Lost Cat
- Thread starter BlueBalls
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StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
We call him "stinky".
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
no but they are mean as hell (and make a great shaving brush out of there hair to)
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
No Feller. That's a badger.
Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers.
Oh come on. You knew someone was going to say it.
Oh come on. You knew someone was going to say it.
I love skunks. They are so precious 
Wainkerr99
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Well he didn't ask for a reward. At least there's that.
I love skunks. They are so precious
are you dicking around OR do you STILL think thats a skunk AFTER the other posts CLEARLY say its a badger!???!?!?! and HELL you can SEE its NOT a ****** skunk!
Wainkerr99
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^^ :eek: I know, stinks, doesn't it? 
I know it isn't a skunk. Since skunks were mentioned, I continued on
And, yes, I do think skunks are cute. :shy:
And, yes, I do think skunks are cute. :shy:
That looks more like a UK Mobile/Cell Phone number.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Where's my rep for the correct ID?
Are you bored or what, resurrecting all your old threads?
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Just the ones that need resuscitation.
The Bachelor and his Cat
A bachelor who lived at home with his ****** and pet cat went on a trip to Europe.
Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies.
A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was ******.
His friend immediately wired him with the message: "Your cat died!"
In a few hours he was back home, having cut short his trip in grief and anger at his friend,
whom he told "Why didn't you break the news to me gradually?
You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message
'Your cat climbed up on the roof today', and the next day you could've written,
'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died."
After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip.
A few days later he returned to his hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend.
It read, "Your ****** climbed up on the roof today."
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A bachelor who lived at home with his ****** and pet cat went on a trip to Europe.
Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies.
A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was ******.
His friend immediately wired him with the message: "Your cat died!"
In a few hours he was back home, having cut short his trip in grief and anger at his friend,
whom he told "Why didn't you break the news to me gradually?
You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message
'Your cat climbed up on the roof today', and the next day you could've written,
'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died."
After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip.
A few days later he returned to his hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend.
It read, "Your ****** climbed up on the roof today."
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