Search results

I can't believe that you can't tell what gender they are! Would it help if I said that this is a photo of Chris and Pat's engagement?

I second that thought!

Before I scrolled down, that is exactly what I was thinking...wow! It's like you're in my head!

I'm betting it would feel similar to getting stabbed by metal clothes hanger...not pleasant. And for God's sake be careful with that thing...You'll shoot your eye out!

Great exchange between Feller and Cutie! So the next time I hear thunder and wait of one of these phrases I'm going to inappropriately laugh way too loud at the private joke causing everyone to stare and wonder if the static charge in the air set my vibrating panties off!

All I can do is comment on the OP by saying: :rofl: :rofl:

If these are her friends I'd **** to see her get picked on by a bully! And FYI, I bet it hurts!

Wow! Nair wear short, shorts!

Seems like it would have been funnier to have Mickey painted on her tummy and have her breasts be the 'ears'...but whatever...

This would make escaping from a one night stand a little akward!

But I'm sure they kept the grant anyway!

It's an Armass! I dare someone to start a whole thread dedicated to armass pictures....oh wait...this probably counts huh?

Fixed it!

Yeah, but upstairs, if you play your cards right you can have 72 virgins!

I imagine the front of the dress must be made of metal to keep the shape and to hold the avalanche back. Do you think she lost a bet between her friends?

I would get nothing done...well, not true...but it wouldn't be 'work' related!

Um...OK...how did I not see this last week? and uh...yeah....did I mention that I live with two dobermans and two pitbulls...yeah, that's the ticket...and I've trained them to ****** all people named Greg....yeah...and that my next door neighbor is Morgan Fairchild! I have, twice, since I've...

I bet with a name like snuffy, he was a cute dog.... RIP snuffy!

Wow! Anyone else think that the squirrel is gigantic?

Yeah, the wire car was pretty cool!

That was fun and will make a nice forward in the real world...thanks Johnny!

I thought once the costume went on you had to stay in character, no matter what! Princess don't thumb their noses...and I certainly don't remember Tink having so much Tit...wow! Of course Belle and Snow White have jumped up a size or two as well!

Seems like a trip to Bali is a big prize for a new word!

Community bathrooms are the worst!

Funny photo but I think it is shopped!

I knew that birds had breasts...but I wasn't aware that birds had hair and feathers....

Jamal: I heard the words 'shove' and bend over'...and... WHAT THE?

Thank you for the rep, Blue! Do they hand out shirts every 5 thousand? Or do you start getting thongs and the like after 15,000?

Thank you for the rep, Johnny!

Thank you for the rep! Congrats again!

Thanks for the rep, Sky!

Uh....someone please tell me this is shopped! I just threw up a little in my mouth!

How's that line go again? I'm not gay! You sucked my dick!

Those lolcats really let him have it!

And hide the picnic baskets!

Sorry, oversight, Send request again...I think you have a dopplegangler....there's a tittenmanN...or are you trying to get two T-shirts?/

Not all the reasons for me...but I can't disagree either!

LOL :rofl: Iowa!

Black socks with tennis shoes! This guy is hilarious!

I think the 'thumbs up' sells the whole thing!

I can't believe that someone posted a picture of my girlfriend before I had a chance to!

I'm good...make any snowmen yet?

Thank for the rep on the 'Has this ever happened to you thread' !

My dog is already setting off leathal gas...which way do I point him?

Thank you! I'm liking the Santa hat on yours!

It's me!

Uh....:egg on face: Sorry about that. I will get right on that! LOL

Thank you for all the nice compliments!

Thank you Lungzyn!

That is the strangest euphemism that I've ever heard...who calls it their cup of tea? And is this why the British are always wanting it in the afternoon?