would you do me?

[jibbijib]

I'm not the lengthiest guy in the world, but it's quite thick. So.. it's sorta like when you move into a new house and you gotta wedge the couch thru the doorway to get it inside. It's a pain to do, but once it's inside everything is friggin' awesome.

LOL I hear that....


I dunno what it is, girls claim their loose, they feel tight to me. :dunno:

 

[black amal]

If women can push babies out of their puss, there is no puss that cannot fit your cock... unless shes a toddler

This may be an internet forum but people arent stupid, STUPID!

 

[Will E Worm]

... that's why I date 40-somethings that have 4 kids. ::whew::

Looking for mommy?

 

[BlueBalls]

Hey ladies. I have an 8 inch dick and my girlfriend says its huge. But the only problem is it won't fit. Would you do me?

Just to let you know im so horny right now and you can do whatever you want

 

[jibbijib]

Just to let you know im so horny right now and you can do whatever you want

:eek:



Does that mean me too?:lovecoupl

 

[BlueBalls]

:eek:



Does that mean me too?:lovecoupl

Yeah baby, just follow me to this thread and we can discuss everything http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=251045

 

[Legzman]

Hey ladies. I have an 8 inch dick and my girlfriend says its huge. But the only problem is it won't fit. Would you do me?

8 inches...thats it? AWWWWW how cute

 

[Sicario]

Hey ladies. I have an 8 inch dick and my girlfriend says its huge. But the only problem is it won't fit. Would you do me?

Hey bud, it's not fair what your sister thinks, then again inbreeding may be common in yer neck of the woods. :thefinger

:lame:

 

[Dawn]

8 inches? You arent even qualified to become member of the Nine Inch Nails club... Besides, are you nicknaming it "Junior"?

 

[Becks...poamr]

Hey ladies. I have an 8 inch dick and my girlfriend says its huge. But the only problem is it won't fit. Would you do me?

Nope.

I don't think you're my type.


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As for you gentlemen more or less making fun of the man, let me say this: Sometimes I think I'm the only woman on the planet who doesn't like really long and/or thick penises in me. I have a small mouth and small orifices. If I wanted to feel pain during sex, I'd go into S&M and all that bullshit.

 

[calpoon]

aw, Senob I think it has just been said that you have a short skinny dick.

 

[Galactic]

If women can push babies out of their puss, there is no puss that cannot fit your cock... unless shes a toddler

This may be an internet forum but people arent stupid, STUPID!

My thoughts exactly. I like the stupid part.:thumbsup:

 

[senob44]

aw, Senob I think it has just been said that you have a short skinny dick.

Whenever I'm on vacation, I leave Becks with a Q-tip. She never knows I'm gone....

 

[Will E Worm]

Whenever I'm on vacation, I leave Becks with a Q-tip. She never knows I'm gone....

You don't take her with you?

Where do you go, the Bunny Ranch? :tongue:

 

[jamrak]

Just cut off a few inches :dunno:

 

[Becks...poamr]

aw, Senob I think it has just been said that you have a short skinny dick.

I didn't say THAT. I was unclear in writing what I meant.

Whenever I'm on vacation, I leave Becks with a Q-tip. She never knows I'm gone....

Sure I do. Less snoring, more bedspace, more Pepsi.

You don't take her with you?

Where do you go, the Bunny Ranch? :tongue:

You'd be surprised where he goes...:helpme: