Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

Ahhhh, Lily!

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FYI: She did some fundraising for peeps impacted by the .. LA fires. She sold .. "risque" pics of herself, on a couple of different platforms. NO NUDITY! But .. suggestive / cleavage / etc. She raised I think $170K (!) the first time. And, another $330K-plus the second time.

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Ha, ha! From what the .. meme compilator shared, the divorces happened because the Indian men though they were marrying v!rgins. But, the (ex-) wives' SM history showed that wasn't the case!

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Saw a lot of articles rating the SB ads this week. This meme reminded me of the .. Apple one, from decades ago. FWIW - I didn't see if (it must have run during the late fourth quarter), buy my fave SB ad this year was the Alexa one with Chris Hemsworth, and he .. dreams up different ways the device will .. end him.

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I am sexually attracted to Lilith from Diablo 4. I thinking she could hold one up by their neck, sorta ******* and sorta not, while performing fellatio and it could be like the thing auto erotic ************ people get but with a demon lady.
 
I would like to injure the genitals of the individual(s) responsible for the censorship nonsense. Let his penis wither. Let his bones crack. Let him see his companions drown in their own throw up. Gods of the Inferno, I offer to you his limbs, his mouth, his breath, his speech, his hands, his liver, his heart, his stomach. Gods of the Inferno, let me see him suffer deeply, and I will rejoice and sacrifice to you.
 
I am experiencing mild euphoria and just had an idea of something which would have a tangible benefit in my life and I could accomplish with a reasonable amount of hard work and dedication. Tomorrow morning, I will **** and shake my head at the fact that I ever entertained such a ludicrous idea. It occurs to me, this must be what it's like to not be a depressed **** addict. Normal person gets idea of way to improve themselves, puts in the effort and reaps benefits? That's remarkable. They must be fascinating people. Excuse me, won't you? I'm going to go throw myself in front of a bus.
 
We could post tasteful nudes of males so that all the women who read this thread can have nice pictures also.
 
I was going to post something but decided not to and now I don't remember what itnwas.
 
A car backfired outside and I literally startled and said "Jesus Christ'!
 
The act of urinating in a person's coffee not in an attempt that they ***** the urinator's ***** but to ruin the coffee so the person cannot enjoy it themselves is not portrayed enough in the public consciousness. Like the plan the whole time would be tell them before they could ***** it that the person urinated in it.
 
Okay. I will address the elephant in the room. It is Valentine's Day and I am here instead of being around a woman who has agreed to suffer my company. That's correct. I would put out that in all real, practical terms this is not any more sad pathetic tonight than it was last weekend ( or the weekend before that ad infinatum). I am not going to go get the correct spelling for the Latin. So really, I don't understand why anyone felt it necessary to address in the first place.
 
The Yak said:
A car backfired outside and I literally startled and said "Jesus Christ'!
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These people are not aware that I am under the influence of recreational *****. They will certainly not be surprised should they find out but I did not announce it ahead of time like some kind of liability disclaimer.
 
It is not ideal for my plans that this night be when they learn of my crippling addiction issues and untreated mental illness. I must run off into the night waving my penis and shouting obscenities so none shall view the abruptness of my exit as rude.
 
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