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Could we charge money? I still have to buy some Christmas presents!

:1orglaugh That is exactly what I'm offering! :lovecoupl:

I'm on my way! Are you paying close attention? :tongue:

^ Can the wrongness be described in exponential terms? Disturbing and a little funny.^ I could see having fun with this for bachlorette parties!

Thanks for the rep dirk!

Thanks for the rep!

Someone should send this to Leno...

I think all the masturbating is causing him to go blind and not recognize his ******.

Everyone think of Tony the Tiger saying...this photo is Grrrreat! This girl has got a cute butt! Holy wow! Thanks for being a voyeur and showing it off!

I've watched this thing like 7 times and all I can determine is that I might be pregnant!?? :dunno:

Would you, could you, in the rain or would you, could you, on a train? I do so like Reese without a spoon. She's so cute and makes me swoon.

I don't think I've ever heard the term skin flute...Funny though!

Not to ruin it for you Plasma, but the girl on the washer is not me...

Yep! on both counts!

Looks like a chipmunk to me...Hopefully its Alvin and once he's opened up by the kitten they will stop playing the annoying Christmas song (All I want for Christmas)by his band. P.S. Dave needs to get a life too!

Professionalism...not this person's job!

Are you bored or what, resurrecting all your old threads?

Sounds like it was the right amount of margaritas!

Some really great, photos. Thanks Mini!

Re: Your ***** lesbian couple... Can I nominate myself? Hillhopper and Cutie

"The ABCA line makes an Isosceles triangle, making AB and BC equal length lines. The other lines around the triangle are there to confuse you." huh, wha? WHOA! I just channeled the spirit of a nerdy brunette....what did I write up there? Hmmm...looks like axvcakljdsfyouasdf to me now so I...

Something we all have in common here!

We need to dirty you up a little more then!

:rofl: I believe you!

Like the happiest place on Earth? :tongue:

Would you like to place an order, Cutie?

I prefer them warm and cuddly too...and stuffed...made from a toy shop not the real thing of course!

If you really want to play with them our first time, I'm OK with that! They seem to know what they are doing and I'm sure you'll pick up the keys to the way it's played pretty easily...

I'd LOVE to show you my qualifications! And take as much care looking my qualifications over as you need to...I can be very accommodating and will accept any position you put me in, or want me in. :tongue:

I **** that too! Especially if they have a close spot!

I still get presents though right?

Looks better than trying it in a used sub-compact!

Yes, Yes I do....

Re: Mariah Carey has packed it on. My garage door still keeps going up and down....so it seems like things are just fine with her.

I think I'm going to start charging NSF fees.... :panting: Have you cum yet? :panting: Not So Far.....

This was great! Great find! :rofl: I'm was thinking it was going to be a horribly ugly picture of a ***** hook up so my expectations were pretty low and this was great!

Hissy, You really reeled me in with the thread title and I was super excited when I say that you were the thread starter...great joke!

Do you have to be ambidextrous to do this job?

That duck has those dollars jammed pretty far back in its bill...any chance this is a frame job and the poor duck is innocent?

That is a good one! :rofl:

Can't be...the wheels don't have rims or spinners.... Sorry, for the bad and tasteless joke....

Thanks for the rep, you well endowed snowman!

And the only other thing in the fridge is whipped cream in a can...planned I'm sure!

What the hell is that ass reading...and boy does he have bad eyesight or what?

My nephew was bigger right out of the womb @ 10 lbs 3 oz and 26 inches! Do you suppose he's still going to get carded to buy cigarettes now?

Nice 'Saved by the Bell' cell phone. Seems like a really weak ramp, he's hardly getting any air!

I didn't miss it! Whoo, hoo!

The tiger is probably thinking something similar...I like to have Asian for lunch today...

Come on, Ali...chin up....I won't take the picture until you pick your chin up...come on, Ali,....you look silly with your chin practically resting on your chest...come on...chin up... FINE! Look how ever you want! (click)

Looks like John Lennon! Sorry, was I not supposed to give it away? Holy Christ, I can still see the picture of him as I'm typing this post, its really freaking me out, man! When is this going to go away?