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Woo Hoo! As McFly would say, "She was OUR Density." What was best for the country could NOT be denied! What's not to like? She was the BEST person for the position. Someone with actual kick ass qualifications / knowledge and not just a particular skin color for votes. Amy Amy Amy! 🥳

I would definitely enjoy admiring, worshipping and fapping to that pose for 3 hours ... rather than witnessing the 3-hour annihilation, destruction of the Dallas Cowboys by the Washington Nameless Team.

Wooooooo! Love that Insertion CloseUp!!! :eek: 😛 🥰 🤗

Nnnnggg, 🤔 actually a shoe shine would probably fit more the physical act of rubbing Mandy's HOT shoe (With her foot in it of course) feverishly like rubbing Aladdin's Lamp :ROFLMAO: to try and get off. THEN the Shoecial would ensue, being categorized as a Shoegasm. 😄 Sort of like a handjob...

HOT Shoes! I want to cum on them. Would that be a Shoecial? 🤔 You know ... like a Facial, but for Shoes? 😁

Credit Card #, eh? Ooooooo! Deal Breaker. No Go. Even my e-mail address is VERY guarded. So a credit card # would never fly.

And those EYES! Ohhhhh those EYES! So pretty and sexy!

That set at #252 is absolutely Fapnificent, Porn Folder!

Who are the girls, especially the Brunette who can take a REALLY big one there at #254? Wooooooo! I really didn't think that was gonna fit in there, but it went right on in there really nicely! Great set, Porn Folder! (y)(y)

Dayyyyy-Um! I wanna fap just envisioning her asking that question.

I would like to order a Supersized Combo of this to go, please. :cool: I'd like that very much. Sounds like a plan. 🤗 🥳 🤩 Is that link supposed to work simply just as is? Or is there a Secret Handshake, a Password or a hoop I have to jump through to get through? It might just be my Dial Up...

Houston ... We have Liftoff!!! Accelerating vertically into the stratosphere! :p 🥰 🤗 Harley has such an amazingly versatile ASS!!! It's like you want to ogle it, art appreciate it, kiss it, lick it, grab it, eat it, blow raspberries on it, sleep on it, be face sat with it ... and of course...

I don't like camping, but I could certainly make a huge exception and camp out in Chloe Toy's nice, cozy Turquoise Tent there at #81.:p 😍 What a Cutie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, go ahead and toss it over in a PM. My browser tab and seemingly all the content appear to indicate that all the loading is complete, yet that elusive 4th pic is not showing up. I've already tried Refreshing at least twice and still no 4th pic.

Yeah, if it's not set up as a Sub-Form, the thread will eventually disappear.

WOW! With my ssslow Internet, I just barely now noticed there is a 3rd pic there at #10,142. That is so fucking scorchingly nice! I wouldn't mind a bedspread and a beach towel of that pic. 😁

What's funny is how ever so recently there were a LOT of people here giddily and extremely smugly going on about how the entire rest of the civilized world's leaders had ALL found the magic formula for how to chop down Covid-19 at the knees and give it a beatdown over at the woodshed...

Exactly! Reminiscent of how I have read that in the Israeli Air Force, you're either a Fighter Pilot ... or you're not. There are no different skill levels. You're either a top notch, ass-kicking, elite Fighter Pilot or you're not a Fighter Pilot. So Mandy is a top notch, ass-kicking, elite...

Mutha Fucking DAMN! Mandy Is Lickably Faptastic! Mandy can be my Wingwoman ... Uhhh, my Cheating Buddy anytime. :p 🥰 🤗

A Cornucopia of Talents Mandy is. A picture is worth a thousand fantasies. 🥰 🤩 Thanks for that wonderful anal pic, c_a_worshipper! (y)(y)

Yep, simple question. But, her and Criminal Joe's refusal to answer the question gave us the answer we already knew. Hey, georges, I hope you got to enjoy seeing the REAL Kuntmala Harris the other day. The one that got slapped, kicked, spanked, educated, fucked with a strapon in all holes AND...

Whoa! I just read on Google that apparently "Gyro" is pronounced "Yee-ro." WTF? Is that true? Are they serious? You mean it's not pronounced "Ji-roh" as in "Gyroscope?"

:suspicious: Do ----- :suspicious: Arby's Gyros count? About a month or so ago I went to Arby's for the first time in years so I didn't even know what might be on the menu anymore. I saw this big promo poster for the Traditional Greek Gyro. It looked delicious. So, I ordered a Gyro. I was...

You got to know when to hold'em. Know when to fold'em. Know when to walk away. Know when to fap. Cool song --- The Fapper 🤠 ebay? So it still exists? Now where / how did I get the idea that Rakuten was the new name for ebay? 🤔

I have a soft spot in my heart ............ :suspicious: and a hard part elsewhere for that 2nd pic. You know --- that pic should be in a Time Capsule so that people 50 years from now can be green with envy at what we had the luck, pleasure, honor, privilege to have enjoyed in our time.

