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Actually, there are a few other options. Many people won't vote because they see no point in it. Another choice is always getting together and overthrowing the government, like our forefathers said we could (or should) if things get out of hand. Something like that probably won't happen until...

Damn Alex..... you really need to lay off the Happy Meals.

Hard decision, but I finally went with Shottis because of his Southern Brooke Wallpaper

If I lived in a Liberal area I would vote, but I live in Tx and I'm sure we all know how that's going to turn out anyway.

No no, I'm sure that part was fine. Threatening to add her to your "collection" in your grandmother's attic if she didn't join was probably a bit much, though.

Bon Jovi, that racist bastard. :mad: I couldn't fuck a girl whose mother was their father's sister. Just sayin'

Yeah.........probably.

You don't have your magic wand yet??? Somebody isn't sacrificing enough virgins to Cthulhu. :facepalm: And you really don't have an excuse not to as there are a plethora of virgins here on the forum.

I can only imagine how that message went. Great..............another beautiful woman who has now left the industry, gone into hiding and placed a restraining order on Greg C. :facepalm:

I was going to give him a 2, but decided to go ahead and give him a 3 because of that one time he killed a fly during an interview and pissed PETA off.

A long widowed lonely grandmother. Oh wait, you said worst.......

If I were doing it (being the brilliant genius that I am) I would make it a group of villains. There's no law that says it has to be one or two villains. I would also pick actors that would make the characters their own (like Ledger did). I'd go with Harley Quinn, The Ventriloquist, Killer Croc...

You mean like a used tampon? :dunno:

:1orglaugh.....Noobs! You shall all feel the wrath of :cthulhu:

Wasn't there some kind of reality show a few years ago called The Next Elvira, where the winner was supposed to take her place? Guess that didn't go over so well. Oh yeah.............Elvira................fap fap fap fap.

You say something like, "hey babe, nice tits" then whip it out. That's how they do it in porn. :dunno:

Thanks for the rep, kind sir. :hatsoff:

Obama's popularity.

:Jim Ross ON: STUNNER!! STUNNER!! STUNNER!! Sporty_cold just stunned A-Ry straight ta hell! :Jim Ross OFF:

38135539.......................your new lottery numbers?

Has everyone fallen off the wagon around here? :dunno: ......................................................nevermind. :facepalm:

Too bad I can't help her out. I gave all my money to Eva Angelina's phone bill last year.

I feel late to the party. :( Well, can I have like 65 cents anyway?

Dirk, I think only you, drf, domshooter, and probably BlueBalls (who has somehow become genetically intertwined with the server) noticed it was down for 10 minutes. The rest of us were out living our lives. Which, in my case, means crying myself to sleep.

Vote for Eve Laurence or I'll come and gouge your eyes out....with a spork. j/k :tongue: (But no....seriously, I will) Yeah......wasn't she the one who promised that if she won last year she would give everyone that voted for her a bj? More political lies...... >_> Move...

From that list, Jenna Presley.

Fatality! Flawless victory! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

One girl nearly broke my dick off during a lap dance I had. It was worth it. :lovecoupl

Yes, most of them are defective. On average I replace one about once a year. Microsoft decided that instead of fixing their design flaw in the systems, it would just be cheaper to replace broken systems through warranties. For a while there, they had a 3 year warranty but I think they are only a...

That was the best part. :1orglaugh

:sing: Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify Can you help me, occupy my brain? Oh yeah I...

I have no idea. However, while researching this question I did discover that Vanessa Del Rio has given her cat silicone testicle implants. http://jezebel.com/5625799/meet-the-feminist-pornstar-crazy-cat-lady Something I really didn't want to know.....thanks Petra!

I am currently on my 4th 360. My warranty covered the first two times they broke, but I had to buy a new one the third time. Unless there are exclusive games that you just can't live without, I'd suggest just getting a PS3. It has a blue-ray and online play is free.

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Well, since mrtrebus seems to either be: a. in a coma b. dead c. have amnesia I am going to have to switch over to you as my primary "ask" provider. So, what should I wear tomorrow? My Ghostbusters undies or my Scooby Doo undies?

The fuck?!? I have him chained to my bedpost. Are you sure you have the right guy?

Good to see Eve is in. :D Don't worry though, ladies. I can still be bought. There are several categories and we can vote for more than one girl in the beginning rounds. Let the sucking up commence!

Brooke

Michael Moore is the liberal equivalent of Fox News. /thread

Why??? You only find girls with their tonsils still intact sexy? :confused:

I wonder if that's her real last name.

OMG guys, this isn't a joke anymore...ok? People are in fear of their lives and stuff. Since you're obviously both Bieber haters, that kid is going to hack your computers...ok? He's going to send the F.B.I., Homeland Security, and maybe even ninjas to chop of your heads and stuff....ok?

Do stuffed animals count?

So are you entering or not woman??? I gots to know! If not, I must continue my negotiations as a free agent. So far, Jane B has offered me a peanut butter & jelly. If I play my cards right, I might be able to work my way up to a Butterfinger or something. *fingers crossed* BlueBalls posts on...

Oh, and most of them have AIDS too. Don't forget about that!

I'm also from Texas, and I can tell you that he's telling the truth. Good luck with your hunt this month Jagger! :thumbsup: Hmmmm, now where am I going to find a foreigner for myself this season? Anyone seen mrtrebus lately? :dunno:

I'd probably have to flip a coin to decide if I'd hit it or not.

Thanks for the rep. :D Maybe the word he was trying to say was hoaxes, though I have no idea as to why that would be censored. I suppose it will forever remain one of the great freeones mysteries as he has probably already been silenced by the government by now. I tried to warn him. :dunno:

I like living in Antarctica. :dunno:

I think I figured it out. The government is censoring you because you stumbled upon the secret word! The moon landing, JFK, Roswell, cheese whiz.........they all tie back to that word! They're onto you son, run!..................RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!