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You'd object to the CEO of a drinks company reading to kids; kids who have no fucking idea about either what he does, makes or the social complexity of the alcohol/society interface ...? Let's see, who else should we ban from reading to kids? Anyone in the military - killing is their business...

Let's reduce this to the simplest possible terms for the kids at the back of the class. Sasha sucks cock for cash Sasha sucks cock on film Sasha is an anal queen What are the odds that FIRST graders even know what a cock is, never mind what is done with one, or that things are done to them by...

Jeez - the thread from the dead :D Nice to see it back. Anyway, here's one with 'explosive' quality. Our very own OCSM Emma Ink.

Lots of iodine and omega oils. Great for the brain!

Ok, how much for a photo of you nekked, stretched out in front of the poster. Wearing Vulcan ears. :D

You can't play the Kirk card. Rules of Trek v7.0. That's like trying to have a death match between God and The Rock. The Rock's a bad motherfucker, but God's goign to kick his ass every time. Stick to lower pantheon sci-fi dieties. Fight fair, fucker :D

Age or IQ?

I really like the new look and functionality. If people left because of it - fuck 'em. Change is good. If you are so a) stuck in your ways or b) retarded that you can't learn to navigate the new version - then to hell with ya. Two thumbs well up.

Hey, hey, hey motherfucker. No-one disses William 'the PussyMan' Riker. Getting boldly blown where no one has been blown before ... :D Legend.

More Finnish excellence. And strangely apposite for the OP :D

Well, this thread has veered nicely off course. Time for a photo of a horse scaring a kid.

Not one. As long as I could fuck her afterwards :D

You can fuckin' keep her. Mind you, she could say 'me so horny' in 400 different languages. I suppose that's hot.

Gul Dukat was the shit: Marc Alaimo's portrayal is one of the best performances in the entire Sci-Fi genre; certainly in the Trek cannon.

nice :D

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries, That...

You have to rub two sticks together to start a warming fire, not rub together two ... oh, never mind. :D

Word. If you ever want to hear the actual definition of the word 'shit', check out the outpouring of aTelecine. That girl may be able to take a righteous cock in the ass, but her musical talent is the equivalent of the spermy farts she produces afterwards.

For those who like their Trek served up with wry humor and genuine love, check out sfdebris.com, which does the BEST reviews of the franchise, as well as other sci-fi classics. Chuck, who does the reviews and runs the site, is freaking awesome. Particularly when ripping Voyager and the loathsome...

word - I have never heard of him.

DS9 is interesting because not only does it get back to the real Trek roots - an ensemble cast exploring both themselves and space - its writers were by and large Trekkies themselves, unlike the other franchises (principally Voyager and the execrable Enterprise) where the writers were just hired...

DS9, Benjamin 'I'll kill you, muthafucka' Sisko, Jadzia Dax (preferably double teaming with Beverly Crusher in her uber-MILF stage). Throw in Seven of Nine while you're at it.

Sasha's Reading List: Goldicocks and the Three (Dancing) Bears Phallus in Wonderland Little Red Riding Rump Horton Humps a Whore

This is the only cure for seeing that. :(

Looks like Anders' sweet sexy club style went as well as it can ...... Congrats Anders!

She rejected Seuss for something more contemporary ... probably something like: 'one cock, two cocks, white cock, black cock' ... :D

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Oh Gawd .. it's Roald 2.0 .... :D

You're right. I should just beat him to death with one of Roald's much used and loved 'Black Hammer Ass Mangler' dildos. He said you'd broke it anyway :D

And so you will burn in Hell ..... :D God hates wimps and ditherers. Commit man, commit!

Two glorious years into the reign of the Queen of Tarts. All hail the Tart! (I'm approaching my 1 year anniversary .... want to celebrate with a game of 'pet the kitty'? :D)

Candy Samples

Secret training video .. preparing for the overthrow of the monkeys. :D

At least get his name right. It's LorkingDirl .....

Dear God .. you know there is this machine called a com-pew-tur that connects to the Inter-webz and that has about a billion 'what time is it in ...butfucknnowhere' websites. 4 + 5 = 9. or 21.00. or 8.59pm + 0:01.01 You're welcome. :hatsoff:

I hate you for this.

Yea, I know. My father was a MoD manager for years working on .. well, let's say our desert dwelling brethren are not big fans of his work .. anyhoo, he was constantly appalled by the corruption he witnessed in terms of defense contractors' outrageous billing, made worse by a contracting system...

There's gotta be a Thread here about this .....

Phew ... although, that now makes your oafish behavior even more inexcusable.

Well, I owe you a 'welcome to the Board'. Please don't be Swedish.

Oh, I'd say it's NEVER too late for a Jade wish to come true ...... :D

But you guys are old hands at this stuff, as footage from last year's FO Christmas party clearly shows. YZmOKjWIbH8 (Roald is the fox in the pink tutu)

, Batman ...

I haven't had this much fun since I went fishing for retarded trout. :D

Yes it is as written. Not sure of the last time I saw '?' used in a problem or expression Also, remember who posted this .. he probably thinks the answer is 'carrot'.