Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

The Yak said:
"Dick Van Dyke Show" Mary Tyler Moore was next level. Feel like that's not talked about enough.
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She was very hot. The show continually was worrying about her little bubble butt. The capri pants she always wore gave the censores constant grief because of what they called the "undercup", which was where the bottom of her cheeks, meet the top of her thighs. This is where the material of her pants would crease, and clearly define her cheeks.

There were many, MANY hot women on those shows back in the day, their hotness was lost due to the not so flattering eyeglass and hairstyles of the time. Most girls that had long straight hair, ended up wearing it in an unflattering bun, or they had short hair that didn't suit them, but suit the current trends.
 
There isn't any frozen yogurt in that picture. I'm not aware of any frozen breakfasts. That's interesting.
 
If I get severe diarrhea and the accompanying nausea causes me to throw up, I will throw up in the bath tub as the toilet is full of diarrhrea. I know that is what I will do on a deep, existential level. Other eventualities in space and time were immediataly ******* out and became impossible because of the depth of my certainty. To know something about yourself, on that deep of level, is the first step in approaching enlightenment. I wish they hit like this all the time. T=]
 
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Would it be possible to freeze a blended paste of traditional breakfast food and sell as frozen food? Like a breakfast popsicle? I would eat that.
 
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How the hell do you spell diarrhea? Anyway, I should post the diarrhea one in work group chat. That would be funny. I am rather reserved and this departure from my normal behavior would cause quite the stir. I would tell them I am on chemicals to alter my perception of realty.
 
Even with full government *****, you’d still need R&D, safety testing, production lines, and distribution. 🍌🏛️
Best-case? 18–24 months to launch “Operation Morning Popsicle.”
But hey—if we really prioritized breakfast, the world might finally be ready. 🚀
 
I hope tonight is not an "existential dread" high. Sometimes I experience anxiety and dark thoughts while high. Don't care. It's better than sobriety.
 
Referring to this altered state as being "high" doesn't have the same conversational stopping power as dr unk.
 
Someone who is more of a traditionalist about things might look at my life and say it must be terribly sad. Someone who is perhaps more open to new ideas would look at my life and might say yes I agree this a problem this person needs help. Any reasonable human would immediately perceive the emergency that is my mental health.
 
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The Yak said:
I hope tonight is not an "existential dread" high. Sometimes I experience anxiety and dark thoughts while high. Don't care. It's better than sobriety.
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I fix that problem with The Looney Toons, or The Three Stooges. Sometimes I'll turn the sound down, and jam some tunes, like Yes, or CCR...something happyish.
 
This happened to me this past fall. Signed up for Youtube's Sunday Ticket. As part of the .. (confirmation?) process, you had to click on something using WiFi; I have a "dumb" phone, and my PC connects to the internet via an ethernet cable. So .. I ended up having to cancel it.

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Think about an animated movie - I'm thinking Sci-Fi - which follows the workings of an immune system. The White ***** Cells (not a racial thing though some of the iconography is a bit weird) are an army with soldiers, tanks, etc and they fight off invading bacteria which are depicted as inappropriate racial or ethnic stereotypes associated with the disease they represent (only when applicable, a simple cold is just a grey drone.). It could be funny.

I just want to be clear on the tone - think "****** Guy" level of inappropriate.
 
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I wonder how many people have ever been spit on in anger due to cases of mistaken identity. One person sees someone who they mistake for someone else, they go and spit on them, call them a baby killer and the other person is dumbfounded. They say "Who are you" and the other person answers and then the spitting party eventually realizes their error. That would be really awkward.
 
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