Who Gave You Your First Confused Boners?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

For me it was Latin girls back when I was in Catholic School. I was an innocent fat White kid so they'd run up to me getting all flirty messing with me then I'd get a creamy teenage boner and they'd run away. They got in my head back then and I still like them today.

 

[sean miguel]

In 7th grade we were at the pool and my friend jason came out in a pair of speedos.

Wait, you did say confused boners right?


Seriously, the only confused boners I had at that age were the ones that happened for no reason at all. As in I'm in gym shorts running hunched over from the soccer field because I'm sporting a full on random tent pole. Other than that, I knew exactly why they happened - Mrs Olson drawing sentence diagrams on the whiteboard in 7th grade english and her hips going side to side. Hitting Nevaeh with a water balloon on field day and getting a look at those perkies through her wet t-shirt.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I've don't think I've ever been confused by a boner. Me and my dick have an understanding between us...

 

[himperv203]

Sharon Stone

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Sharon Stone

Now if you look at her it'll chase one away for almost a week.