Newt Gingrich promises to build a moon colony by 2020; make it a U.S. state

[adeptblue]

Mitt called him out - just another politician making promises.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

jon stewart just fucking nails this. The best line:



Watch the whole video, i think it is brilliant, whether you like jon stewart or not.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/jon-stew...ants-to-leave-the-earth-for-a-younger-planet/

qft

 

[El Perro Mayor]

Newt must think there is oil on the Moon, or cheese.

 

[DJCowboy]

The Mooninites have sent a reply to Mr. Gingrich's "declaration of war" on the moon:

This is a transcript of an audio tape we recently received:

Err: Silence nerd!
Ignignokt: Prepare for a moon spanking.
Err: Now you drop those sweatpants right now!

 

[Supafly]

Now we have the perfect pair!

Cain endorses Gingrich

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Atlanta businessman and former presidential candidate Herman Cain endorsed Newt Gingrich Saturday night at a West Palm Beach Country Republican gathering after two months of wavering on whether he would offer his support to a fellow candidate.

The endorsement comes just three days before the crucial Florida primary, by far the largest state to vote so far in the GOP sweepstakes, and could help Gingrich energize tea party support. Gingrich campaign has flagged since his upstart, double-digit victory over front-runner Mitt Romney in the South Carolina primary a week ago.

"I had it in my heart and mind a long time ago" to endorse Gingrich, Cain said in a surprise appearance at the dinner. "Speaker Gingrich is a patriot, Speaker Gingrich is not afraid of bold ideas, and I also know that Speaker Gingrich is ... going through this sausage grinder. I know what this sausage grinder is all about. I know that he's going through this sausage grinder because he cares about the future of the United States of America."

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http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57367931-503544/cain-endorses-gingrich/

Maybe they want to colonize the moonbase with their sidewomen so they can keep the press from learning about their ways? Or create the ultimate tax shelter, outside planet earths fiscal agencies?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Now we have the perfect pair!



http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57367931-503544/cain-endorses-gingrich/

Maybe they want to colonize the moonbase with their sidewomen so they can keep the press from learning about their ways? Or create the ultimate tax shelter, outside planet earths fiscal agencies?

That would be a hilarious split ticket. No intern in the White House would be safe!

 

[StanScratch]

I also know that Speaker Gingrich is ... going through this sausage grinder. I know what this sausage grinder is all about. I know that he's going through this sausage grinder because he cares about the future of the United States of America

Does Herman Cain not realize that mentioning the word "sausage" in the presence of Newt, without the presence of said sausage, is only asking for trouble?