Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

[too fast]

How many times do you have sex in one week?

 

[JaanaRuutu]

How many times do you have sex in one week?

I don't like questions like this. Am i supposed to be counting? Is there a score card i'm supposed to be filing every time I get laid, like Fantasy porn or something? I have no idea how many times I have sex/cum/do anything in a week., I barely know my own name.

 

[brodkill]

any relation to Tuomo or Jarrko

 

[JaanaRuutu]

any relation to Tuomo or Jarrko

To be fair, pretty sure every Finn ever has an uncle called Tuomo.

 

[brodkill]

To be fair, pretty sure every Finn ever has an uncle called Tuomo.

do you even know who they are?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Where in the US did you live?

 

[assari]

any relation to Tuomo or Jarkko

Correction.

 

[wdoall]

You ever do a guy with a strap on

 

[JaanaRuutu]

do you even know who they are?

Nope. No idea. I don't watch hockey and I'm not really a Jokerit fan at all.

Where in the US did you live?

New York and PA

You ever do a guy with a strap on

No.

 

[Rattrap]

I don't like questions like this. Am i supposed to be counting? Is there a score card i'm supposed to be filing every time I get laid, like Fantasy porn or something? I have no idea how many times I have sex/cum/do anything in a week., I barely know my own name.

That's what the internet's for.
www.bedposted.com

 

[JaanaRuutu]

That's what the internet's for.
www.bedposted.com

Well, butter my biscuits.

 

[alkidder]

This guy..I like this guy.

Thank you kindly Jaana.

My pseudo-charm doesn't appeal to everyone but I try and keep it as the kids say, "real" Yeah I use quotations alot, that's one of my bads.

However under this gruff exterior is a certifiable geek, true story.

Wait this thread is suppose to be about asking you questions..

You know you are very cool right? I think that counts as a question, sort of, maybe, possibly

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Thank you kindly Jaana.

My pseudo-charm doesn't appeal to everyone but I try and keep it as the kids say, "real" Yeah I use quotations alot, that's one of my bads.

However under this gruff exterior is a certifiable geek, true story.

Wait this thread is suppose to be about asking you questions..

You know you are very cool right? I think that counts as a question, sort of, maybe, possibly

It's all a facade. I'm actually not very cool at all. I take naps and I wear footed pajamas and drink apple juice all day when I'm supposed to be working.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I used to wear footed pajamas. When I was 7 years old.

 

[squallumz]

I used to wear footed pajamas. When I was 7 years old.

and last week. i simply LOVED that escape hatch you had on the butt

EASY ACCESS!!!!!!!!

 

[lurkingdirk]

and last week. i simply LOVED that escape hatch you had on the butt

EASY ACCESS!!!!!!!!

Could you be any more of a gay douche?

No.

 

[squallumz]

Could you be any more of a gay douche?

No.

just because i didnt mention your footsie pajamas? come on now. be a sport.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Could you be any more of a gay douche?

Squally's not gay, but his boyfriend is.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Why are my three favorites not holding hands and getting along?

 

[squallumz]

Why are my three favorites not holding hands and getting along?

everyone's competing to be my personal love slave. there's friction between the competitors.