derek fits the description perfectly. Almost something you would see in a fantasy cartoon. Wiry tiny body, and giant tits. They are obviously fake, but they still lok great... :)
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    Rosie O. to host The Price Is Right??

    I think he should be the next host of The Price Is Right. Honestly. People would be more warm to him gettin the job than Rosie... And at least it would be funny as hell for every show. I could see the ratings going thru the roof.
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    Shag, Marry, Ignore

    Re: Shag, Marry, **** Way to **** the thread sputnikgirl.... lol:rolleyes: Forgot somethin.. :D
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    Album Storyline..

    It's a wonder that a Home In Your Heart rhymes with a Drone In Your Fart. Alot of people wouldn't dip too far Down In The Valley of thought over that statement. But I'm sure if I was Looking For My Baby, the right person would find the time to guide me in my journey. Sure, I could say that I'm...
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    Shag, Marry, Ignore

    Re: Shag, Marry, **** Shag - Lara Croft .... that should be obvious enough.. Marry - Agent Bloodrayne, nice red hair, seems quite.. good marriage when shes quiet :D **** - Joanna Dark, I have no idea who she is, but meh. I'll off her. Pamela Anderson Susanne Summers Donald Trump
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    ****** ******** Fuck (rated: 8.2)

    Maybe, why no names?
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    Rosie O. to host The Price Is Right??

    They should make a new game show called "Firing Squad". And Rosie can be the first contestant.
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    FreeOnes 2007 Signature of The Week (S.O.T.W)

    Congratty Deeze!
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    Putting a ban on saggy pants in Louisianna

    I think the punishment should be a "pantsing". When you see one of these blokes with their ass hangin out, tug on their trousers to reveal what they claim to be hiding... :D
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    Favourite Cars Game

    Supercycle 21 spd... That's a sweet ride right there.
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    Smilies

    Re: Better Smilies.
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    Putting a ban on saggy pants in Louisianna

    Yeehaw, yo.
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    McDonald's Food Test

    I have no idea what you just said, but your sig gave me a boner somethin fierce.
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    FreeOnes 2007 Signature of The Week (S.O.T.W)

    I like Dezze's :) Thanks for the nominations and votes !
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    McDonald's Food Test

    Big woop. It's still food. It's not going to **** you within a day. So whats the big deal? It's your own fault if you choose to injest fast food every day, every meal, and you suffer problems. McDonalds isn't there to make you eat their food every day, for every meal. It's fast food. THe...
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    The Price of ********

    http://www.explosm.net/comics/92/
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    Favourite Cars Game

    Ford Fiesta!
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    Favourite Cars Game

    No, a real Mustang fan has owned several Mustangs, which some he/she has crashed... And you're digging a little deep there. It's still fresh thanks. 03/04 "Terminator" SVT Cobra Mustang. Twin turbo anyone?
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    Favourite Cars Game

    '87 Pontiac Firefly Turbo :D
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    Cocks touching

    You mean the gaydar
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    Favourite Cars Game

    '97 Toyota Supra RZ. Yes I am, if you've seen my other sig, you'd understand why. ;)
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    Favourite Cars Game

    '92 Ford Mustang LX 5.0 That's the Aston Martin DB5 leggy :)
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    Cocks touching

    I would cut the other guy's dick off.
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    A Punch to the Face...a Venting Thread!

    To that guy over there for that reason.
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    What posisition do you call this?

    I think we should have a poll after we get more suggestions! I second Farmers stack... :)
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    You're in a bank and it's being robbed. Who would you rather be?

    Not in Canada. That would give the bank more excuses to spend our money.... I'd be doing everyone a favour :D
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    Word Association

    Dog.
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