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Mighty oil-eating microbes help clean up the Gulf

:confused::confused: "..the fuck!" didn't we have these little bastards on the g'ment payroll in the first place as opposed to using "dispersants" ???

What's say we harvest these little buggers and keep them at the ready for just such emergencies since apparently they do a far better job than all the skimming efforts combined. Nature-1, nurture-0 in this one.

Where is all the oil? Nearly two weeks after BP finally capped the biggest oil spill in U.S. history, the oil slicks that once spread across thousands of miles of the Gulf of Mexico have largely disappeared. Nor has much oil washed up on the sandy beaches and marshes along the Louisiana coast. And the small cleanup army in the Gulf has only managed to skim up a tiny fraction of the millions of gallons of oil spilled in the 100 days since the Deepwater Horizon rig went up in flames.

So where did the oil go? "Some of the oil evaporates," explains Edward Bouwer, professor of environmental engineering at Johns Hopkins University. That’s especially true for the more toxic components of oil, which tend to be very volatile, he says. Jeffrey W. Short, a scientist with the environmental group Oceana, told the New York Times that as much as 40 percent of the oil might have evaporated when it reached the surface. High winds from two recent storms may have speeded the evaporation process.

[Photos: Latest from the Gulf oil spill]

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Although there were more than 4,000 boats involved in the skimming operations, those cleanup crews may have only picked up a small percentage of the oil so far. That’s not unusual; in previous oil spills, crews could only scoop up a small amount of oil. "It’s very unusual to get more than 1 or 2 percent," says Cornell University ecologist Richard Howarth, who worked on the Exxon Valdez spill. Skimming operations will continue in the Gulf for several weeks.

Some of the oil has sunk into the sediments on the ocean floor. Researchers say that’s where the spill could do the most damage. But according to a report in Wednesday’s New York Times, "federal scientists [have determined] the oil [is] primarily sitting in the water column and not on the sea floor."

Perhaps the most important cause of the oil’s disappearance, some researchers suspect, is that the oil has been devoured by microbes. The lesson from past spills is that the lion’s share of the cleanup work is done by nature in the form of oil-eating bacteria and fungi. The microbes break down the hydrocarbons in oil to use as fuel to grow and reproduce. A bit of oil in the water is like a feeding frenzy, causing microbial populations to grow exponentially.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews_excl/ynews_excl_sc3270
 
Wow so all the news stories trying to sell us the notion that "We're Doomed" and "Earth Destroyed by Gulf Methane Explosion" and "Oil Slick Threatens to Cover Gulf and North Atlantic" was indeed fearmongering. I love the press.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Wide spread mutation is all I can say, it will be like that horror movie yawn fest Pirranha 2: The Spawning, and is this one the fish can fly out of the water and hover over dry land to kill humans
 
Wow so all the news stories trying to sell us the notion that "We're Doomed" and "Earth Destroyed by Gulf Methane Explosion" and "Oil Slick Threatens to Cover Gulf and North Atlantic" was indeed fearmongering. I love the press.

I wouldn't say that. The press only knows what the press knows and reports. When everyone could clearly see slicks..they reported that.

Now they are wondering what has happened to the slicks we were for certain seeing during the days of the crises so they sought expert opinions on what may have happened. Now they are reporting some of the explanations. This is but one.
 
:confused::confused: "..the fuck!" didn't we have these little bastards on the g'ment payroll in the first place as opposed to using "dispersants" ???

What's say we harvest these little buggers and keep them at the ready for just such emergencies since apparently they do a far better job than all the skimming efforts combined. Nature-1, nurture-0 in this one.


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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews_excl/ynews_excl_sc3270

This was on the all the news shows as a blip about three weeks ago. Then it went away. Good news is no news at all. And really bad news is all no news at all.

Two wars, no Gulf fishing for at least three years, the Gulf states coastal towns will become ghost towns and ghettos, but fuck that noise, a washed up Australian actor said the "N word" and the "C word". And Lindsay Lohan isn't a fan of jail!!!!!

We are fucking doomed. And rightly so.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
God bless Obama for inventing them.
 

Facetious

Moderated
The only problem is that these tiny microbes will collectively be emitting considerable amounts of greenhouse gasses in the process of consuming the ''o-ale'' (that's oil in southern drawl).
Nope, there's no free lunch I'm 'fraid. :facepalm:
 
God bless Obama for inventing them.

I could hug you.

I think the dispersant "sunk" the oil, and it will slowly, slowly continue to wash up onshore because BP has tried to amortize the cost of the cleanup over years...

150million+ gallons of black goop ain't disappearing overnight folks...Obamamicrobes or not...:(
 
I could hug you.

I think the dispersant "sunk" the oil, and it will slowly, slowly continue to wash up onshore because BP has tried to amortize the cost of the cleanup over years...

150million+ gallons of black goop ain't disappearing overnight folks...Obamamicrobes or not...:(




Oh wow, we're so doomed. Where's my bunker?
 
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If you miss the images of birds and fish piled high with black goop you can get your fix with the Michigan spill :wave2:

The shrimping biz in the Gulf is finished. People there better get used to eating a lot of strange fish farm fish from Thailand from now on....
 
I could hug you.

I think the dispersant "sunk" the oil, and it will slowly, slowly continue to wash up onshore because BP has tried to amortize the cost of the cleanup over years...

150million+ gallons of black goop ain't disappearing overnight folks...Obamamicrobes or not...:(

In the spirit of the race and cultural baiters here....."Racist!":ban::tongue::1orglaugh
 
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If you miss the images of birds and fish piled high with black goop you can get your fix with the Michigan spill :wave2:

The shrimping biz in the Gulf is finished. People there better get used to eating a lot of strange fish farm fish from Thailand from now on....



There was a huge oil spill in the bay of Campeche in 1979. The fishing industry bounced back fairly quick.
 

Facetious

Moderated
There was a huge oil spill in the bay of Campeche in 1979. The fishing industry bounced back fairly quick.

The same goes for Prince William Sound, after just one short year of the Valdez spill, fishermen were recording record catches! :nanner:
 
The same goes for Prince William Sound, after just one short year of the Valdez spill, fishermen were recording record catches! :nanner:

:facepalm:A year is short when your livelihood isn't that of nor dependent on that of a fisherman in Prince William Sound.
 
I would be more worried by the fact we don't know where all the oil is. Just assuming something good spontaneously happened to make it go away seems foolhardy and absurdly optimistic. With vast quantities of it being unknown right now there is a large uncertainly factor we have to be worried about and account for whether we need to or not for some time to come.

As for fishing popping up in the past. I would think that had more to do with the fact the world over fishes so heavily and keeps fish populations on the margins so much worldwide that any stopping of it in any place will give fish a reprieve to repopulate. Although before anybody starts celebrating remember that this time fish populations are stressed more than they already have been any time in the past and the ecosystem is also stressed to it's breaking point more so than ever before so any more piled on top of it, like millions of barrels of oil leaking into the ecosystem for example, might just end up breaking some parts of an area's ecosystem altogether.
 
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