Worst Song Ever

[ajay3672]

Well here is one song title that i have not seen here. It's called ( and i am not making this up in any way) " Last night my wife hoovered my head ". I can't remember who sang it but i know it got into the top 40 singles charts over here in britain in the 1990's.

 

[Riffy]

One More Time by Daft Punk

"One More Time"

One more time...

One more time
We gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right
Don't stop dancing

One more time
We gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right
Don't stop dancing

One more time
We gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right
Don't stop dancing

One more time
We gonna celebrate
Oh yeah...

One more time

One more time
We gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right
Don't stop dancing

One more time
We gonna celebrate
Oh yeah
Don't stop dancing
One more time

Uhmmm...
Dance feelin'
Celebration tonight
Celebrate
Don't wait to leave
Uhmmm... no
He don't stop
You can stop
We gonna celebrate
One more time
One more time
One more time
Celebration
You know it's gonna cool the light
Tonight
Eh! Is feeling
Music's got me feeling the need
In
Air
Come on, all right
We gonna celebrate
One more time
Celebrate and dance are free
Music's got me feeling so free
Celebrate and dance are free
One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free
One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free
One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free
One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free
One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free
One more time

Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
one more time

Never in all my born days have I heard such tripe. I first heard it in a hotel I was staying in at the time and it was on the TV in the bar. I nearly spewed and just sat there in horror thinking "surely this song must get better or have some lyrics to it"...

No, it just went on and on and on with the most putrid monotonous "tune" I have EVER HEARD AND I HATE IT

:crash:

 

[GabberMan]

Scooch - Flying the Flag.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NBOnDcmckdc&feature=related

It bombed at Eurovision - that really is bad!

 

[maildude]

Here're three that'll really make your head spin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHS8hj4TdT8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0lKmznjgfQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05PCmqjIeNE

 

[GabberMan]

Here're three that'll really make your head spin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHS8hj4TdT8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0lKmznjgfQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05PCmqjIeNE

They are all wonderfully bad, maildude, but I really hate stuff like 2Pac.

I think you'll know this one: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RdJLdOQ3xOE&feature=related :thumbsup:

 

[METAL HEAD]

Who let the dog's out -baha men
take on me (video is great but the song just blows)
father figure - george michael
any soft rock song or power baillend take your pick
anything by michael jackson(that thing destroyed himshelf)
all disco music
any one hit wonder of the past twenty years all blew take your pick

 

[Spleen]

Me and a buddy got wasted and recorded a song on his girlfriends memo-recorded which she always used for work. It was fucking terrible and she didn't find it funny in the slighest when a co-worker heard her playing it.

Or are we just talking about ones that got released?

 

[om3ga]

Who let the dog's out -baha men
take on me (video is great but the song just blows)
father figure - george michael
any soft rock song or power baillend take your pick
anything by michael jackson(that thing destroyed himshelf)
all disco music
any one hit wonder of the past twenty years all blew take your pick

All Disco music???

Case for the defence, M'lud....

Six Million Steps - Rhanni Harris
Crown Heights Affair - Galaxy Of Love
Turn The Music Up - Players Association
Do What You Wanna Do - T-Connection
McFadden & Whitehead - Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now

Yep the Baha Men truly sucks - but they bastardised "Who Let The Dogs Out" imo (heard a proper soca version while on holiday in Barbados years before the Baha Men appeared and that is far superior)

Plus "Brimful of Asha" by Cornershop was a one-hit wonder - so was "Unbelievable" by EMF. Wouldn't exactly call those turkeys...

Finally, just because MJ is such a controversial and/or discredited figure these days, I'm not going to disregard his musical contribution like it never happened.

 

[RogueWolf]

I despise 'Sister Christian' by Night Ranger.

 

[24788]

THE FUCKING RICKROLLED SONG DRIVES ME INSANE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHO SINGS IT, BUT I TRUELY HATE THAT SONG.

I would disagree with this one. It's on the radio sometimes still.

25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112 ... 1997

 

[GabberMan]

The Firm - Star Trekkin':

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

 

[Galactic]

I Know What Boys Like.....hate, and I mean I HATE that song.

 

[Voyeur De Jour]

I was tempted to say the song “Pop You in the Pooper” by Jeff Stryker is the worst song ever … but at least it’s kinda funny:

http://www.imeem.com/jakeinsf/music/17lZmmWv/jeff_stryker_pop_you_in_the_pooper/

The worst (hit) song that I can think of in the last few years is “Lady” by Lenny Kravitz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T210Fo2jt5c

Who that THAT one was a good idea? I can’t believe an acclaimed, “professional” musician put out such a monotonous, shitty song. Not a smidgeon of creativity in either the music or the lyrics. Worse yet, the radio stations actually PLAYED it. :eek:

 

[sherri]

Achey Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cryus....What in the Hell does anyone see in him?:ban: