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  1. sporty_carr

    You're all losers!!!

    Poor pig!!! What did that pig ever do to you! :mad: :crying:
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    Obama's New Budget Kills Constellation & Aries Programs

    No, I'm afraid I don't know anyone by the name of Bubba. :confused: But I do know Billy Joe Bob Ray Earl Jr. (you have to have at least 4 names on your belt buckle to be a true redneck). Well, I was talking to him the other day, and he said the past 2 months have been the happiest he's ever...
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    I thought you might like that. :D Thanks for the rep. :hatsoff:

    I thought you might like that. :D Thanks for the rep. :hatsoff:
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    Movie of the Year - 82nd Academy Awards

    Of those.....Inglourious Basterds. Though I'm sure it won't win.
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    Captain America Vs Batman

    You're probably right. Neither Cap nor Batman would be a match for Rainbow Boy. But even Rainbow Boy wouldn't stand a chance against the mighty Magnetic Dipole Brothers: Rainbow Boy is just a little bitch compared to them. We can take this outside if you want BlueBalls. :mad: Magnetic Dipole...
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    Obama's New Budget Kills Constellation & Aries Programs

    Actually Pete, meester is right. Why just last week I saw Shawana and her kids at Wal-Mart and they all had new Nikes on. Oh, and a few new Nintendo DS's too. Amazing how Shawana affords all of that without a job. Oh, but meester was wrong about one thing. She has five kids not four. :D
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    Favorite Soda?

    Sprite The others give me indigestion.
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    Scream Queens – Michelle Vs Tiffany

    Those are my two favorites, but I gotta go with Michelle Bauer aka Pia Snow. She's my all time favorite too....and even one of the first girls I remember masturbating to. Damn she's hot! :D I also always liked Robyn Harris, though she was way underrated.
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    Chris Matthews: 'I Forgot Obama Was Black for an Hour'

    So he had to go and shit all over it and stink up the "air".........nice. ;) Oh, by the way Mr. President........you looked really good up there tonight. I almost didn't even notice that big zit you've got on your chin.
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    How to understand Obama's speeches by what he is really saying

    Now now, Clinton doesn't get off that easy. :nono: Clinton "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not--that is one thing." No seriously, that's what he meant. John Kerry??? Isn't he that guy that lost to Bush? How...
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    Which babe did you first jack off to?

    I don't remember, but it was probably something off of Showtime. My earliest memory is Michelle Bauer in Sorority Babes in the Slime Ball Bowl-O-Rama.
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    Guys: Do You Like Getting Your Asshole Licked?

    By Gene Simmons? :confused:
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    new HIV scare in the industry

    :1orglaugh
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    Shaving Your Balls?

    I accidentaly cut one off once. It's not that big of a deal......you only need one really.
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    Australian Govt. Moves to Ban Small Breasts and Female Ejaculation in Porn

    Well.....there goes my plan for moving to Australia once Obama bankrupts us. The UK maybe? No no, BlueBalls has given me nightmares about the restrooms there.....fuck! I'm screwed.
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    Fleshlights really worth it?

    Couldn't you just use an empty toilet paper tube and put jelly or peanut butter or somethin in it? :dunno: Hell, that way you could save some money and even make a sandwich afterwards.
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    This is a bad economy? So far Americans donated $500 mil to Haiti

    Most of that is probably coming from the 10% of Americans that are rich. The other 90% of us are still po. See, I'm so 'po' I can't even afford the 'or' at the end. If they really cared they'd donate some of the millions they have. Which ones actually do....I have no idea.
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    Why MERRY CHRISTMAS???

    I think your computer is broken. You should throw it out the window and go buy a new one.
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    Apparenly

    You jus did. :dunno:
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    How to understand Obama's speeches by what he is really saying

    My favorite is the "it won't happen overnight." There is some truth there. :1orglaugh
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    Who is your number one favorite porn star?

    ppssssstt! GWhizz said that Jessica looks like she needs to lay off the Big Macs for a while and that she's bow legged. ppssssstt! Ravenholm said that Natalie looks like an anorexic Sinead O'Connor with her head shaved. Fight!! Fight!!
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    Facials - who's over it...

