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Fuck yeah, Notting Hill carnival, started drinking at 10am.

Whoa, dude... :facepalm:

Quoted for truth.

What about man ass?

People have already found her name, it's only a matter of time before her address and phone number leak onto the net and her life is over.

She sounds a bit boring, dude.

If family members are feeling you, you should contact your local authorities.

That's pretty legendary.

So, an old lady puts a cat in a wheelie bin and gets death threats. I wonder what will happen to this girl when she gets caught. http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/crazy-puppy-throwing-girl (WARNING, THIS IS HEAVY SHIT) Bit-o-news on the subject...

I hope he has a terrible accident before filming and he has to have his hair removed, the trauma of which turns him into a recluse.

Apparently real sex looks a bit like 3D.

Which means you are 5. Everyone sticks in inch onto their actual size. I'm not a female, but I'm a guy who worried about it when I was young. You watch too much porn. Girls don't give a fuck, and if they do? Well, their vaginas are too big, thats all. Dick size is all about visual stimulation...

That was fucking shit.

The media reported it. Someone made a thread here about it. You read the thread. You replied in the thread. Sadly, quite a lot of people care, or are at least interested.

Re: The Best Place to Cum Just outside a bear cave. Danger wank Xtreme.

Maybe I can persuade The Sun to start a petition against Sky News?...

And, if my sources are correct, he killed Jesus.

Horay for indoors!! :clap:

I'd get a cookie cutter in the shape of, oh, I dunno, a gingerbread man. Stick it on her ass, cum into that, smear it out evenly and wait for it to dry. Remove cookie cutter, and give her a gingerbread man shaped slice of cum fresh off her ass. It might take some time. How much does she charge...

Would of just run them over. But good on this guy. Shame none of them ended up with a broken skull.

We'll read about it in her autobiography, which I'm sure will be out in no time at all.

A while ago there was talk of making it completely illegal for any non-resident to purchase and smoke weed. But tourism would fall dramatically, so hopefully it won't be happening.

Is that real?! It looks like it could be a very well made comedy sketch.

Chica voted for herself? Interesting.

^ Incredible!

I thought you meant brewing or distilling your own drink. Mixing hardly counts, I do that all the time when I can't find a good mixer. Green Cow - Jagermeister and milk. Don't try it. What the hell are you talking about? Some of the finest drinkers of all time have enjoyed mixed drinks. There...

Get girls to walk into fish-markets to pick up some cod, but when they get the cod home... HOLY FUCK, it's got a giant man-penis inside it. You could get shit loads of material out of that.

Not trying to one-up you, but...

All aboard the Man-train

I could break into a house in the UK and claim squatters rights, too.

Black Keys, son! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8EVNdbbYoA

BBC - red button - Onboard cam. Watching the entire race through the eyes of the drivers makes it a totally different experience, I looove it. I was luckily enough to see the Kuala Lumpur F1 when I was in Malaysia, was a hell of a race. The noise the cars make it's unholy! I was sitting right...

^ I bet they went and googled it before they got all protesty, though.

Honestly, I'm starting to like this girl. This is a quote from her Twitter just after being arrested; http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/08/28/quotes-paris-hiltons-twitter-update/ If you're gonna be infectious human waste, you may as well be cool about it.

Well, at least one good thing has come out of this. 3 months ago, 90% of Americans didn't even know what a Mosque was.

It could be this, maybe... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FkI69t9eIY I said maybe.

What does it have to do with science?

A kiss on the weiner? Is that it? Shit, I'll do that for sixty bucks. Which ever one will actually suck my shaft for $12.50 is my answer.

When they start charging the same amount as what I'm paying for my food now, maybe I'll make the change.

Whut?

Hell of it? Pffft, tell that to the Japanese.

Thirst Pretty good vampire flick, especially in this grim era of the homosexual vampire which we live in today. First half drags a bit, and it can be a little bit too "WTF" at times, but at least Park did it his own way.

2 months ago. It's a shame how much shit they get in the press. It's a beautiful country with truely amazing and friendly people. But obviously you won't be reading that in the news any time soon because only death sells.

They are just the ones you get given automatically, I'm guessing at 280 posts... They'll be gone soon.

Not me, I love it. When I was traveling I had no other way of keeping contact with my friends and uploading photos. It was a life saver to make people at home jealous :D

I spent a month in Mexico, I went all over the place. What bad shit happened to me?... Nothing The trick to staying out of trouble; Don't be a drug dealer. Simple. Sure, there are still robberies and tourists get caught up in that, but the chances of getting beheaded by a cartel? Not very high...

Clearly nothing was said, it's a stare out. Rules of the stare out are no talking, it could be counted as an unfair distraction. Obviously, if BO was to talk, he could get away with it by dropping the race card.

I traveled with a rubber Hitler mask. I found it in Thailand and couldn't seem to give it up. I never wore it and didn't even find it funny, I just figured something was giving me good luck and it might have been that... Pussys travel with cuddly toys, real men travel with tyrant memorabilia.

Nothing will happen to him, he's a "motherfucking" gangster rapper and it's no big news that a lot, if not all, of those guys do drugs. But her "motherfucking" grouping days are "motherfucking" over. No ones gonna want her around after this. "Motherfucker".

Re: Porn Stars Without Makeup On I'd love for make up to be banned, caught with it you get a year behind bars, then we could see who was really beautiful...