Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

[gunslingingbird]

i cant help it, shes my patti mayonnaise. *swoon*

awwww my little Doug!

Alright, break it up, you two! Don't make me go get the hose. :tongue:

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Alright, break it up, you two! Don't make me go get the hose. :tongue:

...but what if I like the hose?

 

[gunslingingbird]

...but what if I like the hose?

 

[JaanaRuutu]

mmmmmmmmm butter

 

[squallumz]

Alright, break it up, you two! Don't make me go get the hose. :tongue:

hey. gsb.



gtfo!

 

[alkidder]

 

[gunslingingbird]

hey. gsb.



gtfo!

 

[JaanaRuutu]

You two make me feel like a likable, attractive, intelligent version of that Twilight girl.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

i cant help it, shes my patti mayonnaise. *swoon*

But we were like Ross and Rachel!

 

[alkidder]

You two make me feel like a likable, attractive, intelligent version of that Twilight girl.

You're my Princess Toadstool

However I don't want to interfere with the strong Doug - Patti bond. That's a pretty epic and retro connection.

 

[twat36975248664224]

You two make me feel like a likable, attractive, intelligent version of that Twilight girl.

You forgot to add that you have a personalty unlike her absent one.

 

[gunslingingbird]

You two make me feel like a likable, attractive, intelligent version of that Twilight girl.

Squally actually knows who you're talking about because he's watched all the Twilight movies. I think he's even been to the midnight premieres of the last two. Ghey/10.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

I've seen four of them with Rifftrax

 

[D-rock]

Squally actually knows who you're talking about because he's watched all the Twilight movies. I think he's even been to the midnight premieres of the last two. Ghey/10.

Yeah, but he's smart. He says he just did that to pick up chicks.

...or at least that's what he claims.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Yeah, but he's smart. He says he just did that to pick up chicks.

...or at least that's what he claims.

He'd never get a lady like me if he tried the "Oh, I LOVE Twilight" card. Unless he meant twilight with riffs.

 

[squallumz]

Squally actually knows who you're talking about because he's watched all the Twilight movies. I think he's even been to the midnight premieres of the last two. Ghey/10.

if by "twilight" you mean "staying up late and helping you wax your back," then yes. yes i have.

 

[gunslingingbird]

if by "twilight" you mean "staying up late and helping you wax your back," then yes. yes i have.

I do not wax my back, mother fucker! I jeri curl it!

 

[squallumz]

I do not wax my back, mother fucker! I jeri curl it!

just let your soullllllllllllll gloooooooooo

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Why did the tomato never catch on as a hand fruit?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Do you have a favourite classical composer?