    I prefer facials. It's porn.....there's really no reason to come any other place imo.
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    30 Japanese Hornets Massacre 30,000 Bees

    I wonder if the hornets perform hara-kiri when they're injured?
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    Report Card: Rate Obama's Presidency So Far

    I'm gonna be nice and give him a D-. I would like him to turn the country around.....but I really doubt he's going to have much impact in the next 3 years. He's just not a strong leader. I agree with Jagger....we need a new party/system.
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    new HIV scare in the industry

    Didn't Carmella already come back to the industry , though? Or did she drop out again? I hope you're right. Has any OCSMs on here heard anything about this?
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    Another reason to avoid Wal-Mart

    So what? The mice do it. I really don't see what the problem is here. :dunno:
  27. sporty_carr

    What are you watching right now?

    My computer monitor? :dunno:
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    Out of these 10 movies, which is your favorite?

    Napoleon Dynamite......GAH!!!
  29. sporty_carr

    Favorite Will Smith Movie?

    Pursuit of Happyness and Seven Pounds were good. The rest of his movies are poop.
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    Ask Me (GregCentauro) Any Question Ya Want

    I just want to let you know I'm a huge fan of yours, Greg.....and I've been voting for you since day one. It's so cool of you to take the time to come interact with us fans on the board. You're truly a classy person for doing that! I've been a fan of yours since the first time I saw you in...
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    Eve Lawrence / Eve Laurence / Envy

    Chunky?!? :confused: You're kidding right? :rolleyes: Oh, and you won't get in trouble for saying shit. It's alright to swear. You paid good money to swear. :D
  32. sporty_carr

    Favorite Rocky Movie and Why.

    I went with IV. "If I can change, you can change, EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE!!!" "YAAAAAYYY!!!!!!"
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    U.S. Military Weapons Inscribed With Secret 'Jesus' Bible Codes

    Uh oh.......sounds like a new Tom Hanks movie is in the works.
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    I don't know. Lets ask her. Bree, how many more votes do you think you have than #2?
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    How often do you swear?

    **cough!** **cough!** bullshit! **cough!** **cough!** :D
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    How often do you swear?

    Nice one Brynn. "Mommy....why would someone eat a cat? That's so mean. She's not going to try to eat our cat is she?!?!"
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    STDiva needs your advice. Again.

    So......what gives? Did you join the band? Did you move to South Korea? Did you kill yourself? Did you move to South Korea and then kill yourself? Did your band kill you in South Korea?
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    Does anyone have pet name for their cock or pussy?

    Dr. Sniffles I came up with the name thanks to this board.....and it fits well. Thanks Bree! :wave2:
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    Cat who boarded same bus every day for four years killed in 'hit and run'

    I remember reading somewhere that after Casper got off the bus everyday he would watch Glenn Beck's show while eating a bag of Cheetos. He was also a member of the NRA. Would somebody please PM HELLRAISER......I don't have the heart to tell him.
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    France joins Germany warning against Internet Explorer

    Well if France says it's bad to use it......................................... then it's probably ok.
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    What's your favorite and least favorite sex position?

    Favorite = The Trapeze. Least Favorite = The Six Armed Mexican Jumping Bean. Never could get the hang of that one. :dunno:
  42. sporty_carr

    Rosie O'Donnell Slams Jay Leno (Part 1 of 2)

    Of course! That's the best part. ;)
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    What are the worst movies you have seen.

    It looks to me like some of you really haven't seen many bad movies. You want bad? Here's bad.......watch them, if you dare! The Garbage Pail Kids Keeper of Souls Dawn of the Living Dead Munchie Dragon Wars Meteor Man Dumb and Dumberer Roller Boogie Purple People Eater
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    ** Vote for FreeOnes babe of the year** (with poll)

    I got your back Greg. :thumbsup:
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    Is Pantera The Best Metal Band Ever?

    :1orglaugh @ the three members who picked the option Yes. You guys lack enthusiasm. It's Pantera so you're supposed to scream "HELLS YEAH!!!" then grab whoever is sitting closest to you and headbutt them until they're all bloody. :)
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    Rosie O'Donnell Slams Jay Leno (Part 1 of 2)

    I don't really care for Jay Leno....he's pretty boring. But I'd still take him over Rosie any day. I wish we could have a huge tribal council and just vote her off the world.
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    Is Pantera The Best Metal Band Ever?

    I just finished listening to The Great Southern Trendkill for the first time in years. I forgot how much that album rocked. Wish I could have seen them live....they were a machine.
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