The Official Harley Spencer Discussion Thread! (AMA)

[jitna]

Unfortunately, in a lot of places that pretty much equals the smell of rotting vegetation, sewage runoff, with additional more unidentifiable briny smells.

like new jersey?

 

[Harley Spencer]

like new jersey?

Nah. New Jersey just looks stinky, not so much the smell. NY on the other hand.... :eeew:

It was raining here a lot the past two weeks and when I went to the grocery store the other day, a woman was saying to the cashier, "I like the rain. It cleans the city. It makes NY less stinky." Yes! Finally, someone else around here who has a working nose. It seems like half the people in NY are completely oblivious to the awful smell. They must be distracted by the tall buildings.

 

[jitna]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7692079, member: 579739"]Nah. New Jersey just looks stinky, not so much the smell.

i used to go to the shore every year, there was definitely a smell, though it has been a while since last i was there

 

[Harley Spencer]

i used to go to the shore every year, there was definitely a smell, though it has been a while since last i was there

To the shore as in Jersey Shore? I've never been there. I did go to one lake in NJ like... 6 years ago or something, and it was completely orange and dirty looking. I was a bit scared for my life about getting in the water. I've seen and swam in streams with orange rocks and stuff before, but never to the extent of the lake in NJ. Yuck.

 

[jitna]

To the shore as in Jersey Shore? I've never been there. I did go to one lake in NJ like... 6 years ago or something, and it was completely orange and dirty looking. I was a bit scared for my life about getting in the water. I've seen and swam in streams with orange rocks and stuff before, but never to the extent of the lake in NJ. Yuck.

yeah, the jersey shore in atlantic city. there was an odor

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Nah. New Jersey just looks stinky, not so much the smell. NY on the other hand.... :eeew:

It was raining here a lot the past two weeks and when I went to the grocery store the other day, a woman was saying to the cashier, "I like the rain. It cleans the city. It makes NY less stinky." Yes! Finally, someone else around here who has a working nose. It seems like half the people in NY are completely oblivious to the awful smell. They must be distracted by the tall buildings.

Hmm, I've only been to New York once, it was right around the Falls area. Smelled fine there. :dunno:

To the shore as in Jersey Shore? I've never been there. I did go to one lake in NJ like... 6 years ago or something, and it was completely orange and dirty looking. I was a bit scared for my life about getting in the water. I've seen and swam in streams with orange rocks and stuff before, but never to the extent of the lake in NJ. Yuck.

Orange? Probably just fake tan run off from the people who were swimming there before you...

 

[Harley Spencer]

Hmm, I've only been to New York once, it was right around the Falls area. Smelled fine there. :dunno:



Orange? Probably just fake tan run off from the people who were swimming there before you...

Ok well the falls area is much different from the city, I'm sure. In the city (which is where I live), there's trash everywhere, fish markets, other food markets, so much pollution. Stinky city.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Ok well the falls area is much different from the city, I'm sure. In the city (which is where I live), there's trash everywhere, fish markets, other food markets, so much pollution. Stinky city.

Well, around the Falls it more or less smelled... like the Falls. It was relatively tidy as well.

You know, you could do what garbage men and coroners do and just rub some Vicks Vapo-Rub under your nose. Though, I'm not sure that would be a step up...

 

[Harley Spencer]

Well, around the Falls it more or less smelled... like the Falls. It was relatively tidy as well.

You know, you could do what garbage men and coroners do and just rub some Vicks Vapo-Rub under your nose. Though, I'm not sure that would be a step up...

They do that? Huh. But yeah, I don't want some slimy goo smeared on my face. That's one reason I rarely wear lip gloss, because I hate the stickiness and my hair gets stuck to it. Being sticky is one of the most uncomfortable feelings.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7692421, member: 579739"]They do that? Huh. But yeah, I don't want some slimy goo smeared on my face. That's one reason I rarely wear lip gloss, because I hate the stickiness and my hair gets stuck to it.

