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Yeah, and then Tragically Hip's song "38 years old" will be your theme song.

Sound advice right here. You explain pretty much my life as well, so you aren't alone. You just have to invite yourself to outings and such. People warm up to those who are active in their lives. I go out and have fun once in a while. My biggest pitfall is getting to where I want to go...

Yep, they like it when you are challenging. But being somewhat polite is key.

It's just because her arm is streched over her head.

I'm still waiting.

I am really tired.

That's innovation right there. I think I'll try that.

I don't know any woman that wouldn't want a free facial. Honestly. The cucumbers on the eyes, the mud on the face, the relaxtion... What more could a woman ask for?

I said what I've been dying to say to the person who needed it, and I don't think the point got across.

6/10, I liked the previous one... New **** yo v.v

^^^ You're fucking kidding me.

NASCAR sucks on tv. It's only good live. And at Bristol Speedway. Other than that, flip the channel and watch something else. F1 is getting that way. I saw the most intesne racing modern F1 has to offer in the past race. The last lap battle for 2nd was intense. I liked it. All I have to say is...

Tell him en fracais so he totally understands.... ;) And yeah, dance like a complete idiot, the girls will love it.

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Naw don't bother going. Find someone else to go after, she's already finished with you.

Whatever. They did worse in Viet-nom because of orders. ******* is *******. It's as bad as it will get. There's no real "honor" in ******* someone. Taking their life away from them is like pulling the plug on your computer. It's not fair. But, it has to be done. Otherwise people would never...

I still have cakes in the freezer from the last 3 years. Enough to supply 70 **** bithdays for 6 years...lol On the WWII note, don't forget the Canadians. In all acutally, all allies did a good job, but you can credit only one country that came in at the last part with all of the effort. The...

Oh and here's another fun one... How about BMW M7 headlights, and a Ford FiveHundred grille? And how about this brody? A complete ripoff of your prized SLK65 AMG!!! Notice the Build Your Dreams...

He can fucking sing though...lol Oh yeah, and the funny part about this car that's shown, it looks like a Corolla. I bet the back end looks like a Civic. I swear to God, I totally guessed this before I even looked for it... Behold, the Honda Civic/City tailights!!!!

They're getting stupid with this I.D. thing. I worked at a convinience store, and it became paramount to I.D. everyone! It's rediculous. Some people get very pissed off about it, and with the way people are now-a-days, I can see a clerk getting shot over it. There was a story of a clerk who...

Me too, with machine guns, and spikes, and flames coming off the wheels.:D

Saying her name is like calling out a genie... She appears out of nowhere, and replies with full *****. Either that or she stalks me posts. (Imagine that, a pornstar stalking me!) I wouldn't say that this charming star screams and goes insane while humping, but she definately loves her job, and...

Yeah man, she definately likes you. A girl doesn't caress your hair just because it's fun. Grow some balls, make some moves. Be cool calm and collected, don't be nervous. I don't know if French Canadians do the cheek kissing thing, but if you do, just do it. Treat her like she's already your...

Way to revive a 2 year dead thread.

I met Vanessa Gold at a strip club. She was uber cool. She ******** me. It was fucking awesome.

OOOoooohhh Cyber talking! Isn't that what we are doing right now? Fucking duh.

My birth-date. That's pretty substantial.

^^^ I second that. That's what it looks like to me. For christs sake DVC... I meant for Christmas Ape's post. You pervs.

FOOOODDDDD omg I love food!!! Who's got munchies! I got munchies! EVERYBODY!!! Munch munch here, munch munch there... chips and dip, trail mix flip, CHEESE!! I'm tired.

Cream as in, throw a cream pie at? Demolish with my fist? Put moisturizing cream on? Help me out here... Is there something else you can do that's creaming? ;)

I'll take a stack as big as a car in 100's please.

It will take a while young Petawan, but you will get it.... May the ***** be with you.. I am so totally not a Star Wars nerd. I still don't know if Wookies live on Endor or not.

Hmmmm that could be interesting.

Do they shave?

torn

Jim from the hot dog stand.

I think you should go nuts and get another guy in there who will fuck ya in the ass. Then you'll really be in for something. Nothing hotter than two guys fucking eachother in front of the ones girlfriend.... Or even better yet, get her a strap on, and lube up.

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They're fucking morons.

^^^ Dude, your out in front of my house? Come the fuck over man, bring some pizza and ****, we'll shoot the ****! GO to the rippers maybe, throw down... Word.

The last part ***** me every time I watch it. I can just imagine thats what some people are like lol...

1. Who is the member that you always remember from the past on the board when thinking back? Heartbroker 2. What's the most memorable thread for you from the past? Random Statement thread. 3. Do you remember your first post? It was in Chrissy Moran's thread... 4. Who was the first member...

So you are against human rights for freedom of speech? That says alot.

Excellent link. Totally useless. AWESOME!

He's closet gay. They are always in denial of being gay, and always have something to say about gayness. And say everything is gay. And they use the word gay alot for everything. :rolleyes:

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Oxymoron

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Geyser

JFK It's crazy to said that... I was on a street with that name on Saturday..