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What a colossal waste of money. :facepalm: I'll never understand the fascination with cars...

Not sure if it's the expression or just those particular pictures... or just their faces in general, but I don't find either one of them attractive.

If you have any fucks to give about anything in this situation, you need to rethink all of the choices you've made in your life.

I don't have any words for this. But what fucking pisses me off is that people are going to remember the names of Michael Brown and Eric Garner but not the names Wenjian Liu and Rafael Ramos. And that's a fucking travesty. These two police officers senselessly lost their lives because the...

Agreed. Naturally, Al has already publicly condemned the attacks. I just wish he'd go the fuck away. How he didn't lose all credibility after the Duke lacrosse case is beyond me. Oh, that's right, he never had any credibility. He's just an attention whoring opportunist.

The loss of those two police officers far outweighs the death of two those worthless, criminal thugs. Not even fucking close.

Cop killers are the worst kinds of people. And it takes a real coward to shoot two guys sitting inside of a patrol car. If this was meant to be some sort of retribution for the deaths of those two worthless shit bags who couldn't follow police instructions then I'm even more pissed off.

Some of those are actually pretty good. This one was on the website: Is that over the line?

Massage, manicure, and pedicure package plus a Victoria's Secret gift card. As a surprise, I booked us flights to Florida on Christmas day. The reasons for this are two fold: (1) spend the holidays on the beach in a warm climate and (2) avoid (her) family holiday gatherings. Boom, nailed it.

The only woman I would consider more beautiful than her is Audrey Hepburn. But yeah, Grace Kelly for sure here.

Meh. Give me Paige, Emma, Bayley, Charlotte, or Sasha Banks. Even more meh. He's Cena 2.0 but with an even more limited move set. Won't be too long until Reigns is getting booed as much as he's getting cheered. He was the least talented member of The Shield both on the mic and in the ring...

1. It's 14 goddamn degrees outside. Random people aren't fucking interesting enough that I'm going to try and start up a conversation with them in this weather. 2. I have a career, I coach two sports teams, and I am a club sponsor for after school activities where I teach. I have some close...

A girl who went to my high school was named Jenna Tull. Say it out loud. You can't make this shit up...

I watch SWTOR HM FPs and HM/nightmare ops runs. I'll also watch some PVE players to see different styles of tanking and healing. Most of the times I'm watching Twitch I'm also playing SWTOR. I also follow adam_ak on there. He does speed runs of GTA III and GTA:VC. Dude is fun to watch because...

Yes, because a woman demanding to be on top and grinding on your dick couldn't possibly be sexy or even a turn-on. And quit signing your posts, faggot. We all know who you are.

Only poor people and others who can't afford it go shopping for deals on Black Friday. Hey, I got a 65" Smart LED 3D 4K Ultra HD TV. Really? That's awesome. You're still on food stamps and you still live in government subsidized housing. You don't even health insurance. Way to keep your...

Yep, can't even access the site anymore. Sorry, but this form is no longer accepting any entries. While you're working that out, I'm afraid I must tell you about a serious law you've broken. Female members are required to post boobs... or GTFO. Your prompt attention to this matter is...

I think Peyton will go down as the greatest QB of all-time. I don't feel the need to defend him though. I think his stats, winning percentage, and MVP trophies do that just fine. That's also not really a point in debating this subject on a message board. Based on your previous statements, you...

I hate and detest most Christmas music and the fact that people are playing it already! :mad: This song is the exception:

Fuck, that's like choosing between mint chocolate chip ice cream or cookie dough ice cream. I love them both equally, dammit. Whitney, if I have to choose. Though you can't go wrong with August...

I will admit to having 12 Nickelback songs in my iTunes. However, as you can see from the graphic below, the songs do not have any plays nor are they synced to any of my devices. So while I have the songs, I do not listen to them... anymore. Yes, I did listen to Nickelback while I was in...

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Great fucking race. Helio trying to become the 4th driver to win 4 Indy 500s, Ryan Hunter-Reay the first American to win since 2006, and Marco Andretti trying to break the Andretti curse. It doesn't get any better than that. Race day at Indy is my favorite day of the year. Watching this makes...

