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  1. Becks...poamr

    Chinese Democracy - Guns N Roses new CD

    Re: Chinese Democracy :1orglaugh I honestly thought that Chinese Democracy would NEVER be released. Ah, well. Now to go and buy some of that Enron stock that I heard talked about a few years ago. :tongue:
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    Favorite Historical Battle?

    Battle of Anchialos/Anchialus in 917
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    Top 5 dream jobs

    Photographer Baseball beat journalist Writer Stalker Masseuse
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    Chinese Democracy - Guns N Roses new CD

    Re: Chinese Democracy Well, I lost the bet. My money was on a release date of August 25, 6598. Damn.
  5. Becks...poamr

    Christmas Wish List 2008...

    I'm already working on my list, but before I send it to Senob, my mom and my sister I have to add a few things.
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    Advice

    You are just so funny. :tongue:
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    The *For Women Only* Thread

    He has Chef now.
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    The *For Women Only* Thread

    *handing over cookies* I'll take you up on the massage in a few days. My skin is too sensitive right now.
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    Advice

    Next Tuesday at the earliest, I'm sorry to say.
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    Which Is Better? (I Need To Know!!!)...

    *comes in* *looks around* *runs away*
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    Are they really retired?

    OK, there's a really pretty one up in the sky outside my window. It's a pale blue (I think). Very pretty. I'm telling it my secrets.
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    For the ladies, how long does it take for the second orgasm?

    What's the phase of the moon? Is Mars trining Venus? It all depends, really.
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    Advice

    Just remember, I'm afraid of heights. When were you going to tell me this?
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    The *For Women Only* Thread

    So...I'm out of commission this week. Yeah. *wanders off before realization dawns on the men*
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    Oldest nuclear family 'murdered'

    All I can say is FASCINATING. And I mean it.
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    Does your city now have traffic cams at every intersection ?

    Hmmmmmm...YOU'VE ran red lights. Quite a few. I must say, though, that I haven't noticed the cameras here in GB. Waukesha, maybe...Milwaukee, more than likely...but up here. You should point them out to me.
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    Ugly guys in porn

    I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but not a lot of people watch porn to look at the guys.
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    Which SNL star was the biggest flop after leaving?

    He wasn't that funny on the show, either.
  19. Becks...poamr

    When will my penis stop growing?

    The things I find out about people on this board...:helpme:
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    Dating 101: How To Be A Total Man-Magnet...

    Well, hell, now I know why I ended up the way I have. Thanks, stupid chick with badly numbered dating tips!! :wave:
  21. Becks...poamr

    Anybody ever find a Dead body?

    Now, keep in mind that it's not as bad as some places, but Milwaukee. Lived on the south side, went to school in BAD neighborhoods on the north side. Seriously. Hookers would try to entice the bus drivers. Shootings everywhere. Not a nice place.
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    Fire me and I will fire you

    Very good points. :hatsoff:
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    Well, I didn't feel like sucking on them myself, so...

    Well, I didn't feel like sucking on them myself, so...
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    Zack and Miri: Make a porno, who else saw it and what did you think of it ?

    More or less. Clerks--20s Clerks 2--30s Clerks 3--40s At least that's what I got from what Kevin Smith has said. :dunno:
  25. Becks...poamr

    Weak Erections

    Senob will be so hurt to know you feel that way.
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    Anybody ever find a Dead body?

    Thankfully no, but that's surprising considering where I grew up.
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    Top 17 Free Email Services

    I have AOHell, Yahoo and hotmail. All the spam makes me feel popular. :shy:
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    Fire me and I will fire you

    Nah. I'm too pretty for prison, thank you very much.
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    Zack and Miri: Make a porno, who else saw it and what did you think of it ?

    That's what I'm thinking, but I'm sure Senob will buy it on DVD (used, of course) in time. Dogma 2 would be snazzy, but we have to wait till another ten years pass for Clerks 3. *pout*
  30. Becks...poamr

    Smoking or Not Smoking

    :1orglaugh We'll see.
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    People who deserve a slow painful death

    I'm guessing....doing it to annoy you. :D
  32. Becks...poamr

    You've got a point there...

    You've got a point there...
  33. Becks...poamr

    I'm just me. :D

    I'm just me. :D
  34. Becks...poamr

    Sounds like fun. ;)

    Sounds like fun. ;)
  35. Becks...poamr

    No one wants to see my boobs. Right now, they're so swollen, I think I'm up to an F cup. Damn PMS.

    No one wants to see my boobs. Right now, they're so swollen, I think I'm up to an F cup. Damn PMS.
  36. Becks...poamr

    Going To Sleep...Rituals

    Wake up obscenely early. Do lots of stuff during the day. Try to stay wake until 11 pm. Blah.
  37. Becks...poamr

    UK Couple to Divorce over Affair on "Second Life"

    How sad. (In a "get a life" sort of way.)
  38. Becks...poamr

    Songs About Drinking...

    I have that CD around here somewhere... Good one!! :bowdown: I have that song on my computer. I love it. I used to sing that song at work. Also, Rehab's Sittin' At A Bar
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    Family Guy

    I should've picked Bonnie. How was it put once? Something about asking her when she's finally going to give birth...
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    spermshack, what happened to it?

    You are not right.
  41. Becks...poamr

    Simpsons or Familly guy ?

    Both.
  42. Becks...poamr

    Smoking or Not Smoking

    I smoke. This lady has an oral fixation.
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    People who deserve a slow painful death

    People who have MUCH, MUCH more than 10 items in the 10 items or less lane. And credit cards don't take a lot of time. Check writers who wait until their order is all rung up and bagged and THEN decide to start writing out their checks. THEY MUST DIE. Oh, and people with a billion and six...
  44. Becks...poamr

    Babies with pierced ears

    Exactly. Plus the whole pain thing. I'm glad I haven't seen it for a while.
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    Oh, yeah...Senob's been banned. He's extra special like that. I'll let him know you're on your...

    Oh, yeah...Senob's been banned. He's extra special like that. I'll let him know you're on your way over.
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    Awwwww...don't you know? You're not anyone on this board until you've been banned. It's true...

    Awwwww...don't you know? You're not anyone on this board until you've been banned. It's true. :tongue: And I so wanted to be a sex slave... *pout*
  47. Becks...poamr

    Nevada brothels

    Well, I better keep good records and traces of DNA for testing.
  48. Becks...poamr

    Why don't they sell egg nog all year?

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!
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