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My car looked like that in areas where I hadn't ever cleaned...does that make me green?

Some one getting out of the back seat wearing underwear...that's funny all in of its self, cause everyone knows you don't wear underwear in the back seat!

Yeah, but you'll miss him when he's gone Garfield!

I dunno...I don't think it is authentic...they don't have the 'drop in' ceiling tiles....

It's coming right for us!

Jeepers! :eek:

I'm going to steer clear of this one...looks a little to '******' for me....

I know, Right!?

Last year's Calendar....Holidays are on Friday's this year....

This would be a horrible 8 o'clock class...imagine if you fell ****** like most early classes...the next thing you would hear would be the defibrillator warming up and someone yelling CLEAR!

I agree with you Stan, there's some thing very very wrong here....

One little tug of the string and it will all spill out...any one up for tug a war?

I hope they didn't waste money placing this add....

Thank you Marlo, same for you and yours. Be safe this New Year!

Thanks for the inclusion in your poem and I hope you had a Merry Christmas and bring in the new year safely!

Hope you had a Merry Christmas too and be safe bringing in the new year!

Thanks for the rep and have a great holiday(s) yourself!

Thanks for the rep Dirk! Hope you had/have some happy holidays!

Thanks for the rep on the follow up to the OTH thread, hope your holiday was joyful!

Great post, I'd already left for the week to be with ****** and missed this before I left but this is great. Thank you for the nice thoughts and my inclusion! :glugglug: Cheers!

Wet bubbles? I can see the argument for "mountains". Last one...just wanted to drive the point home! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Breasts that big don't belong on such a little body, but I'm glad to see they are natural...I suppose if I had to I could get along with her!

Wow, very very thorough!

I will stick to my mantra about this "Just because you can get it on doesn't mean it fits or that you should wear it!"

Shopping at a pawn store?

Well, ******** has always been funny and will always be funny, just ask Chris Brown...

Did these used tissues come from his Grandma's purse?

Why not...I mean those blades will only stay razor sharp for a few cuts and then the rusty things will barely cut off a limb or finger...maybe give a little tetanus...no big deal. Slap a name like Fisher Price on there and everyone will know it's safe!

Santa is lord over all....

Is that the blue screen of death featured there?

I agree that we girls are evil but you forgot about Dr. Doofenshmirtz...he's evil too! http://phineasandferb.wikia.com/wiki/Doofenshmirtz_Evil_Incorporated (sorry nephew's influence again)

Is this considered redneck skiing because they all just want to turn left and make a circle like their N.A.S.C.A.R. heroes?

*** is upset because hemphead is her supplier! Safe to dry not on the dash of your car, I'm sure...

Don't get him over here and throw a wet blanket over what could be a good thread... Bubbly bubble...bdonkadonk?

:rofl:

Mrs. Claus want's in on that one too! (see Dear Santa thread to make sense of this post)

Uh, I'd like to play Mrs. Claus and get in on this! This would also make a great valentine's day gift, Easter, flag day...any occasion where a gift is required.

I get ya....

$151.97 before tax and shipping and waiting when a sharp pencil in the eye would work the same? No thank you!

This is how Christie Brinkley should have driven past Chevy.....

Bubblelicious? Is there a trademark on that one?

I'm aiming to please!

The word bubble keeps popping in my mind....

What should we say this view is?

Can't rep you yet, but that is a great joke!

The front tire was make a run for it, but he caught it!

You want a monkey's finger in your crack? See, I was right to declare you a sick puppy!

Lost a bet?

These were the last two paint colors left at the Everything is a Dollar Store so they are just tying to make a good thing out of a bad situation. I mean, they have 26 inch rims, what could be cooler than that?

Looks great now...but 30 years from now; after ****...and a 100 pounds heavier :won't be pretty: