Ahh sadly, no Independence Day video.

Sticking the green popsicle up there before caused a yeast infection, which was no fun. And the cold was pretty intense.

Yeah, I recall that. Hence my surprise at the return of a Popsicle.

Not something I as a whole would probably ever recommend trying again. Like I said, wanting to see that was solely the opinion of just a little part of me which I try not to pay much attention to. It's the part of me that likes to laugh at people getting hit in the balls. As such I tend to keep it handcuffed and tied up in the back of my mind somewhere. Methinks it needs a ball gag. :yesyes:
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
But, other people getting hit in the balls is funny....and cringeworthy.

I aspire to be the type of person who doesn't laugh at that. Or people falling on ice.

I mean, I'm not saying I am that type of person. I still laugh (hence the need of a ball gag for that part of my psyche), but I also tend to offer consolation and a helping hand when stuff like that happens. I would like to be the kind of person who doesn't laugh at that stuff though. Well, except when I'm drunk. When I'm drunk that guy I try to ignore when I'm sober becomes the dominant force...
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7724154, member: 579739"]Tried that simplynoise website last night. It really helped! I had to put it on my laptop right next to the bed on full volume. The air conditioner's clicking is louder than the website. Actually I'm pretty sure I've figured out what the clicking is. One of the upstairs neighbors, 2 floors above me, has an air conditioner and it drips on mine. They must only be home with it on at night, and during the weekends all day, cuz it makes the noise whether mine is on or off. I'm screwed. Gonna be stuck with this all summer.

im glad it was helpful. it looked like it was also an app if that helps.

[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7724752, member: 579739"]Yep, a popsicle. I didn't stick it inside me this time, just licked it and stuff.

there is nothing wrong with you licking a popsicle

[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7724782, member: 579739"]Ahh sadly, no Independence Day video.

aw, but i wanted to see you kill aliens with Will Smith and a laptop
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
I aspire to be the type of person who doesn't laugh at that. Or people falling on ice.

I mean, I'm not saying I am that type of person.
I am saying that I'm "that type of person".....and I don't aspire to be anything else.

I laugh at that all the time, and I'm not sorry for it. I also feel sympathetic, because I've taken shots to the balls before.
 
I am saying that I'm "that type of person".....and I don't aspire to be anything else.

I laugh at that all the time, and I'm not sorry for it. I also feel sympathetic, because I've taken shots to the balls before.

I have an overdeveloped sense of guilt. :dunno:
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
I wish that were the case, then I could just Hail Mary it all away. It's surprising how often my conscience is utterly inconvenient. :(

Just because I'm not Catholic anymore, doesn't mean I don't have a conscience. Despite the fact that I've been referred to as a "godless heathen" in a not-quite-joking way, that doesn't mean I don't have a very solid moral compass. I'm just impervious to bullshit guilt - as opposed to legitimate guilt.
 
Just because I'm not Catholic anymore, doesn't mean I don't have a conscience. Despite the fact that I've been referred to as a "godless heathen" in a not-quite-joking way, that doesn't mean I don't have a very solid moral compass. I'm just impervious to bullshit guilt - as opposed to legitimate guilt.

I didn't mean to suggest any such thing. I was merely pointing out that, were I a Catholic, then I'd have confession and penance to alleviate my own conscience. I think that would be nice. On the other hand it might make me a worse person, since I could then use that to help me ignore (or at least mitigate) my own guilt, thus perhaps making me more prone to doing things worthy of feeling guilty.
 
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7727724, member: 579739"]My July 4th photo set was released today! I'm so excited! I look fucking awesome. I love it.

I would say something about humility, but I've already downloaded the set and, really, you look better than awesome! :thumbsup:

[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7727724, member: 579739"]*runs off to grab some photos*

Psst! You're smiling quite a bit in #115. It's pretty adorable. :)
 

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
I would say something about humility, but I've already downloaded the set and, really, you look better than awesome! :thumbsup:

Psst! You're smiling quite a bit in #115. It's pretty adorable. :)

lol that's cuz in 115, right before the photo was snapped while I was sucking on the popsicle, I accidentally sucked the red part right off the rest of it! I must have some pretty strong sucking skills. So it was more of a, "oh my fucking god, I can't believe that just happened!" type of smile. I couldn't open my mouth or else the piece of popsicle would've fallen out, so I was laughing and trying to keep my mouth closed.
 
lol that's cuz in 115, right before the photo was snapped while I was sucking on the popsicle, I accidentally sucked the red part right off the rest of it! I must have some pretty strong sucking skills. So it was more of a, "oh my fucking god, I can't believe that just happened!" type of smile. I couldn't open my mouth or else the piece of popsicle would've fallen out, so I was laughing and trying to keep my mouth closed.

:1orglaugh And the story to go along with it is pretty adorable too. :)
 

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
Here's 3 more of the photos! I had such a hard time deciding which ones to post. There's 143 pictures, so many to choose from!

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Par for the course, love. ;)

I'd like to hear you say that with your sexy british accent.
 

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[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7727781, member: 579739"]Here's 3 more of the photos! I had such a hard time deciding which ones to post. There's 143 pictures, so many to choose from!

Good lord. Are you trying to raise my blood pressure? Such hot pics.
 
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