Yeah, I guess it WOULD take quite some creativity to explain away the enjoyment of Slutty Sister, Slutty Mom, Slutty Boss Lady Mandy videos ... high standards-setting Mandy BJs, etc.

😄 Ahhhhh! Why of COURSE! She doesn't actually have any interest in the TPS Reports. She's really interested in my chiseled physique. 😁

Now in hindsight, when she said she should slap you, you probably wish you had replied, "Would you, please?" Or "Ooooo! Foreplay!" :ROFLMAO: A 25-year old having given her that sort of attention no doubt made her day. Gave her a feeling of, "I STILL got it!" It being the 80s no doubt also...

Yep, pretty much something like that, ban. :p :love: Looks like she's now convinced me to come in every Saturday for a month. :ROFLMAO: I believe I've only had a female supervisor once and that was very briefly. No sooner had I been informed that she was my new supervisor when poof! She was...

Ohhh my goodness! Those glassess! Those earrings! That Executive Suit! Those sexy lips! That dick-caressing finger! My fantasy this time was that Mandy is my boss. And just like Lumbergh tells Peter in the movie Office Space, "Peter ... I'm gonna need you to come in Saturday, Mmm K?" ...

So are Mandy's GIFs contributing to global warming / climate change and forest fires? :unsure: :eek: --- 😁 Are the rumors that in the next installment of The F a n t a s t i c Four Mandy is going to replace The Human Torch with the new character The Babe Torch true? 🤔 Or it might have been...

FUCK! Just the thought alone of hearing Mandy proclaim, "I love to Suck and Swallow" is enough to get the blood pumping and the fantasies running wild. I then work myself vicariously into that video with Mandy in her elegant White turtleneck and nothing else, but gorgeousness, hotness, a...

"one of" your 20 Terabytes hard drives? :eek: Wooooooo! That leaves me lightyears back in the space dust. My Porn Folder in my Flash Drive currently has :suspicious: 2.17 Gigabytes. Anyway, those pics of Mandy in the Grey Top & White Shorts and with that Dream Hair that I love ... Dayyyyy-Um...

Correctomundo! You are absolutely right, sj1. Mandy has some serious Skillz. Her Skillz are sooooo serious that one could say that they are up there in the Stratosphere at the Ph D level. Wooooooo! Doctor Mandy. Professor Mandy? Or would that be Professoress Mandy?

Re: Head Play Mutha fucking WOW! I never forget a female Internet friend of mine telling me some years back, "I can do amazing things with my mouth." In that case I had to take her word for it as we never met and thus, she didn't get to prove, didn't get to back up what she claimed. In...

Exactly, Dino. Talk about ammunition deficient. One Trick Pony ... and not even a very good one trick at that.

Michelle Obama should start a company. Bag up all her opinions, advise, wisdom, POVs and sell it to farmers. I'm sure they need a lot of fertilizer.

Yeah, something like that, Dino. They have the #1 Offense and the #1 Passing Offense. QB Dak Prescott is the #1 QB in the league. While this season their Offense is yet again being infamous for having trouble getting in gear like last season ... they do eventually get going in the 2nd half and...

No, it doesn't have to be the opposite. Let me give you two examples, both involving the Dallas Cowboys whereby one is good and one is bad. (1) This season the Cowboys Defense is on pace to be the worst Defense in NFL history. So hopefully this Defense is NOT the New Normal. :eek: (2) Last...

That's it, Jynx Baby ... stick that glass dildo ALL the way in that backdoor treasure. Great Jynx Maze pics at #6,588, isildur1. (y) (y)

Re: Motherly* Love ::: Sung to the tune of the Village People's YMCA ::: M - I - L - F Ohhh My Goodness! My Favorite --- Mandy BJ Seattle Style I can just about feel it! Even a Craftsman ShopVac would be green with envy at the 100% efficient Suction POWER! And the fucking --- Dayyyyy - Um...

I'm not into foot fetish either. At least not the feet by themselves. Now put Hot Sexy SHOES / High Heels on them and Ohhhhh FUCK!!! Then they become tractor beams, orgasmic seductive weapons that'll turn you into Silly Putty in the babes' hands putting you at their command. 😁

Don't forget to turn the air conditioner on on high cool. Don't forget to wear your drool bib. Don't forget to BLINK every once in a while. Don't forget to lock the door. Don't want Phoebe Cates to accidentally walk in on you. 😄

Fapmazingly Fapjoyable mini set there at #10,091 ... ban. (y)(y) 5 Stars 😛😛😛😛😛