Dictionary of the near future.

[STDiva]

ZOOSOMNIAL BLURRING The notion that animals probably don’t see much difference between dreaming and being awake.

STOVULAX A micro-targeted drug of the future designed to stop fantastically specific O.C.D. cases, in this case a compulsion involving the inability of some people to convince themselves after leaving the house that the stove is turned off.

LYRICAL PUTTY The lyrics one creates in one’s head in the absence of knowing a song’s real lyrics.

More here.

 

[ForumModeregulator]

Forumu Threadicular Putty: See Lyrical Putty.

 

[ForumModeregulator]

OH MY GODDDD you are so gettin my nom for SOTW...that is fucking hilarious...i might even have to copy your ingenious trend...

 

[Ace Bandage]

BELL’S LAW OF TELEPHONY No matter what technology is used, your monthly phone bill magically remains about the same size.

OMNISCIENCE FATIGUE The burnout that comes with being able to know the answer to almost anything online.

 

[sporty_carr]

And here I was expecting example like: lol, gtfu, wtf, omg, and issicufw.

 

[LukeEl]

I am a full supporter if "fictive rest", it helps me sleep.