What Are You Getting Your Woman For Christmas?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'm trying to get some ideas of what to get mine. I have a few hundred dollars to spend but no good ideas yet. I want to get her something nice that doesn't also seem like a gift for me too. No jewelry as I got her some for her birthday already.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Two turntables and a microphone

 

[Jack Davenport]

And one other thing Dino. I know you are a connoisseur of fine fast foods so I wanted to let you know that I was in Burger King yesterday morning and was going to get a sausage and egg Croissan'wich when lo and behold I see where BK serve burgers at breakfast. Double Whopper with black coffee at 8 a.m. It was phenomenal.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

And one other thing Dino. I know you are a connoisseur of fine fast foods so I wanted to let you know that I was in Burger King yesterday morning and was going to get a sausage and egg Croissan'wich when lo and behold I see where BK serve burgers at breakfast. Double Whopper with black coffee at 8 a.m. It was phenomenal.

I get the Double Breakfast Croissan'wich at Burger King. Pretty good. You ever try the Chorizo & Egg Burrito at Carl's Jr/Hardee's? You got Jack In The Box by you? Great Breakfast Croissants there and Meat Lovers Breakfast Burrito is real good too.

Hey, you're one of those lawyer people, right? If you had $4-500 for a gift what would you get if she already had two turntables and a microphone?

 

[sean miguel]

I'm giving her a membership renewal to my personal sausage club. She's so lucky.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Man I don't want to hijack your thread anymore than I already have. We don't have JITB here but we have Hardee's. I usually get the Frisco breakfast sandwich there. Egg, shaved ham, cheddar cheese on Texas toast.

As for the gifting, and were spending around 500 I would upgrade her phone. I seem to do that every year for 2 or 3 wimmenz in my family.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

As for the gifting, and were spending around 500 I would upgrade her phone. I seem to do that every year for 2 or 3 wimmenz in my family.

She's got the new iPhone already. I was trying to see if there was some sorta really nice docking station that would also serve as a bedroom sound system. She likes Bose stuff.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

This looks kinda interesting.

http://www.target.com/p/bose-soundtouch-20-series-ii-wi-fi-music-system/-/A-16336038#prodSlot=_1_9
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/bose-so...lack/8084008.p?id=1219311895765&skuId=8084008
http://www.bose.com/controller?url=.../index.jsp&perfsourceid=K7130858&src=K7130858

 

[Jack Davenport]

She's got the new iPhone already. I was trying to see if there was some sorta really nice docking station that would also serve as a bedroom sound system. She likes Bose stuff.

Yeah the Bose stuff is nice. Sounds like you already have it figured out. That reminds me, I still have Petra's Lamborghini smartphone I bought for her gift last Christmas and for some silly reason I wasn't able to send it to her. Very nice that thing was. Covered in genuine leather and everything. Oh well.


http://pimpandhost.com/image/38965600-original.html

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Yeah the Bose stuff is nice. Sounds like you already have it figured out. That reminds me, I still have Petra's Lamborghini smartphone I bought for her gift last Christmas and for some silly reason I wasn't able to send it to her. Very nice that thing was. Covered in genuine leather and everything. Oh well.

I think I'm getting close. Think I was thinking out loud a bit. She's real nice and isn't pressuring me for a pricey gift. That Bose system does look good and the reviews were positive. I can't get her a vacuum cleaner or a crock pot. Thought about a Juicer.

 

[DrakeM]

She wanted practical stuff - new vacuum, etc. She got that but I also dropped $400 on a beautiful necklace for her. We'll see how that works out.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

She wanted practical stuff - new vacuum, etc. She got that but I also dropped $400 on a beautiful necklace for her. We'll see how that works out.

I like the balance of your gift. She gets some glamor and also something she needs. I bet that works out good.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Massage, manicure, and pedicure package plus a Victoria's Secret gift card.

As a surprise, I booked us flights to Florida on Christmas day. The reasons for this are two fold: (1) spend the holidays on the beach in a warm climate and (2) avoid (her) family holiday gatherings. Boom, nailed it.

 

[Supafly]

No woman No Gift

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

No woman No Gift

If you don't have a woman you have extra money left over so now you can rent a woman. Christmas Hookers will jingle your bells as you shake her tree. I've dealt with being alone during the holidays by visiting ladies way worse off who make me feel better as they make my balls float. Their families refuse to see them so they'll have plenty of time for you. Get your mistletoe ready and dump a bucket of egg nog on her head. Don't forget to don't be generous too.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I don't have a woman to buy for and haven't for a fifth Christmas in a row. I used to be insane and start noting things she mentioned not having, or things she clocked in the shops, from like June onwards so I'd have lots to pick from, and never failed to get great reactions for what I'd bought.

Still, didn't stop her cheating on me in the end. Fuck Christmas.

 

[tartanterrier]

A pair of implants :bounce:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I bought this at Best Buy for her. I think she'll be happy. Thanks to all for the help. Merry Christmas!

http://www.bose.com/controller?url=...=36-28841923-2&perfsourceid=K22350&src=K22350
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/bose-wa...lver/9158003.p?id=1219398151917&skuId=9158003

 

[Lonilover]

a hotdog

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

a hotdog

I'd buy her a hot dog at Pink's so she doesn't try to give me one of those Filipino hot dogs. Them thangs is awful!