Make Shit Up ABout a Place You've Never Been

[fkknuckle]

Summers in Antarctica are a bitch! They have all these fucking fat black and white ravens that can't even fly!

 

[brodkill]

if you go to the usa and ask anyone to tell you something about Canada, they all say Canadians live in igloos and travel around on dogsleds

you ask any canadian aboot the usa and they say that americans are all obese un educated lazy slobs

 

[bobjustbob]

Socialist France wants to add free smart phones and service to it's citizen's rights to have a free twitter account.

 

[C.K. Lawrence]

As far as I know the people between New York City and Los Angeles are armed to the teeth, do not like foreigners, nor contraception, but the commercial breaks among Super Bowls.
Chicago, Houston, Philadelphia and Phoenix are the main settlements in this area, called the suburbs. Washington, the "D.C." one, governs the region as principal town.
This area beneath Canada and above Mexico is called America and inhabited by either Rednecks or Hillbillies, segmented into Nerds, Geeks, Dorks and Dweebs.
The Lingua Franca is Spanish, with some loanwords of English, French or Germanic origin.
The few citizens of Asiatic, African, Arab, Indian or Indian heritage assimilate to the white christian cultural impact and do not have own identity, except for looking funny and cute.
The majority of migrant workers comes out of Italy and Ireland.
Whereas, following cultural imperialism, the rest of the world assumes Americans visit McDonalds, Burger King and Starbucks on daily basis, drinking Coke and Pepsi,
the real residents of this country called United States spend their days eating at Wendy's or Planet Hollywood and drink Diet Dr Pepper and Classic Coke regularly.
Whilst the production of pornography is prohibited under strict restrictions, you are able too pay hookers for sex anywhere, to drink beer in public and show your nipples.
As a symbol of national personification the population looks up to an elderly man of white hair and beard, wearing a funny hat and distinctive colored clothes, called Santa Claus.
Economy loosely but fundamental bases on the prolific rivalry of two big companies producing computers, software and accessories - well known to the world as Commodore and Atari.


Source: The CIA World Factbook ISSN 1553-8133;

Haha, awesome!! :1orglaugh

 

[mokbel69]

The women in Uzbekistan don't shave their legs or armpits. It's not that they don't want to, it's because there isn't a razor sharp enough for the job.

The Irish believe that the Guinness Book of World Records is all about records that have been achieved while under the the influence of Guinness Stout.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

In Latvia, no one can hear you scream.

 

[mokbel69]

In Canada, everyone either grows Marjuana, is a lumberjack or a pornstar.

 

[assari]

The Swedes are poor.

 

[MarquisdeSade]

In Italy, it is an offense for a married man not to fuck his wife at least once a week.

 

[lurkingdirk]

On the dark side of the moon, there is located the secret base for the Moon Jews that Will E Worms hates so much. It's directly beside the "Black Muslims Against Jesus" headquarters, and President Obama was born between the two. He's the offspring of a gay black couple and a female Jewish political comedian.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

The Canadian Prairies are as flat as they are because in 1967 the government created a huge public works program to level the ground there. This was on account of the massively high incidence of alcoholism and number of drinking and driving issues. The thinking was that if the land was flatter there would be less stuff for drunken motorists to drive into. Sadly, no fewer than five majestic mountain ranges were bulldozed.

 

[bobjustbob]

Through a cooperation mediated by the Swedish government, Ikea may be allowed to use horse meat in their meatballs as long as they don't sell their shitty furniture in that country.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Italians always always speak with their hands calmly at their sides or in their pockets.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Love to go to Russia for all that Sunshine and I hear the place is dryer that much of Utah.

 

[288gto]

Italians always always speak with their hands calmly at their sides or in their pockets.

and eat every shit they find and is eatable

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Love to go to Russia for all that sunshine and I hear the place is dryer that much of Utah.

they rent their daughters for a glass of vodka

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

they rent their daughters for a glass of vodka

In America we have Kris Jenner. Guess in Russia there are plenty of Kristina Jennerovas pushing their daughters on you for a drag off your bottle.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

and eat every shit they find and is eatable

Nice to know German cuisine is taking off in Italy. Pinch, smear, and lick off your best gal's face.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

In Japan, Gamera has his own political party.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

In Japan, Gamera has his own political party.

That Kaiju party over there used to be hardliners but now they have gone soft also falling prey to special interest and lobbyists. As an Independent Gamera can now be his own prehistoric amphibian.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

That Kaiju party over there used to be hardliners but now they have gone soft also falling prey to special interest and lobbyists. As an Independent Gamera can now be his own prehistoric amphibian.

He is made of turtle meat.