There is no blinking font. Font files are not structured like GIF files. They do not animate. GIFs (like my signature) are not that difficult. Personally, I recommend Adobe Fireworks. It costs money, but it can also be procured through other (read illegal) means. I'm unfamiliar with GIMP, but...

It's Hollywood, jackass. Everything is photoshopped. There's also a difference between makeup and Photoshop, but I digress. How's this: Taylor's pictures are less photoshopped than Jessica's. Also, Taylor is more beautiful in her photoshopped pictures than Jessica is in hers. Is that a more...

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I want to bang Shelby Chesnes. Make it happen, wizard.

This. I heart T-Swizzle. As it relates to this poll, Taylor is also much prettier than Jessica Simpson. And as cesmtoi pointed out, Jessica's face is a giant cratered hot mess of acne. Taylor is just naturally beautiful. She should have won this one by a couple of touchdowns.

So are you speaking from experience when you say that it doesn't hurt to take a 9 inch dick up your ass? Had a few in yours before? Of all the topics that people bitch about on this site, the ones who bitch about anal are the most goddamn annoying. Way to keep that tradition alive.

Damn, I hate being right. :( Hell, I almost picked the score correctly. Indy isn't going anywhere until they fix that goddamn defense and get an offensive line. Bradshaw and Richardson deserve some of the blame, but there wasn't any running room for them all night. 14 carries for 4 yards from...

He starts talking about ALEC at 12:45. The whole video is worth watching though if you want some perspective on state legislatures. 15:16 might be the greatest joke ever.

I don't fucking know. I don't really watch porn... hence why I asked for all their names.

^^ Okay, Stiffy, second brunette on the right... who is she? Love the tattoos. I'll take her. Apparently, we have similar tastes. Not sure how I feel about that... Fuck it, name all of them.

Hawks looked awful against Detroit last night. Three turnovers in your own zone leading to three goals. That's just sloppy. Coach Q deservedly sat Versteeg and Kane for extended periods after their mistakes. Chicago was just completely out classed in that game. This is a team trending in the...

So satisfying to see the Irish lose. The fan base is full of pompous, arrogant assholes. Purdue didn't lose this week (bye) and the Irish did. That's a damn good week.

Great fucking movie.

Mike Birbiglia

If you instigate a fight with someone else, you deserve everything that comes at you regardless of what gender you are. If you're trying to harm someone else, they have every right to defend themselves... and teach you a lesson in the process. It's one thing to talk shit to your friends and...

You win the Internet today. Well done, sir. Additionally: DVDs and CDs do not require apostrophes. And if you're talking about a decade, it's 90s or 80s music. I once saw a store in the mall advertising The Best Place for Retro 90's CD's. I immediately wanted to destroy every person working...

The germaphobe in me finds this completely appalling... To each his own though, I suppose.

Colts are 3 point favorites over New England. I would take the points all day long. I'll be rooting for Indy, but I'd be surprised if the the Patriots win by fewer than 14. Colts defense is going to get shredded. They simply don't have anyone who can stop Gronk. I think he's going to have a...

Cindy Crawford Even though I was just a kid when this commercial came out (1992)... I fell in love. I have to give the nod to her. She is damn gorgeous.

Ugly, attention-whoring cunt.

I'm all for trading Starlin Castro. I'd much rather have Addison Russell at shortstop going forward. Right now is the perfect time to deal him too. He had one of his better years at the plate... though he's always going to be shit in the field. Dude is just lazy. The Mets seem like a natural...

I think you'll see the Red Sox go harder after Scherzer than you will the Cubs. I can see Chicago pursuing either Shields or Lester and trading for Hamels. For whatever reason, Epstein and Hoyer are wild about Hamels. I'm just worried about who they're going to have to give up to get him...

No, I don't visit the site in public. But I generally don't look at or talk about porn in public. I also don't wear the FreeOnes t-shirt... because it's a lie. Just like the cake. I never got a shirt for hitting 10,000 posts. Apparently, I didn't have enough cool points to get one. But it's...

To ruin perfectly good bodies? :dunno: All of the pictures of the lovely lady in my signature (SJU) were taken before she had implants. Apparently, she thought she could improve upon perfection. She was wrong.