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God created plasure too. Without suffering what is pleasure? Would we even care if we felt pleasure? No, we would have no feeling and be no better off than robots. God has blessed me with awesome parents that love me, a college education, and health. He has also given me life. Right now I could...

Oh, you're still here? I figured this conversation would have bored you by now. Planning on taking your daily chipmunk blood bath later in the evening are you?

I'm sorry to hear you feel that way. But everything you state is caused by people. I personally believe this life is a test......to see what kind of person you really are.

Oh ok then, it makes me happy that I don't have to kill you. :)

Be seein you on here at about 3am then. :wave:

I'm emo or Pete? :dunno:

AHA!!!!!! So you admit there's a God. Thats the first step in the process. Baby steps......baby steps.

Yes, I believe God loves everyone. Look at where I'm at in this exact moment? What does that even mean? Trying to express to others that there is a God that loves them when maybe nobody else does is somehow a bad thing? Are you saying that the members on here are not worthy enough to be loved by...

Well, you can come over later tonight and we can discuss it further. I'm still holding you to that, "doing kinky things to my corpse" statement. :lovecoupl

Why does everyone assume God has a beard? :dunno: And the thing about God hating humanity is a little backwards. Humanity hates Him......as obviously expressed by the majority of members on this board.

We did!?!? I thought we agreed that I was right? :dunno: :D

And yet atheists believe the universe started itself through some kind of happy accident. Does anyone else see the lack of common sense here?

Worf was coolest when he hosted Reading Rainbow.

As George Romero films have taught me, it all depends on how many zombies there are. ...................Brains......BRAINS!!!!!

Here's Star Fox's girlfriend. -EDIT- This is not a picture-posting forum. You know you'd fuck the shit out of that animal cartoon lady.

Petra

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I liked when that movie was called The Sound of Music.

Voltaire??? :dunno:

I think that smiley is eating out his computer. :dunno:

:rofl::1orglaugh Too bad I can't rep you again today.

Its ok.........we all realize how obsessed with NeoCons you are. So obsessed that you are obviously a closet NeoCon yourself. Its ok HELLRAISER, you can come out of the closet now and live the way you really want to.......don't fight it any longer, be free! None of us will judge you.

HELLRAISER, I have to ask..... did NeoCons eat your parents as a child? If they did I can sympathize with you. I too met similar circumstances. You see, Dick Cheney ate my sister when I was very young, but I've moved on since then....and so should you. I finally realized you can't blame all...

Ooooooo kinky! Your place or mine? :lovecoupl A scythe?!? A pussy scythe!?! I carry a chainsaw everywhere I go Ry. I play with it, I cuddle with it, I sleep with it, I even masturbate to it. So all I can say is bring it. Ya know, I was leaning towards hot before I started this thread, but...

Thank you sir. :hatsoff:

No, because there will always be war.

I rented the old one a long time ago. I stopped watching it about half way through. I didn't think it was one of Romero's better films.

1. What time is it? 13 in the am. 2. What are you most afraid of? NeoCons 3. What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a theatre? Shutter Island 4. Place of birth? Parts Unknown 5. Favourite new food? fetus and fried rice 6. What's your natural hair color? Brown 7. Ever been to...

So don't fuck them on the first date. :dunno:

BlueBalls bet me his life that it was good.

Go ahead Andronicus, stab me in the throat. I dare you. :wave2:

Her plastic surgeon needs to put her ass in right next time.

Max Hardcore cause he's in prison.......silly goose.

Maybe something you want to ask your doctor? :dunno:

Make-cheesay. Pa'sa tah ono caulky malia. Ee youngee d'emperolo teesaw. No, she said she needs to pee. Where's the ladies room? ....................................................................

I thought Shutter Island was pretty badass.

I'm going to take your word for it........but if this movie is shit I'm going to hunt you down and :D

The one holding the camera.

Ee yaba ma dukey massa. Eeth wong che coh pa na-geen, nah meeto toe bunky dunko. Lo choda!

This smiley is a must! I would probably use it in about every post. :D I like c. and d. the most out of the facepalms.

That's a no brainer. With all of the hot tail running around at Fox News, I would definitely go with them. I of course realize this means I would have to fuck Hannity and O'Reilly among other males, but I would just close my eyes and think of my "happy place",..............which is inside the...

Oh look, another thread bashing God. How................boring. :sleep: I'll just file this with the ranting HR threads.

This man disagrees with that comment:

A fantasy of mine is to have a reverse period bukkake. Just thought I'd share that with everyone.

I forgot what I was going to say.

Metallica or Pantera for me. I haven't been real impressed with the metal scene this past decade.

At least it isn't as expensive as marriage.

human brains

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives of heat) or endothermic...

You think somebody putting you on their ignore list is a victory? :1orglaugh In that case, I think the true tally is probably something like: HELLRAISER: 563 everyone else: 0