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The opposite of Funny Photo is actually "Unfunny Text". And this thread is exactly that.

Ok I kind of know what you mean, even though I've loved all of their shows, sometimes I've thought "How fucking long is this gonna go on for?" Once they played all of Master of Puppets, and if that wasn't epic enough they did a greatest hits section afterwards. I couldn't feel my legs for a day.

I've seen them three times, heard maybe 2 covers.

Totally agree. I think the reason people hate it is because of how hyped up it was, which is bound to happen any time all the critics say "this is the scariest movie ever". If it had been a small release, it would be a cult classic. The end scene will haunt me forever too. I know it isn't real...

Now you know how men feel when you girls do it to us.

You're so backwards you believe the "real thing" is fucking a vegetable?

All my favourites have been mentioned apart from one, David Fincher

I wish Lars would fucking sit down. WE KNOW YOU ARE THERE, STOP TRYING TO GET MORE OF OUR ATTENTION. Dude should be a fag in a motorbike gang or something. Probably because they've seen it hundreds of times before.

Actually I change my mind. Frankenstein is my favourite monster too. HIYA MRTREBUS! :wave2: :D

If we were talking about Evil Dead tree fucking, maybe there would be more responses?

You live in Canada, why are you envious of anyone?

I'd rather have sex, thanks.

Even cheaper, get a Biro and stick it down your piss hole then jerk off. You'll feel like a champ.

How do you know if you haven't done it? The actual licking isn't what makes it so good, it's the reaction you get from her. Licking her pussy then slowly moving down and licking her ass is a guaran-fucking-teed way to make her moan. Great for pushing her over the edge.

I really like Evolution, it's one of my guilty pleasures. Any time I see it's on TV I can't help but watch. " Snag it!" Snag it? "Yeah. Come on, snag it and put it in the bucket." I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. YOU snag it! :D I have a pretty random taste in movies.

I said British, but then their are lots of accents within Britain that I don't like. Gimme a nice posh Surrey one plz. Also chose Southern US, deep dirty southern accents are awesome.

Are we talking about Evil Dead tree fucking here?

What, exactly the same but spelt wrong? :1orglaugh

People getting offended because they take The Onion seriously? Nothing new to FreeOnes...

Fixed for truth

It is better to regret something you did than something you didn't do. You have nothing to lose, go for it. Life is too short. Fucking blah blah.

Let's not exaggerate! There are some, but "a lot" is pushing it.

Kraken

I'm thinking they will follow the lead of Rockstar and not Microsoft. Lost and Damned was cheap and very successful.

Doing something with my life.

Damn thats fucked up! Awesome.

SPOILERS I predict the next installment will be just an add-on, which would be awesome. With Nikoli, Price and Soap on the run, it is going to be a whole new fucking ballgame.

Are you saying only idiots have sex with black people?

Tekken 6 advertised before a video like this... That is kinda fucked up.

I'm calling bullshit on this. There is no way he would have done that, there is no need. Are you sure it wasn't the bun? Maybe it was still partly frozen. McDonalds do not put any meat in a microwave, and if they do then you should have probably complained and the dude would have got a warning.

If you don't have on stopping power, one shot/one kills are kinda rare. Yeah wasteland sucks. And there are too many urban type maps, just running around houses, it gets boring.

You and your friends need to get out more.

Are you sure it was 80s? My initial thought was "The Graduate"

A black person calling someone a "white guy" isn't racist. Much like a white person calling someone a "black guy" isn't racist. Some people... :rolleyes:

Yeah I know exactly what you mean, SOMETHING is very different. Also, what's up with the SHODDY sniper rifles? If I shoot someone in the head, I don't expect to have to then shoot them AGAIN. They are so fucking weak. As blown away by the campaign as I was, multiplayer has been a real let down...

"I agree with you -- in theory. But in theory, communism works. In theory." ~ Homer

They make my penis burn when I pee. At least I think they are to blame.

Well hurry up and tell us, the anticipation is giving me a hernia.

YAY WILL E WORM IS HERE! He'll show us what a REAL lunatic looks like.

When you say it over and over again it doesn't sound like a real word any more. "Communism" "Connamism" "Cnnnamusim" "Cinnamonnn" I think thats why no one likes them. I'd love to hear some feedback though. Maybe Facial king has an opinion on the matter?

Laughed out loud I did.

Pepsi is the poor mans Coke

They'll be out next year.

Re: Would the Right to bear and keep arms on military bases prevent the Ft. Hood mass So Americans have guns and now they want bears too? This has gone too far.

That was the best movie I have ever played.

Livid, ordered off amazon for £43, probably wont get it on release day because Royal Mail are a bunch of pissywankcunters, and then I find out godddd daaaaamn sainsburys are gonna be selling it for £26. TWENTY FUCKING SIX. Cock it.

Hate to break it to you, but I only played campaign to and I stayed up until 6am. Your plan won't work :1orglaugh

The song is terrible, but the CD and advertising is what really lets it down. Dude needs a better label.

Re: Pregnant pornstar Any parents in here wanna change Whoremakers diaper?

It hurts a bit, but you can deal with it.