Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

[alkidder]

It's all a facade. I'm actually not very cool at all. I take naps and I wear footed pajamas and drink apple juice all day when I'm supposed to be working.

My apologies

You are freakin' awesome from what I read. If that wasn't what you were trying to convey then I apologize again.

PS: I tend to apologize too much but would it be an epic win to have a dinner consisting of poutine and apple juice in your books?

 

[JaanaRuutu]

My apologies

You are freakin' awesome from what I read. If that wasn't what you were trying to convey then I apologize again.

PS: I tend to apologize too much but would it be an epic win to have a dinner consisting of poutine and apple juice in your books?

as long as you didn't hurt me with a fork.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Do you know any Russian?

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Do you know any Russian?

none, and I intend to keep it that way.

 

[too fast]

I don't like questions like this. Am i supposed to be counting? Is there a score card i'm supposed to be filing every time I get laid, like Fantasy porn or something? I have no idea how many times I have sex/cum/do anything in a week., I barely know my own name.

Sorry I made you mad but the the thread says "Ask Me Anything"

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Sorry I made you mad but the the thread says "Ask Me Anything"

...mad?

 

[lurkingdirk]

U mad, bro?

 

[alkidder]

as long as you didn't hurt me with a fork.

Nah, I might put you to sleep with my incessant rambling and awkward social skills. I may make your eyes roll to the back of your head when I try the ol feint a yawn and stretch the arm over your shoulder move because I have no game or perhaps the piece de resistance when I go for broke and ask you to wear one of my hockey jerseys which actually may result in me getting

a) a face full of poutine
b) a fork in the leg
c) both a and b
d) both a and b followed by you laughing and pointing
e) d followed by another fork in the other leg

Of course I'd still want to be your friend. My actions and behaviour however may result in you second guessing whether you wanted to be mine

Sometimes I am a little over zealous when I am trying to impress.

 

[twat36975248664224]

Language you find to be the most romantic?

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Language you find to be the most romantic?

oddly, Finnish. I think it's beautiful. Other than that, probably French or something.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Are you verify?

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Are you verify?

Am I missing a reference?

 

[alkidder]

If it helps any, while I should be doing some work right now I decided to take a peak at your Official Website. Made my way over to the Photo Gallery (NSFW). Quite accurate description because after going there, it's safe to say the work which I cannot for the life of me recall what I was supposed to be doing took an immediate back seat.

I personally really enjoy the January 19 entry of pictures - and thinking about the prospect of watching hockey with you. My response to that would be a hell to the yes please.

..As you were Miss Jaana

 

[JaanaRuutu]

If it helps any, while I should be doing some work right now I decided to take a peak at your Official Website. Made my way over to the Photo Gallery (NSFW). Quite accurate description because after going there, it's safe to say the work which I cannot for the life of me recall what I was supposed to be doing took an immediate back seat.

I personally really enjoy the January 19 entry of pictures - and thinking about the prospect of watching hockey with you. My response to that would be a hell to the yes please.

..As you were Miss Jaana

Shameless plug but I've got way more where that came from for sale on various sites.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

You know, you're apparently a new York Jets fan. Are you sure YOU'RE not a mole or a bat as well?

Hehe touché.

I'm not that big of a Jets fan anymore. I just love the Jets buttz. I like a few teams. I'm a big Manning brothers fan. So I like any teams they are playing for. Plus a couple more. I'm just a huge fan of the game itself. :thumbsup:

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Hehe touché.

I'm not that big of a Jets fan anymore. I just love the Jets buttz. I like a few teams. I'm a big Manning brothers fan. So I like any teams they are playing for. Plus a couple more. I'm just a huge fan of the game itself. :thumbsup:

I can't say i am, i just know the Jets aren't very good.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I can't say i am, i just know the Jets aren't very good.

That's just what the communists told you!

I mean...hmph...*sigh*

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But hey as a kid I was a Red Wings fan, too.

Now I don't follow hockey anymore. :dunno:

 

[twat36975248664224]

I can't say i am, i just know the Jets aren't very good.

That is why I am a Giants fan

 

[JaanaRuutu]

That's just what the communists told you!

I mean...hmph...*sigh*

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But hey as a kid I was a Red Wings fan, too.

Now I don't follow hockey anymore. :dunno:

Start watching it again!

 

[disguisekrauss]

in Nuts interviews the Nuts babes say they often bump their boobs against things. That sounds weird to me at times(sometimes this might happen, but "often" seems unrealistic). You think it to be true?