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Is this to remind the managers or inform the customers?

^I'm with you on this one! :thumbsup: ^ I've never minded fresh sweat that doesn't stink yet, or helping to get us all sweaty from fooling around. A good sweat feels good. Nice find!

Just watch out for poison ivy, girls!

Is this a May - December romance?

I know, Right!? By the way, what does it say about me that I saw this picture and was thinking that this was two women with a strap on....Geesh, I need a date!

Well, the sign right below it says to forget about the dog, worry about the owner. I think we found our pit bull ******! Either way, I'm heeding these warnings!

Say what you will about all the things in this picture, including the plastic jugs...I want those boots!

How is he making them float like that? Is he using the *****?

I have avoided ^ completely...Lemon parties too!

Hey, I'm just saying, I hear the word vacation and I think...Kiss of Death for that relationship and possibly that poor guy too!

I'm sure they are trying to suggest that both will validate parking....

Right^ that's the line!

This looks set up to me...if not, hopefully she's OK.

I think of that Queen song every time I see someone's eyes lit up from the camera flash... :sing: She's a Killer Queen... :sing:

Having been given my fair share I will note for the record that mine have opened a few doors for me in my life. And since puberty I haven't had a single door dropped on me either. :) I'm still waiting on the promotions and piles of cash though...must have something to do with not being a...

Not nearly as bad as the sliding sandal guys, but I'm surprised there aren't more accidents or fatalities, maybe we aren't hearing about them trying to win the coveted Darwin Awards because we like to give it to Rednecks and Hillbillys (no relation).

^ Ha, step out, hoo! Ha! I supposed if most of them have a death wish and don't have the technical skills to pull off wiring themselves up... Sorry, was that racist?

Showing up for a blind date dressed that way would certainly tell them what you were hoping for!

Is that your favorite stripper perfume?

You, know I'm just saying..separate of the rest of him...his eyes are pretty...wha? you've never focused on one trait you liked and overlooked the rest? That's why the OTH thread is so popular...I know you boys do that!

Originally Posted by jusnelldem View Post 1. Boothbabe and hillhopper I'd be game is she would, but I think she has a steady girlfriend that might get jealous...and could probably kick my ass so....in another life maybe!

Thank you for the rep!

I've heard my ******* say he was dating Miss Michigan....

These were my thoughts too...I've seen another with a similar theme, but not as well done.

Stripes and polka dots...OMG! you have got to be kidding me...I'd take a picture too, to put her on the back page of Glamour in the Do and Don't section! Uh, the travesty!

Horrible shopped job and on top of that, the message says that you need to be 8 inches to enjoy the ride...so if your shorter, you can still ride, but you might not enjoy it...so everyone line up smallest to biggest...Blue, your in the back right or will you be 'in the back'?

Leave it to a boy to make up such a stupid game....

I've just found my new Holiday forward!

I like well thought out spontaneity too!

Yeah....CREEPY...not visiting '***' for the holidays this year, thank you!

He has pretty eyes though!

Yeah, that douche should be hauled out same as any other jerk that tries this...jolly elf or not!

And the green dot is out of the 'can afford' circle so next we are going to have the circles of what bill to pay or not pay after the 'vacation' the circles that illustrate how 'relaxing' the trip was or wasn't, circles describing the illness, sunburn, rash, overpriced food, cheap souvenirs...

Well...there are a lot of polls going unused for their intended purpose...It's nice she's choosing to make a few of them relevant again, I'm sure the poles are very happy now!

Now THAT is a wardrobe malfunction...that Janet Jackson thing was amateur hour!

I've often wondered about the life of a gift box. But how do they grow the arm and legs?

I'm guessing this **** direction in life is already determined.

Throw a leg around too while you are at it!

Good solution!

I was upset before when the gas pump was just picking my pockets as the price went up and up and NOW...now...well....now...I get gas here every day!

Seems like all I had to do was take an apple to the teacher and I was no longer failing...I don't know about the saying that an Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away But an apple a day made the professors want to play!

I'd love to know who's trying to drive me to *****...anyone know?

Ha! HA! :rofl: What about Daly with his moobs?

The last part I can understand...I mean they say its called the Moaning Lisa, but all she does is sit there...I'd throw acid too! Take a Sears catalog in there with you to really **** them off!^ You mean you letter to Penthouse Forum? Do you at least paint the wall before you get down to...

Thanks, Sky! Uh, Kindred huh? Just cause you and I found out we are actually cousins doesn't make us kindred...just kin....and did I leave my toothbrush at your place again? Not to ruin any fantasies that you might have about me..but...that's not me in this picture...simply showing you all...

Sorry, Dirk I think we are both wrong and this is a photo of Jamie and Shawn. Yeah, that should clear it up!

Chicken Parmasean...

I'm good...How the back? Nice hat on Jack there....

I think King has it right...BS!

Looks like a picture of Jesus...Tittenman, I've already contacted the Vatican and you will also soon have millions of pilgrims showing up at your door...Your welcome!