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Thanks man! :D

Glad to know my votes will count more this year. :) So based on those calculations, Georges' votes are worth what.........2,362 votes? :dunno: Girls, become friends with Georges.............quick!

Those places are only for cooking impaired folks such as myself. Hatching an egg...........what's that all about?

Your mom was a Reptilian Shape Shifter. Oh snap, pwned!!!

I guess we will see how accurate it is in November. :D

That's interesting. Until you mentioned it here about a year ago, I thought it was spelled Lawrence too. I guess I had just seen it spelled that way the most. Didn't realize the one letter could cause so much trouble either.

Damn my armpits smell today. I really need to start showering more than once a week. I'm sorry, what was this thread about again?

Yeah, I meant to add that but forgot. Guess that shows how insignificant it was. :1orglaugh

It seems a lot of people have been disappointed by Devil. With that being said, which of his movies do you think was his worst? My pick is Unbreakable..........*shudder*. I remember seeing it in the theatre but can't remember why. One of my friends must have wanted to see it because I can't...

:anonymous < over your teeny peeny next time. Hey, a mod should merge this thread with the squirrel masturbation thread. Then we could talk about squirrels masturbating on pics of hot women or we could even masturbate on pics of squirrels. It's a win/win I say.

Re: Mother drugged son aged 12 and shaved his head to convince him he was dying of ca My faith in society is fading.

Uh oh..................negotiations are on hold ladies. :o

It might be partly the economy's fault, but that doesn't hide the fact that he's a mediocre President at BEST. I didn't vote for McCain either, and I don't think there would be much difference if he were the President. However, we need a better leader in charge of this country right now than...

Sure they are. It's just not a very good strategy. Come next election, Obama can hope to win.............he's just going to be really sad when the Presidency changes.

I think Jane B offered me a PB and J sandwich as the opening bid.............which is already way higher than my usual standards. :nanner:

When I first read the title I thought it said Good News for Sporty. Oh, wait..........maybe it is................

Where was the option for they'll get over it? :dunno:

Spice World

Re: Previously unseen photographs show how smitten Marilyn Monroe was with Joe DiMagg Cool

Haha, well played sir. :clap:

What I want to know is what the Annabelle Angel Administration is going to do for me! After clicking on the link you provided above and viewing her pictures I now have a ginormous erection. Now, I don't want to end up like a fellow around here named BlueBalls so somebody is going to have to...

I would rep you again today if I could. :1orglaugh :Note to self - owe PR rep:

And here I just thought it was the way it looked on my new monitor. Yeah, I like it better. It looks more professional than the old design.

And you failed me the night before. :(

Well...........it's either one of them or this guy

The replies......I'm tearing up I'm laughing so hard. :1orglaugh

As far as I know as of now Eve Laurence hasn't entered. Which means that, yes, I can be bought ladies.

Wow, it's sooo.................tiny. No, I'm not referring to the cake. :D

South Park is always right. Well, at least 99% of the time. Everything I know I learned from South Park. :D hmmmmm, maybe thats what's wrong with me.

Re: Amy Fisher Returns to Porn And in bigger news, Maury Povich is still on the air. :dunno:

Re: Can you name 10 girls you'd like to fuck this very instant? No, I don't have time.

Sucking on David Hasselhoff's dick while getting it in the ass from BlueBalls while BlueBalls gets it in the ass from Martha Stewart. That would be hawt right there.

Sex

Well, it looks like Fox's lies must be working really well. Those Nazis over at Fixed News (or whatever libs like to call them which sounds REALLY intelligent, by the way) got the President's approval rating really low. :surprise...

Did you check her I.D.?

lol

Re: Look at our Anniversary cake!!!!! But, wouldn't knowing mean that you had already won the battle? :dunno: So maybe learning should really only be half the battle....or at least 36.8%.

Re: GOP Candidate Dropped After Essay Surfaces Warning Against Interracial Marriage ( That's what his left hand is for. His right hand is free to type.

Wasting their lives on freeones? :dunno:

And here I was expecting example like: lol, gtfu, wtf, omg, and issicufw.

Thought it was pretty stupid, and a waste of money, but not that fucked up. :dunno:

:scratches head: Oh shit! :runs away:

Nice.

I wouldn't mind it if Rachel Starr raped me. Just thought I'd share that with everyone.

Since my family already knows I have porn dvds and porn on my computer...........:dunno:

Uh, I, Uh, Ummm lol.

In Living Color back in the day.

Cat poo that's been soaking in curdled milk for about a week. Don't ask me how I know that.

Hey titsrock! Quick! Look over there! Isn't that Al Franken making out with Michelle Obama?!? :reaches into titsrock's pocket as he turns around and gets $50 - runs away: Yes! Another Republican scores using dirty tricks.

Re: Stephen Hawking says God doesn't exist. Religious leaders surprisingly don't agre :facepalm: Yes, I just facepalmed Hawking. Since when in the history of man has anything ever "spontaneously created" itself. Everything that I've ever known or heard to exist (other than God) has required...