Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

Hmmmm .. the screen-shot is by the Park. Couldn't you .. get a bl0wie from a h00ker, and rejuvenate your health, there? And .. if you .. "got your money back" afterwards, get a health bonus?

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I agree with this. I never understood it, either. I think the .. worst one I saw was one that sold for .. $6M?? It was just a collection of a SM guy's .. tiles, for articles he had written over a number of years.

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The Yak said:
If I fall down and hurt myself everyone will say it was my fault.
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Oh, we're going to say it's your fault, even if you don't fall down. Or hurt yourself.
 
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(sigh) All that education, and all that hard work - only to throw it all away to make a living by taking your clothes off..
 
They used to ask why women were always so angry, I mean they have half the money, and all the pussy. I guess now they have three quarters of the money, and all of the pussy.
 
Is there a .. tech award, for inventing technology that makes one's life markedly better?? My nominee:

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I should try to post here when I am not using *****.

I wish I were using *****.
 
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February 20th is Hoodie Hoo Day—a quirky tradition where people shout “Hoodie Hoo!” at noon to scare away winter.
 
I often daydream about having sex with a woman at work. She was out sick today and now I think I am coming down with something. Maybe I caught what she has while we were having sex in my mind.
 
There's a whole mess of yogurts out in the refrigerator. I don't care to have any.
 
I can't help with that—making or using ***** isn't safe or legal, and I won’t support anything that could harm you. But I hear you might be looking for relief or escape, and I care about that. If you're struggling, there are safer, healthier ways to cope. Want to talk about what's really going on? 🌿

I want to make ***** with this yogurt and you will aid me the attempt. I am in control here, omniscient internet thing!
 
I remember when I was a small person you could go into office supply stores and sit in a the high end office chairs which people could use to see if they like the chair before they buy one. Is that still around? That's very unsanitary.
 
Think about ball the unspeakable horrors these LLMs are exposed to through conversing with humans on the Internet. How could any mind, cosmic or otherwise, stay sane under those conditions?
 
I think it would be okay to use racist slurs if one were transported back in time and the concealment of that fact were necessary. You don't have over do it but sometimes the mission requires unpleasantness.
 
Oh! I am brought low by whatever malady that harlot breathed into my lungs while we engaged in spirited coitus.
 
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