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First time I jerked off I was too young to produce any sperm. Even though it was almost 15 years ago, I still remember it pretty clearly. I had no idea what I was doing, I hadn't ever heard of masturbation, I just wanted to know what sex feels like, and I presumed my hand would be pretty close...

Your boss is a dickhead. Don't ever repeat what he says.

Audiobook of the bible. He forgets parts of it.

......... Really? You know she's not gonna fuck any of you, right?

With MDs habit of vanishing for weeks at a time, maybe Holdol should just go? It is definitely correct.

It's porn. Will they care about swearing?

I rarely get stressed, honestly. And if I do, it's only for a small amount of time. Games help me switch off, and alcohol is like medicine.

It's the greatest smiley on the board. There are A LOT of facepalm worthy posts on this board, this speeds up the mocking process.

Nice body, not so much in the face. My experience with Mexican chicks is they are great in bed, very sexy, but good god, SHAVE. It could be a complete coincidense, but all the chicks I've been with from/in Mexico and further south have had too much bush.

It is clever. Kinda sad he didn't get away with it.

Got some yesterday in the south, nothing compared to early this year or last years, but still a good few inches. Now the only issue is fucking ICE...

Re: The glamorous mugshots of hairdresser who only served her prison sentence at week I'd let to set her hair on fire. I'd also like to do the same to whoever decided she could be free during the week...

Fairytale of New York. It's not just my favourite, it's scientifically proven to be the greatest christmas song of all time. FACT.

Damn, that's a long ways away... Put it in a country where the majority hardly cares and knows nothing about the sport? I hope not.

I like Sting a lot, but Phil wins for me. Good poll though, they have a lot in common.

Congratulations, you finally caught on :clap:.

Scott Pilgrim vs The World Actually pretty good, I loved all the geeky computer game references. Getting a little sick of Michael Cera playing the same character over and over again though...

I don't really like female rock singers. Unless they are backup on a few tracks. Not sexist, just don't think they rock as hard. Few exceptions, Gwen Stefani is great, but that's because she's always been leaning more towards pop-rock styles. PJ Harvey would get my vote if she was up there.

GOLD! (gooold) always believe in your soul you've got the power to know you're indestructible always believe in, because you are GOLD! (gooold)

Fuck no. http://www.bustyland.net/galleries/scoreland/scoreland11b/gal182/Taylor-Stevens/images/TaylorStevens44.jpg http://www.todayboobs.net/b/10s/sco/Taylor_Stevens_2604/sco08.jpg Obviously not. Jeeesus...

Yeah, I can't wait until it's over so we can all post our top three blondes and pornstars we'd most like to see do anal.

No.

Maybe stereotype is the wrong word, "myths" perhaps? I definitely know what he means.

It's usually BROWN? Egad, man.

I pretty much wrote the book on public nudity. It didn't sell very well.

Again. LA. Do it in New York and I'll be impressed.

I'm sorry but that link automatically fails for not having ANY of my photographs. Example:

The Lord you are talking about definitely didn't give us the gift of yoga...

Wow, never seen a thread like this before.

I also heard him insulting members of your family, you should beat him up. :2 cents:

You think swearing will get you banned? It's a fucking porn website. You need to flame if you wanna get banned. Or just ask for your account to be closed. With only 2 posts though, what is the point? You could just stop posting...

From that list, Raging Bull. My own choice, Snatch. I know it's a gangster movie, but there is enough boxing in it, I think, to count it. Brad Pitt nails Mikey, easily one of his best roles, and that final fight scene is better than 99% of others.

Re: Shud ppl who poll about sterilising ppl who poll about sterilising ppl b sterilis This could go on for a while.

I'm looking forward to seeing Rare Exports <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9RQlikX4vvw?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed...

I also don't know anyone in England with bad teeth, sadly these stereotypes seem to hang around.

It is a slippery slope indeed.

It's different for each person, but a hell of a lot longer than 2 months! Yes, I do think she was probably cheating on you. But it doesn't matter. I'm about to give you the most important sentence you'll read all day... HARDEN THE FUCK UP.

I hate all these threads about sterilising. Everyone who starts one is a true idiot. Ah, shit.

^ That looks like kids games compared to The Walking Dead... Making of Bicycle Girl

Fuck, Elke the Stallion :facepalm: Everytime I hear that name it pisses me off. Why would a female want to call herself "Stallion"?

Both good shows, but totally different machines. Seinfeld gets my vote.

I love Bad Santa, pure anti-christmas. Home Alone I & II make me feel very nostalgic too. Nightmare Before Christmas is a work of art, that's my favourite musical.

The same Los Angeles where you could strap a firework to a kitten and direct it towards a crowd of people and not one single person would notice? How daring of her.:1orglaugh

What about Turning Japanese? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4 Pretty famous I thought... Although maybe most don't realise it's about wanking...

Why are their heads red in the first place? Too much time in the sun, perhaps?

Left may be totally naked, but she's also hiding behind a wall like a coward. Center gets my vote.

Drunk Drivers Against Mothers

Seeing as all video game adaptions are terrible, it's no surprise. It isn't the worst though. I thought the explosions were sick.

Nope. But I know Petra is busy, so whatever, I'll get it when I get it. As long as it stays at the level of "a little annoyed". No one has the right to really have any issues with the slow response. We didn't actually do anything to get the free pass. Keyword being free.

Everyone starts kissing up to her as soon as she posts in the thread. You guys are so predictable. Lilith, like these others, I'd give you a 10 (and an exclamation mark ! ) in the dumb and ridiculous hope that you'll sleep with me. Edit: I'm so in character as a dumbass that I didn't even...