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Anything with fucking Flo from Progressive. I would murder that bitch in the streets with my bare hands if I saw her. This one bugs me too, :sing: "For quality windows, siding, and doors, call 866-4FELDCO" :sing: -- Who sings their goddamn jingle twice during the same commercial? :mad: I hear...

The truth is, you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.

Yes, in baseball. And I agree: it's an abomination to the game and should be abolished. Well said. ;) No more questions, your honor.

What is your stance on the designated hitter rule?

2004 Indianapolis Colts Peyton Manning: 4,557 passing yards, 49TD Edgerrin James: 1,548 rushing yard, 483 receiving yards, 9 TD Marvin Harrison: 1,113 receiving yards, 15 TD Reggie Wayne: 1,210 receiving yards, 12 TD Brandon Stokley: 1,077 receiving yards, 10 TD That team was fun to watch...

11-5. Not bad for Week 1. I should have my own TV show... What I would suggest is having all the picks for the season in this thread. That way we're not making a new thread for it every week and cluttering up the sports forum.

Literally nothing about that look is attractive. If you're going to go shirtless, you should have good skin. What's all that splotchy shit by her neck?... AIDS? Also, and this should go without saying, if you're going to go topless, have some fucking tits. Otherwise, it's just awkward looking...

Your first post on FreeOnes is an NFL prediction where you chose two underdog road teams to win. Well played, sir.

I didn't expect Indy to win last night, but I'm still angry that they pissed that game away. Not having any sort of a running game is killing the Colts in goal line situations. Trent Richardson is still fucking awful (fuck him and his 3.3 ypc) and Ahmed Bradshaw will be out soon with some...

I went 9-5 so far. I'll take Arizona and Detroit to win at home tonight.

If the person who wins this doesn't PM me the picture, they're dead to me. You don't get FreeOnes credits for rep points, Scooter. Rep is just a measure of how tiny your dick is. As you can see, mine is quite small.

I voted for 5 just to tie the score. Don't nobody got time to read those stories. #yolo

Voltaire's angry glove.

Saints Vikings Steelers Eagles Jets Bengals Bears Texans Chiefs Patriots Panthers 49ers Broncos As much as it pains me to pick the Broncos over the Colts, I just don't see Indy beating the Sheriff in Denver.

Hopefully, you donated to cancer research and not the disease itself...

Oh look, another dude pretending to be a female on the Internet. How original. Although this thread does get more interesting when you douche bags buy in to what he's saying... :facepalm:

Anybody else read the thread title in Jeff Goldblum's voice?

Sara Jean Underwood. Former Playmate of the Year and host of Attack of the Show. Why? Her sense of humor.. oh yeah, and she's fucking hot. Plus, if there's a medical emergency, she has it covered.

Okay, so I understand the right to privacy issue. And yes, the person who did this is a shit bag. On the other hand, I did always want to see Kate Upton's tits... so there's that. My point is this: why are you backing up nude photos to iCloud anyway? Are you really going to be that devastated...

1. I yell at kids to slow down when they're driving through the neighborhood. 2. I listen to my music at a reasonable volume. 3. All of my dress and casual clothes are from Banana Republic or J. Crew. 4. I drive the speed limit because I like having really low car insurance premiums. 5...

Most of the kids at school who are participating don't know what ALS is or that the challenge is supposed to be raising awareness of it. They just want an excuse to film themselves and post it on Facebook.

Though I deplore this contest (it's like voting for prom queen for anyone who didn't get enough of that in high school), I did vote for three girls whose posts I enjoy/tolerate. Best OCSM: Mandy Flores Best Cam Girl: Briana Lee Most Underrated: Harley Spencer

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/comments/2f4rlz/mod_post_about_nude_celebrity_leaks_and_how_this/ There's a download link if you scroll down. It links to a certain pirate website (and the bays they frequent, wink, wink) You're welcome.

6/10

Well, that didn't work... :(

Sigh, it's going to be another long year for Purdue football. Being true to my alma mater I was in the stands for the Boilers underwhelming victory against Western Michigan today. Purdue was one of the innovators of the spread offense under Coach Joe Tiller in the late 90s and was also...

Until they ran into the Cubbies. :D Who suddenly have the 2nd lowest team ERA in August. And it would be lower if they stopped giving starts to Edwin Jackson (who's hurt now... thank god). Kyle Hendricks and Jake Arrieta have been pitching extremely well. Tsuyoshi Wada has had some terrific...

Just kidnap them. Then you can dress them however the fuck you want.

Lesnar is being built as an unstoppable beast. He's going to run through people for the next few months. And part time or not, he's very believable as champion. We're in the reality era. And Brock looks like someone who could fuck people up and win the title. He is the beast incarnate. But...

If you're tired of sex, you're doing it wrong. The mess is too much? Get the fuck out of here. Forgive the crudeness, but there is no better feeling than sliding your dick into a pussy. Nothing on earth tops that. I'm about as tired of sex as I am of oxygen.

So I went 3/3 on predictions... no big deal though.

Nikki's turn was predictable... but still a cool way to end the match. Rollins and Ambrose put on an excellent match with the little time they had. That match should have gone longer. It was a thrill a minute once they started. And I expected Lesnar to win, but damn, Cena only had two...

Two matches, two title changes. I figured Paige would win her rematch, but I didn't think they'd take the strap off Miz already. Great to see Ziggler getting a push even if it is with a midcard title. With two title changes already, it makes me wonder if Lesnar is still going to beat Cena. I...

Re: War machine arrested The victim gets the sympathy, you fucking douche. Race doesn't matter in this case. What a fucking asinine thing to say. Are you Finnish or fucking retarded?

April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) on Parks and Recreation.

The best response is, "Hell, even a 747 looks small if it lands in the Grand Canyon." That should shut the bitch up. If not, just murder her. That's probably the best option anyway. Side note: Fuck the fuck off, Zdenka. You only post shit about your fucking needle dick. Move the fuck on.

Fixed. :mad: Every time an apostrophe is abused, a terrorist punches a baby.

He has a disease where nothing that he types makes any fucking sense. Ignore him and hope that a meteor lands on his face. I wanted to donate, I really did. But requiring billing information (name, address, zip code) even when paying through PayPal is a deal breaker. I give PayPal that...

That scene in Good Will Hunting when Shawn tells Will that it's not his fault.

It's the fucking Internet, dude. If you're not pissing people off, you're doing it wrong. You can call them whatever you want. But anything with a dick is a dude. Anything with a cunt is a female. End of story.

1. Lesnar has to beat Cena at SummerSlam. That's the only outcome that makes sense. You're telling me he can beat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania, something Ric Flair, CM Punk, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Edge, Jimmy Snuka, Randy Orton, Batista, or Kevin Nash couldn't do. But he can't beat John...

Cubs v. Rockies. I don't really know why...

Yes, he was. Dude was fair, but he kept shit in line. The board started progressively declining after her stopped being a moderator. Still hasn't recovered...

<----- Andronicus I haven't been to your room in what feels like forever... sad face. Your room was always fun. That's what I liked the most: sexy and entertaining at the same time. Good luck in whatever the future holds for you. I'll give you one last pick-up line for the road (I know you...

I use an HDMI cord and connect my 60" LED 240 Hz TV to my computer for SWTOR, TESO, and other games. It's fucking awesome. Highly recommend it. Side note: paid $1,000 for the TV... and it was worth every penny.

Citizen Kane or The Godfather.

There's a WowGirls video called called Cock Addicts. Find it. Watch it. Enjoy. I can link you to a sample, but you'll have to find the full video on your own. It's definitely what you're looking for though...