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Not sure what it will taste like but this is; BAD FORM Peter! BAD FORM!

:sing: Why's everybody always pickin' on me :sing: Is my blonde showing again? Do you think I'm dim, just cause I know crap about car repair?.... But I've got you here, I used to help my ******* at a print shop one summer....So I know what a serif is... :tongue:

I think this is actually a puzzle or something.

Arrrrr you ready to accept Jesus? NO? Then walk the plank!

I **** when people barge in too!

Ain't Illinois great!

Candy houses haven't worked for a while now...not unless you have high speed internet and a PS3.

I bet he never thought his selfishness in bed would get him ****** one day!

If the figure in the back was a woman with a strap-on, then I might consider going to Canada!

That would really hurt but not disable us....we can still write checks! Nearly a mortal wound but so long as we still have checks, we can replace them. I think in relation to a twist of a nipple compared to a twist of the sack, the boy is going to his knees first!

Don't forget about the south pole where Feller if from!

I'm pretty sure he had help getting the spider drawn on and I don't think it was one of his ***** friends, which earns his parents a nomination for parent of the month!

So I guess the world is giving up on 'road head'!

I would have thought the 'Homo' would have been a better dresser.

One of the first things I thought too was; Those are really uncomfortable shoes for the job.

Surprise seks at its worst: the Surprise orgy you want no part of!

I'm pretty sure the woman was disabled the moment she saw him wearing her underwear! The first shot may cause pain and cause a woman to stumble forward, but unlike how a 'grazing' blow to your man parts will drop you boys to your knees faster than Rosie O'Donnell will eat a cheeseburger...

Boothbabe once told me she like to chew on beards.....^ :dunno: I did shave; my legs and underarms and kept things nice and neat in the "fun" zone!

Well, enjoy, however you can the rest of your trip! Also you might want to try soaking salts...Epsom salts here in the States, not sure what a french version might be!

I think I might have ended up realizing I was lez, much earlier if the fairy tales and the heroines read to me looked like these do! WOW!

He's got the no slip socks!...He's half way there!

I'm interested in you getting a massage...but I've been told I don't do those very well :( Aren't there people over there that can oblige? It can't be good to try and concentrate or work like that!

Parents DON'T belong on the same social sites as where you have your friends!

Someone forgot to take the sticker of the new boob. I **** it when I've been walking around all day and then realizing at the end of the day that I forgot to remove a tag or sticker... Just TELL ME! it will be weird for a second but then I can walk around with my new 'massager' and it won't...

Now there would be a case for House!....What are you going to do when he shows up to his lines next week!?

This little guys knows *decapitate*?...little to dark for me, I'd say if he's that upset he takes care of the problem for her with a little whack to the schnoz.

Are you back?...Obviously..Thanks for the rep btw. How was the trip, did you have a nice fall? (pun intended)

Is your real name Owen? Are you going to try and get me to throw your **** from a train? Why don't I just excuse my self right here and let you and your *** have some fun...doing what ever you want the dog to do....:eek:

What would Chicken Silk actually be? Yuck! I really don't want to know!

Now that someone has pointed out the finger tap...I think there's a ******* involved with setting this up!

They have been a little one off for me lately, but this one was a classic!

I figure my panties are going to end up there anyway, in an uncomfortable bunch, so I might as well reduce the amount of material that goes there! Oh, you wanted to know what we liked or what we wore? I gave you what I wear....and I like both!

Same here...though more I'm far more into girls now...and no an effeminate straight boy won't 'trip my trigger' LOL

That's what I'm afraid of...Cartman only has some much left to give...we need to conserve, now that Scott Tinnerman is locked in a psyche ward somewhere in a ***** position muttering about his parents...

He has no real equal so who's he going to get into a ******* match with...right the reindeer! Holding his own too, it seems!

I'm hoping those are really chocolate sprinkles! :eek:

TBS, Oxygen...Tomato, Potato...You get where I'm going now?....crashing...burning....:crickets chirping:

DOH! That's a prosthetic, a strap on, I'm telling you...or telling my self.

Cause he modifies things...makes ordinary house hold items into super charged gagets...or makes trucks able to haul 8 tons of people and supplies....Sitcom from the 90's...reruns on Oxygen...Tim Taylor 'Home Improvement'...Played by Tim Allen...Santa Clause

He's blind and *****, cut him some sack...I mean slack.

And that's where the crunchy peanut butter and the dog come in :confused: Does your couch have plastic slip covers? I wouldn't want your *** to get upset about us making a mess!

Looks like Tim the tool-man Taylor strikes again!

Thanks for clearing that up!

Meh, I thought the police should have been watching them for a while now, ever since they blew that transformer(left ambiguous).

Thanks for the rep on the 'cake' thread...It's like these pics are a sign of the Apocalypse. Have some couth people!

Hey, this isn't Melting Pot, just foreplay or in the case of the picture above, a slow Saturday night.

So long as they are leaving the goats alone now.....whatever!

SalesPERSON, thank you. Honey: Both of these ladies 'professions' don't mean you or they need to be naked... douche! If they were going door to door selling condoms and back hair remover, that would explain YOU being naked...but THEM!? Unless they are here to sell me a strap on and nipple...

So wait...you're a dog!? :confused: I prefer honey or chocolate if it's a human licking me! LOL!

Lets see the graphic that goes with that. And how many people does that involve?