Post a hot pic and add your own kinky caption to it.
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A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?"
The guy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The guy smiles, taps his watch and says, "The fuckin' thing is an hour fast."
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?"
The guy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The guy smiles, taps his watch and says, "The fuckin' thing is an hour fast."
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You accidently send a dick pic to your bestfriend's girlfriend instead because they happen to share the same name. You expect her to get mad but to your surprise she replies back with this:
"I suppose you sent that pic by mistake but I know deep down you want to fuck my brains out. Your bitchy A Cup girlfriend can't do shit and you want a real woman to satisfy your needs."
"I suppose you sent that pic by mistake but I know deep down you want to fuck my brains out. Your bitchy A Cup girlfriend can't do shit and you want a real woman to satisfy your needs."
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