Another stupid poll, GODDAMNIT VV!!!

[vodkazvictim]

If you could step into power to run any country in the world, which would it be?

1:America: I can make her great again! She needs me to rid her of the corruption that weakens her!

2:china: I can make the best changes to the world by leading the world's newest superpower.

3:Afghanistan: If the "graveyard of empires" caves then the militants will stop & in the new era of peace I can improve Afghanistan.

4:Russia: I love Russia & want to restore her to her former greatness by ridding her of her corruption!

5:England: They once led the world, under my leadership there ills can be cured & they can reign supreme once more!

6:India: India was the jewel in the crown that made the British empire the greatest ever, under my leadership her ills can be cured & she can reign supreme!

7:Australia: The others have had their chances to shine & failed. Under me The Aussies will be new, fit, failure-free and fearless, it's our time!

8:Germany: No country is as famous for good organisation. It's only logical that Germany should rule and I should lead her!

9:Israel: I shall use my superior acumen to make peace with the Arabs and finally the peoples of the middle-east will live united in peace!

10:Mozambique: Somewhere that fucked up needs my brilliance to cure its ills!

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

What the phuckin phuck is this? And I thought I was bad when I'm on the bottle. This is fucking embarrissing.

 

[vodkazvictim]

And if my FUCKING SHIT NET hadn't thrown a fit you'd all have had pol options with this

 

[Johan]

No France so I'd take Germany and quickly conquer France. You can call me Herr Fuhrer

 

[Spleen]

GOLD! (gooold)
always believe in your soul
you've got the power to know
you're indestructible
always believe in, because you are
GOLD! (gooold)

 

[D-rock]

Can Antarctica count as a country for the purpose of this thread?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Can I forgo an answer and punch you in the throat instead? Stan's not available for his punishment hour this evening.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Can I forgo an answer and punch you in the throat instead? Stan's not available for his punishment hour this evening.

You can abuse my throat, but not by punching it...

 

[lurkingdirk]

You can abuse my throat, but not by punching it...

Awesome. I'll get the strapon.

 

[Shifty]

You can abuse my throat, but not by punching it...

So, by withholding lozenges? :dunno:

 

[Red Spyder]

You know, I don't think this poll is that stupid. It can encourage some enlightened and civil conversation or just a bunch of smartass comments. Yeah, knowing the members here...

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

I find the topic very interesting, actually. I think I'd take over Spain, rename it Catalunya and make Catalan the official language of the country :thefinger:

 

[alexpnz]

Go Die already! :hatsoff:

 

[vodkazvictim]

So, by withholding lozenges? :dunno:

So sweet and innocent aren't you? :angels: I'd give you arseache

You know, I don't think this poll is that stupid. It can encourage some enlightened and civil conversation or just a bunch of smartass comments. Yeah, knowing the members here...

Yeah, the thing is that the guy who started the poll is stupid, ergo the poll must surely be stupid - don't you agree?

I find the topic very interesting, actually. I think I'd take over Spain, rename it Catalunya and make Catalan the official language of the country :thefinger:

I like this Idea. So would my friend Montse. If you ever need help making it happen, you know you can count on me to get all the guards drunk :thumbsup: