It really pisses me off when Elektra Knight starts a thread.
YEEEAH!
Seriously though, on a good day, pretty much anything can get on my nerves. I try to be a laid back guy, but there are just too many idiots on this earth.
People on trains who take up two seats and get pissed off when you want to sit down. I'm sorry, how many seats did you pay for? Yeah, just one, like the rest of us. Move your fucking bag before I throw it out the window.
People who cause distractions in cinemas. Oh, your mobile is on silent? GREAT. The blue flashy screen doesn't bother me at all, even though it's the only thing I can see in the corner of my eyes. It will start flashing red with blood in a moment. I don't care if you are 10, just easier to murder.
People who provide mediocre service, then automatically expect a tip. Ok, so I don't see this much in the UK, but everyone in America does it.... You drove me from A to B, you chatted on your phone, you drove slowly. I paid you the $5, AND YOU WANT ANOTHER FEW DOLLARS ON TOP OF IT? What exactly did you do to deserve a tip?
Do you tip a fireman who saves your life? No. Do you tip the policeman who recovers your stolen belongings? No. Do you tip the midwife who delivers your baby? No. Instead, you tip 17 year old Billy, who bought you your cold burger and fries. Oh, but he was so polite, he even told us to enjoy our meal. Beyond the call of duty indeed.
I could go on, but my blood is beginning to boil.