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    Netflix's House of Cards

    Burned through the entire second season on Saturday. Excellent stuff.
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    *Freeones Troll Hall of Fame*

    Yes but it's been so long. Do you not yearn? I yearn.
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    *Freeones Troll Hall of Fame*

    How rude... SUCK ON MY SHIT!
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    *Freeones Troll Hall of Fame*

    I am ashamed and offended that I am included on this list. How dare you besmirch my good name!
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    Someone please bump this poll in 9 years.

    Fine! As some people clearly can't follow a simple request, I'm bumping with this gif because fuck you.
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    What's The Best Way To Find Out If A Lady Has Kids...

    Tell her you're a registered sex offender. Her reaction will tell you all you need to know.
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    Who Here Likes To Do The Sex?

    I don't have sex. It's not because I have liver issues which covers large portions of my body, particularly my groin, in boils and carbuncles which reduces any and all sexual appeal I may have been able to exude to that of an moist, flaking open wound. No, it's because I have too much respect...
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    If a 10 yr. Old Girl Can Play Guitar, Why Can't I?

    Because you are a worthless loser.
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    US the biggest threat to world peace in 2013 – poll

    So short sighted. The real threat to world peace is of course, capitalism.
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    World War I (1914-1918): Year of Remembrance

    Ah, colonial conquest, truly the last gentleman's war...
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    ...

    That is surprisingly unsettling.
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    Who made you cum in 2013: the retrospective

    I am in awe. You gentlemen are truly doing God's work.
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    What would you do if you found out a star's real identity?

    I'd obviously post it all over the internet because I'm scum.
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    5 Fun Facts About You : )

    1. I read Hegel for fun. 2. Women neither fear nor love me, but they respect my transcendental nihilism 3. I once got into a fist fight in a pub bathroom over Pablo Neruda. 4. The song Brown Eyed Girl was composed with me in mind. 5. The electron is a fraud.
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    Harley Spencer's Free Membership Contest!

    The avatar was deleted and then lost - not that it's particularly difficult to find another copy of it. As for posting... meh, that's really the only answer I have.
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    When was Freeones "better?" When did it "not suck?"

    It's always been shit.
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    Merry Christmas.

    Merry Christmas.
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    Maobama now enjoys a 53 percent disapproval rating

    Now if only Obama would institute Mao's agricultural policies...
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    Name a celebrity that you most resemble

    Some sailor friends of mine used to call me the Diane Keaton of the upper east side.
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    Suspended sentence. DNA evidence apparently got "mixed up" at the scene, so they released me...

    Suspended sentence. DNA evidence apparently got "mixed up" at the scene, so they released me. I'll take it. Thought I'd pop-in, see what's happening, which happens to be not a lot. So.... see ya in 4 months :hatsoff:
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    BlueBalls & LurkingDirk's Retarded Tales For Retards.

    What is this, the new "---" thread? Get out.
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    Baby stabbed 90 times with scissors.

    I'm sure it deserved it
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Spring Breakers
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    Man of Steel
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    Religion - The Other Taboo for Discussion

    That's fucking racist, bro. Check your privilege.
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    Religion - The Other Taboo for Discussion

    lol Typical atheist obfuscation. Now would any of you other so called "rational", "freethinking", atheists want to posit why pebbles don't become boulders over time? The legitimacy of your entire world view hinges upon you answering this question.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Side Effects
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    Religion - The Other Taboo for Discussion

    If evolution is real, how come pebbles don't evolve into boulders? Checkmate atheists!
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    Religion - The Other Taboo for Discussion

    It... hits you hard, bro? If so, I'm very sorry.
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    Religion - The Other Taboo for Discussion

    That hits me hard, bro.
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    Religion - The Other Taboo for Discussion

    I think we can all agree that Richard Dawkins deserves to die, right? This much we can all agree upon.
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    Could anybody ID this beautiful song???

    Google the lyrics next time. Simple.
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    :hatsoff:

    :hatsoff:
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    A serious question

    assari knows of my love for him and now the rest of you do. I love you, assari.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Close-Up (1990)
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    lol it's a stupid reference to Marx's Capital.

    lol it's a stupid reference to Marx's Capital.
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