Name a celebrity that you most resemble

[BlueBalls]

Some sailor friends of mine used to call me the Diane Keaton of the upper east side.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Drunk women think I look like Colin Farrell.. only uglier.

 

[alexisbigballs]

howard stern

 

[Vanilla Bear]

A white, hairy Oprah. So in other words: A white Oprah.

 

[Mayhem]

Change the hair, the eyes, the skin color, the chin, the body type, the width of the arms, the length of the legs and squint through one eye; I'd almost look like Bob Marley if Bob Marley looked completely different.

 

[Jack Davenport]

All right, then. Jesse Ventura's gayer brother, Leslie.
And what the fuck do you mean, BALDING?!? I'm shaven, son.

See?

Ace is that really you dressed like the other guy and are you a police officer?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

A white, hairy Oprah. So in other words: A white Oprah.

What's this "Vanilla Bear" and "The Dingleberry King" horseshit? I thought I was the only cool kid who could get the new name. You guys suck.

 

[Rane1071]

Bruce Willis' gayer brother, Juice.

I always thought you looked like LT Jim Dangel from "Reno 911".



Love the wee shorts, Johnny.

 

[Jack Davenport]

So the photo Ace posted is really him?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

What's this "Vanilla Bear" and "The Dingleberry King" horseshit? I thought I was the only cool kid who could get the new name. You guys suck.

The sad thing is, I actually chose that name myself this time.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

So the photo Ace posted is really him?

I'm the sexual tyrannosaurus, yes. The guy I was imitating is a retired captain from the Norfolk PD and a pretty good sport. We work for a casino in Northeast PA possibly near or in what might or might not be a city which might be named for the place where Jesus may or may not have been born.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I'm the sexual tyrannosaurus, yes. The guy I was imitating is a retired captain from the Norfolk PD and a pretty good sport. We work for a casino in Northeast PA possibly near or in what might or might not be a city which might be named for the place where Jesus may or may not be buried.

Well fuck! I really don't hate casino workers. Only when they take my money. Which is quite often.

One or two more beers and I might post a pic. If I can figure out how to do it. Fuck it.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'm sure glad I edited my post to make sure that doesn't look like I didn't know anything about Jesu..................fuck.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Meh... fuck it

 

[sean miguel]

Meh... fuck it

you handsome devil. Im thinking Corey Feldman.

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Meh... fuck it

Vince Vouyer's gayer brother

 

[bobjustbob]

Jesus was born in Nazareth. Nazareth, PA had a race track for cars not horses. No car tracks in PA have gambling. Ace is full of shit.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Jesus was born in Nazareth. Nazareth, PA had a race track for cars not horses. No car tracks in PA have gambling. Ace is full of shit.

Jesus was allegedly born in Bethlehem. Bethlehem, PA has a casino. Bob is a fucking idiot.

 

[bobjustbob]

Bob is a fucking idiot.

I don't need your help to make me look like an idiot.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You're right. You don't need anyone's help to look stupid. I apologize for marginalizing your intellect.