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This was a good experience for her. Now she is less likely to become a crack whore or murderer. But if she does it again, there is no hope for her....and they should just give her the death penalty.

It involves pliers, scotch tape, cheese whiz, and a hairy mountain man named Patch Eater.

:1orglaugh @ this thread.

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Glad you liked the joke. :hatsoff:

A man dies and wakes up to find he is in hell. He's really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thinks to himself "I know I lead a wild life but I wasn't that bad. I never thought it would come to this." Looking up he sees that it is his...

Cupcake and Booger think this thread is :sleep:

Obama I want to ear fuck him. Is that strange? :dunno:

Thanks for the rep. :hatsoff: Sorry for the delayed response... I haven't been on in a few days.

We should throw an Avatar didn't win party! :partysml:

Maybe your PS3 is a Republican.

Re: 'Family Guy' Voice Actor (Woman w/ Down Syndrome) Says Palin Lacks Sense of Humor :glugglug:

would you most want to play a game of laser tag with? I would of course pick Eve Laurence. And if Eve reads this, don't think that I'm one of those guys that would let you win just because you're a girl and have big boobs. I'd light you up like a Christmas tree and then point and laugh in your...

Well, I don't wish anybody dead. But musicians that I wish the radio would stop playing................ I'm not even going to get into pop and The Jonas Brothers and all that. Everyone except preteen girls know that's shit anyway. But bands I HATE!!!........I can't stand all these new bands. I...

Did this scene by any chance involve the puppets in your avatar?

You mean to tell me she didn't come up with those crap ideas on her own? GTFO!!!

Don't people still do that? :dunno:

Metallica Pantera Black Sabbath White Zombie Machine Head

Beat me to it. :tongue:

Re: fuck/marry/kill? cast of friends kill/marry/fuck the entire cast of friends.....in that order.

I thought they just banned small breasts? :dunno: Now they've banned small people too??? I wonder what their stance is on midget porn. And do the kiddies get to watch the Smurfs? Well, I could understand them banning the Smurfs. Their blue skin offends me.

Where was Obama when this happened? I smell an inside job.

Congrats Lisa! You're officially the only interesting thing about this thread. Don't you feel special? :wave2:

That's still not good enough. If you want her to win first place then we need to get more of her fans here from other sites. Anyone have any influence at other adult sites? If so, get the word out.

Wow, that's a nice........er......sign ya got there. :D :o

You will need to steal one of these: I hear that there's one at BlueBalls' house. You don't mind that it's used do you?

:HELLRAISER ON: It's about a bunch of racist NeoCons gathering in one place to try and spread their fascism. We should gather them all up and lynch them while we have the chance. :HELLRAISER OFF:

I know a gymnast and she's pretty hot..........so that one.

Nah, that's not that funny. Midget tossing, now THAT'S funny.

Congratulations Johnny! You win! Tell him what he's won Sporty! Nothing but the time you wasted in this pointless thread! Thanks for playing!!! :D

You were sexiest as a naked wutermelon.

Rainbow Brite was waterboarded would be a good one. Too bad it's too long.

You could be right............HELLRAISER, which of us is right? Yours is dick torture isn't it Plasma?

Yep, ooooooo! sky shiny! is mine. +1 point for you. :D I thought torture is kinky was you. :dunno: ........that must be one of HELLRAISER's.

From that list I picked No. But I think Lisa Ann should have been a choice.

Handcuffs on a little girl? That's ridiculous. Handcuffs are for adults. :mad: She would have very easily fit in a pet carrier.

The only crime Family Guy has committed is not being funny. Just a rehashed Simpsons wannabe. Now the South Park episode that makes fun of Family Guy......so true and brilliant as always.

I just added a new tag. Hey, we should play the tag guessing game. I bet one of your tags is darth vader. Ooooooo this is fun! Now guess mine, guess mine!

My first choice would be Nicolas Cage. A close 2nd would be Chucky from Child's Play.

BTW....this tag list rocks.

I thought dems wanted peace talks with terrorists? :dunno: Don't torture them, talk to them. Don't talk to them, torture them. Make up your damn minds!

Re: Answering the Bush "Miss Me Yet?" Billboard: Do you miss George W. Bush as Presid Well, I didn't think it could get any worse........................then Obama got elected.

Thank you kind sir. :hatsoff:

Ok...........in this thread: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=380955&page=2 You say, "This NeoCon son of a bitch (Cheney) needs to be lynched like Saddam Hussein!" and "Since both Bush & Cheney are terrorists, I say we torture both those sons of bitches." Which makes me ask why...

This thread makes Mr. Wiggles sleepy. :sleep:

Sporty Log #574459-B It has been four days since I have heard from my fallen brethren BlueBalls and Whimsy. I believe them too be dead. You see, when they made the discovery that the reptoids were going to attack the world on two fronts (in disguise as atheists and celebrities) they drugged...

10 pages so far. I wonder if congress has read this yet. Surely the opinions of the freeones board members on this matter will help sway some of their future decisions. Somebody needs to forward this thread to Obama.