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  1. Spleen

    Voodoo

    Did her hoe listen?
  2. Spleen

    First Sikh to become U.S. army soldier for nearly three decades

    I agree with you mostly, but like the article says, this is a rare exception because of his language skills. I doubt it's gonna open up the flood gates to all kinds of new headwear. There is a chance he may not be put in a front line situation. If he is in danger and choses not to wear a...
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    Pagans are on the march - but are they harmless eccentrics or a dangerous cult?

    Maybe they should start a petition...
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    Amazon pulls book despite anti-censorship policy

    You cannot compare a book about suicide to pedophilia... :facepalm:
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    Ponrno DVD warning

    Ok, true. Although using 2G1C as an example doesn't work, that was scat porn, and the whole purpose of that is to be unclean.
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    Dick Van Dyke saved by Porpoises

    Maybe because the reporter, and I'm sure many others, think the story is a complete fabrication.
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    Pagans are on the march - but are they harmless eccentrics or a dangerous cult?

    Dangerous. Maybe to not you and me, but to themselves.
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    It's not all doom and gloom...

    If only the world was that simple.
  9. Spleen

    Jenna Jameson reveals she quit porn to give her twin boys a chance of a 'normal' life

    Re: Jenna Jameson reveals she quit porn to give her twin boys a chance of a 'normal' If you look up the definition of Normal Life in the dictionary, you'll see; Being able to go on the internet without seeing your mother sticking her tongue up someone's asshole. These kids don't stand a chance.
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    300ft power station chimney in Springfield Ohio is demolished and falls the WRONG way

    Re: 300ft power station chimney in Springfield Ohio is demolished and falls the WRONG No deaths, not even an injury? Fail. What a waste of a perfectly good killing chimney.
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    Dick Van Dyke saved by Porpoises

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue
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    What would you rather give up? 2.0

    Quite a few fat virgins have taken part in this poll I see. :1orglaugh
  13. Spleen

    UK's Old Spice parody, featuring Rosie of Page 3

    I only discovered Rosie Jones yesterday, but she's probably my new favourite. Middlesex, hmmm, would only take four hours to drive there....
  14. Spleen

    Capybaras

    Discuss.
  15. Spleen

    I have a question...

    It's only bad when your Guinness looks like piss.
  16. Spleen

    The McRib is Back!

    I'll see if maybe I can make it catch on. :glugglug:
  17. Spleen

    I just used a penis pump..

    It's rare that the internet causes me to make noise. Usually, if I say "lol", "haha" or "OMG!", I'm not actually doing it, the same with most people I'm sure. But the title of this thread actually made me say "oh my fucking god" out loud. So well done, you legend of men. Hopefully your cock...
  18. Spleen

    The Walking Dead on AMC

    I hope not, it will just ruin it. I haven't seen any flashbacks so far, and I think they should keep it that way. Maybe someone could talk about it, but seeing it will ruin the narrative of the story. There is no way they would build up a character that much to just kill him off. Like you...
  19. Spleen

    The Walking Dead on AMC

    Strangely, it never works. I just don't understand women :dunno:
  20. Spleen

    Sex-boner in my pants

    "That girl really makes the blood flow into my penis causing it to stiffen up. In my pants."
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    Dreaming of her Baywatch days? Erika Eleniak is no longer a fresh-faced beauty

    And women don't give women a hard time about aging, it's just guys, right? Pah-leeeeze.
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    Dreaming of her Baywatch days? Erika Eleniak is no longer a fresh-faced beauty

    But she looks terrible! Most guys, especially on this board, LOVE mature women, so I don't quite know what you are talking about.
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    Sex in the morning.

    I have some sex in the morning I have some sex at night I have some sex in the afternoon It makes me feel alright I have some sex in time of peace And some in time of war I have some sex before I have some sex And then I have some more
  24. Spleen

    First Sikh to become U.S. army soldier for nearly three decades

    Same fears as you. Some people wouldn't know the difference. Surprised this is the first in such a long time, to be honest.
  25. Spleen

    COD: Black Ops Thread

    Double post, whoops...
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    COD: Black Ops Thread

    I dunno when everyone started insulting MW2. I went back to playing COD4 after a while of playing nothing but MW2, and it was like going back to San Andreas from GTA4.. Why not turn it down to just hardened then? Seems a bit silly to keep trying on vet if it's pissing you off that much :dunno:
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    This Ones For The Troops

    Anyone else find this slightly offensive?
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    Anal Creampie Vs. Vaginal Creampie

    Vs No creampie?...
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    What do you think is the best song of the 21st century (so far)?

    Yeah, he's a little bit lost in his centuries there...
  30. Spleen

    Threesome

    Agreed with Shifty, plentyoffish. Or maybe Craigslist? Do you have the reciept for that engagement ring you gave her?
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    Ponrno DVD warning

    They are pornstars, you don't think they take some preperations before a scene? Like... I dunno... Clean?
  32. Spleen

    Sex in the morning.

    I don't dislike it any time or any place. I'll do it morning. Evening. Middle of the night. In a shower. On the stairs. In an alley against a brick wall. On wooden flooring. On tiles. In a bed. On a carpet. In the kitchen. In the car. In a field. I wanna do it anywhere and everywhere possible...
  33. Spleen

    What do you think is the best song of the 21st century (so far)?

    Yeah, I don't get it either.
  34. Spleen

    Crumpets

    It is. I was waiting for some American responses before I pointed out you gotta highlight the whole post... They are completely different taste/texture wise.
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    What do you think is the best song of the 21st century (so far)?

    My personal list is completely different to this, but I think in terms of worldly taste, these win; Eminem - Stan (Admittedly ruined by radio stations over playing it) Outkast - Hey Ya Gnarles Barkley - Crazy
  36. Spleen

    Wanna See an Ass Whoopin'?

    WTF kind of TV show is that?
  37. Spleen

    Lady Sonia's pussy

    You might wanna try this
  38. Spleen

    Crumpets

    Discuss. The only people who automatically dislike crumpets are idiotic redneck Americans who haven't even tried them.
  39. Spleen

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Disappearance Of Alice Creed One of the best thrillers I've seen all year. Good twists and turns keep you guessing right up to the end. It gets intense and just doesn't quit. There are only three actors in the whole thing, but you barely notice. Also, Gemma Arterton is fucking hot.
  40. Spleen

    The McRib is Back!

    Apologies, I didn't realise. I wasn't "having a go" at you though, Mr Sensitive.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    Jesus FUCKING Christ, give it a rest. There is no reason to care so much. It's a TV show!
  42. Spleen

    would you rather...

    Would you rather have a poll or not have a poll? I'd go for A, but I think Sundevil08 would go for B.
  43. Spleen

    Lady Sonia's pussy

    Yeah, this is nothing new. I'm not gonna search through her whole thread, but I've definitely seen it.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    44 Inch Chest Good film, but seems to lose it's way towards the end. Not sure what the moral of the story is... Great cast though.
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    I'm staring at my wife

    Reminds me of a great Yahoo Answer I saw once... Q "What's a good comeback for when my husbands tells me to make him a sandwich?" A "Well, you had better come back with a damn sandwich."
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    ... Shhhhhhhhhhot down! Either way, that's a terrible arguement. You might have also noticed that the dead have come back to feast on human flesh. In real life that doesn't happen. Unless it's in the form of a freeones thread, and then they come back all the time...
  47. Spleen

    Why?

    You are simply being an egomaniac. Anyone with between 3400 and 4500 posts has that title.
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