Well, just about anything strong smelling. Vicks is the standard. Toothpaste is another option, but I guess that's not much better. Maybe a dab of perfume? Not sure how long that would last though, as perfume tends to be lighter in smell.

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7692421, member: 579739"]Being sticky is one of the most uncomfortable feelings.

You might be doing something wrong then ... ... ... ... :1orglaugh

Sorry.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Well, just about anything strong smelling. Vicks is the standard. Toothpaste is another option, but I guess that's not much better. Maybe a dab of perfume? Not sure how long that would last though, as perfume tends to be lighter in smell.

You might be doing something wrong then ... ... ... ... :1orglaugh

Sorry.

What am I doing wrong? I don't get it.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7692433, member: 579739"]What am I doing wrong? I don't get it.

Referring to the fact that sex can get a little sticky. :o

 

[Harley Spencer]

Referring to the fact that sex can get a little sticky. :o

That's what I thought, just wasn't sure if my mind might be thinking too much in the gutter.

I actually don't really like the stickiness of sex either, but I let it slide cuz it feels good. I hate when I'm on top and I get really wet and I can hear the sound of it. I don't know why, it just bothers me.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7692442, member: 579739"]That's what I thought, just wasn't sure if my mind might be thinking too much in the gutter.

Is that even possible?

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7692442, member: 579739"]I hate when I'm on top and I get really wet and I can hear the sound of it. I don't know why, it just bothers me.

Yeah that's um... that's um... ... :drool2: ... yeah I'll just disagree with your take on that there.

 

[Elwood70]

You know, you could do what garbage men and coroners do and just rub some Vicks Vapo-Rub under your nose. Though, I'm not sure that would be a step up...

They do that? Huh.

So do police and detectives, when they investigate homicides.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Is that even possible?



Yeah that's um... that's um... ... :drool2: ... yeah I'll just disagree with your take on that there.

Haha I know, guys seem to like it.

What's even worse is when it's so wet that your dick keeps falling out. Once when that happened, I was seriously right about to orgasm, like I just started to cum, and then it fell out, and poof, orgasm gone. Wah!

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So do police and detectives, when they investigate homicides.

Would've been nice if I got this memo when I had to help gut deer. Worst. Smell. Ever!

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7692462, member: 579739"]Haha I know, guys seem to like it.

Proof of arousal. Yum.

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7692462, member: 579739"]What's even worse is when it's so wet that your dick keeps falling out. Once when that happened, I was seriously right about to orgasm, like I just started to cum, and then it fell out, and poof, orgasm gone. Wah!

Shallower strokes?

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7692462, member: 579739"]Would've been nice if I got this memo when I had to help gut deer. Worst. Smell. Ever!

I thought this was kind of common knowledge. You see it on all of the TV shows, especially the procedurals. Didn't watch a lot of cop shows while you were younger, huh?

 

[Harley Spencer]

I don't watch many cop shows period. I've seen plenty. Some CSI, but I didn't like that show, and Psych, Grimm, plus movies. I just don't seem to recall anyone ever mentioning rubbing vapor rub under their nose.

 

[Elwood70]

I thought this was kind of common knowledge. You see it on all of the TV shows, especially the procedurals. Didn't watch a lot of cop shows while you were younger, huh?

Dammit, there goes my shot at being "mysterious" I was going to say "Don't ask me how I know that..."

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I don't watch many cop shows period. I've seen plenty. Some CSI, but I didn't like that show, and Psych, Grimm, plus movies. I just don't seem to recall anyone ever mentioning rubbing vapor rub under their nose.

Ah, well they do it a lot of grisly deaths, or when visiting the coroner. The scene where they rub mentholated gel under their nose is pretty much a classic, especially when there's a "rookie" there. It's almost cliché to make a show of it then because the rookie will usually wave it off thinking he's man enough to deal with the smell, then he/she ends up having to hurl...

Dammit, there goes my shot at being "mysterious" I was going to say "Don't ask me how I know that..."

Sorry... didn't mean to ruin the mystique. :dunno: