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It's lame and boring. Every guy does it. You think it's really nice and risky, but at the same time, she's probably heard it 5 times already that day. Say something the will get her to laugh, and that should be good enough.

Be nice to see some more Selina vids.. She's like the epitomy of too cute for porn. Yet all her vids are just the same thing over and over again.. :(

So what's the prize?

Buick Skylark. I ride in style.

Ah hello!!! I got to see your show, it was awesome! Well the last 6 minutes at least lol. Looking forward to Saturday! Oh BTW, every time I see Kayla Quinn, I keep on thinking you're talking about me, then I see the Kayla part. Anyway, keep it beautiful!

Remind me to walk by you when you are feeling this way... It's all in the mating dance. You put a bunch of peacock feathers in your hair, strip down to a loin clotch, paint your eyelids blue and red, and wax all the hair off your body. Then for the dance, you do three simple things. Squat...

Carpet you flaming homo.

Yeah I have 80 gigs of squid porn. Have you ever seen the rain?

Unless you have a metal door in your bathroom, I don't think it matters in that case...

Update: Me. I'm famous.

Use the damn search button.

I would fart on Teri Summers.

It's out the window.

Age:20 Neck problems (bad posture and height) Left sholder crumbles when I roll it Mid back problems when lifting things, or slightly bending over Acne Knee problems periodically. Manic depression Probably bi-polar Love-less. That should be it for now.

Asshole.

Re: How often do you jack off? Too much.

I'm always an hungry hungry hippo! Have you ever picked your nose upside down?

10, nice arse :)

My girlfriend.

Woohooo! Freebie!

Jeeze, ya'll is so depressing... Cheer up guys, things will get better. There's always low times, and then after that there are high times... All in balance my friends. Just so ya'll know, my life is **** too :)

Tell the next lady I meet to be like you please :)

Whip it out and and start beatin it. If he stays, he's a homo.

I was bored. Heard the word jib, decided I'd be a tool and use it as a username at different boards. Resembles jubejube... I like making it difficult for people. I can also attribute it to the bridge in Bubbles by System Of A Down " May I remind you (jib jib jib), May I remind you (jib jib jib)"

I have Vanessa Gold... She's got a freeones link. I'd like one from Vicky Vette tho... :)

Oh yes, good idea :wave2:

I have the same chance of being a pornstar as the cookie ******* does... Although that could prove to be interesting. ^^^Oh and she's just jealous... Don't mind her :)

Re: hey guys please vote for me! :) As long as you whisper sweet nothings in my ear and promise me OH Henry bars as far as the eye can see.

Who said it had to be one of the women on this board? And besides, there are tons of prime candidates that post on this board frequently. Such as yourself, or LadyLove, or Puma Swede, Vicky Vette, Mariah XXX, Belladonna, sputnikgirl, minidog... Who else?

Yes it is. Look how many abilities you have as being Superman. The ability to be Superman would kick major ass. Superman never existed, so it counts as an ability to be a ficticious character.

Re: hey guys please vote for me! :) Do I get anything in return?

To be Superman.

I am a willing test dummy for this subject :)

Your ***, and her ******.

Ackbar Salami has testicles the size of walnuts. That's all for today.

I kick ass.

Holy **** M12, looks like you've almost had it for 11 hours... Good to see you again :)

Why are stores closed? So people can enjoy their holiday with their ******. What pisses me off is the fact that people don't enjoy it for what it really should be. And everyone has to be so fucking miserable about it. Christmas is just another excuse to waste money. Honestly, I could have used...

Re: Do Freeones members not like ATM? I use the ATM almost all the time. My plastic is already cracked in half I use it so much. I love ATM. Except the $1.50 charge.

If you had a gay guy on your back, would you beat him off?

You guys are incredible homos... Minus any woman that posted in here...

If Danielle ever reads this thread... MARRY ME PLEASE!!!!

I got lots of sox, boxers, couple pairs of pants, chronicles of human stupidity book, and an acoustic guitar accessory pack (12 picks, pitch pipe, guitar strap). Oh and a tiny box of 4 chocolates. I'm buyin myself a set of pipes for my bike.

That I didn't get my 30 free minutes of video feed from that contest I participated in... Even though I was told I won... :(

Hey you, I missed you :( Nice to see you again! Did you get me anything for christmas? haha

Re: Too funny ... Spears ****** So what, the stupid whore is pregnant. At least she won't be a crackhead like her ****** with the baby.

Any ladies wanna give me mouth love while I'm ********?

I'm ****** 24/7, so yes it is possible.

I dunno, ask everyones ****** where they put mine after I'm done feeding it to them.

Fuckin queer baits in here.