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Stop posting, go and have a wank.

Bu-bu-bu-butterface bu-bu-butterface... It's a shame, her body is cracking and she's got the best natural tits in the business, but that face just ruins it all.

Yeah, you just enjoy it either way.

No because you'd instantly die without a brain. If your penis was cut off, you'd have to make the decision to end your life.

You'll have to rewind a few more after all these posts you keep making.

She's the artist, I believe the title of that particular song is "Look at my boyfriends miniscule dick"

Why aren't you watching the video instead of posting here?

You just KNOW that guy is a feeder. Just leave the bitch to rot. I have no patience or kindness for people who destroy their bodies like this.

You mean fatty and delicious? Sign me up for two guys one cup.

If I lost my penis, and I know MANY feel the same way, I would kill myself. A man is not a man without a cock. Instant death. Even if I announced "Hey everyone, I lost my penis, so I'm going to kill myself" I doubt anyone would stop me, they'd all understand.

For the record, I don't believe that is actually you or that you are even female, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for my reply. Clearly you are posting these here because you are having self esteem issues. You think you are attractive, and you really are, your face is gorgeous. But...

Re: Inside the astonishing subterranean WikiLeaks bunker Kickass lair! In regards to Assange, I know he's been under a lot of stress recently, what with trying to topple governments, but he could take 10 minutes out of his busy schedual to get a decent hair cut.

Some desperate Europeans would still only need to get paid a quarter of what they pay the chicks at sites like Brazzers, even if they did have to eat shit.

Stop abusing our FREEEEEDOM man....

Re: Assange: 'In the race between secrecy and truth, it seems inevitable that truth w He was quoting Rupert Murdoch when he said that, it's hardly his own quote.

Suspiciousisesisouses.

Daily Show. I'm hearing good things about Conan, but I don't think I can watch it anywhere in the UK.

Have they added extra kebabs to it?

Don't listen to these guys, they are just trying to wind you up. It was a fishing accident.

No, he probably just finds it hot. It is pretty hot. Did I tell you about this one time when a Mexican chick was screaming in Spanish when I fucked her? It was pretty hot.

I fought the law one too many times in the last couple of months, probably shouldn't.

No, but I fucked a Mexican chick who was screaming Spanish in my ear while riding my dick. Sorry, carry on.

Fucking lolz. ONE MORE, ONE MORE!

I never noticed before that Dimebag was shot on the same day as Lennon. I'm not at all comparing them musically, but two famous musicians, both shot dead by crazed fans... Hmmmmmmmmm...

WTF, the thread suddenly get's closed. That is even more suspicious...

The Devil's Backbone Great little ghost story. Felt like it lost it's way a little though. Definitely my least favourite Del Toro movie.

I'm sorry, could you type that again for me? I couldn't quite read it because the font was too small.

Ex girlfriend did it. Nothing like pissing.

Alright Emma, let's get down to brass tacks, when am I gonna see you doing bad things with another chick?

Bullshit, you see it quite close up coming out of her ass. What is easier and cheaper, making fake poo or making real poo?

She is both clever and dumb at the same time. I can't believe no one had done it before. The whole charging thing is too ridiculous to ever get anywhere though. Now that is a very good idea...

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You're just sitting around by yourself smoking? Bad way to start. I always get a much better high when I'm with my friends, sitting around chatting and watching movies which you never thought were funny before, but all of a sudden are HILARIOUS...

Anything? You mean, I'm totally above the law? I've always wanted to murder someone, but the consequences have scared me out of it.

Sounded like the build up to a great joke. Lucky camera man! Right place and the right time. What alligator is a fucking dumbass. You'd have thought it would be in the animals instinct not to fuck with this guy...

Like many medical professionals have said in the past; If penis enlargement pills truely worked, everyone would know about it by now.

You've been a member of a porn board. Someone will find out and it will creep back to bite you in the ass. So no chance.

I don't think I know a any :dunno: Enlighten me.

Stackin' shelves at Waitrose.

I'm confused. Are you actually in prison? What did you do? Edit; I just READ the post, nevermind.

Dude, give it a rest.

Oh come on stop being a smartass, you know exactly what I meant and it is a valid point.

It's totally different, I'm not telling them who they should vote for, that should be their decision.

How is that? If it is proven to be a myth then it is quite obviously wrong.

And stop listening to all these begging threads. Make up your own damn mind.

It's already a proven fact women want it just as much.

You've never heard of John Shaft? :facepalm:

This contest was better when it was unofficial and run by members on the board.

Don't get married.

No, it isn't. It has a great zoo, for sure, and tonnes of expensive shops. But that is about it. There are good beaches in the south, but there are better beaches everywhere else in South-east Asia. The whole country is tiny, not enough to see. Plus, the laws are INSANE. You get fined for...